Every time I'm about to lose my virginity I get cockblocked.

ambrosiris · 2014-10-03T13:29:53+00:00

Hit him with your erect penis til he leaves

negroewebster · 2014-10-03T12:46:27+00:00

Welcome to game bro. The whole process is there to get you to the point you don't give a fuck if it happens or not. Plus there is always the element of randomness of shit you can't control. Just keep approaching man and persisting it'll happen when it happens

AmericanGalactus · 2014-10-03T15:14:57+00:00

Bet good money you didn't say "get the fuck out".

g_gggg · 2014-10-03T13:39:47+00:00

damn. that's an asshole roommate. Try to find a new one and make sure you get these opportunities on the regular. They don't all end well. Unfortunately this one was ruined by your asshole roommate.

Is his cockblocking something you could bring up with your brothers? Seems pretty anti-frat to cockblock a brother.

dbzgtfan4ever · 2014-10-03T14:12:04+00:00

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recyclablebantha · 2014-10-03T15:29:08+00:00

We end up in my room with her half naked on my bed and me fingering her and making out when my room mate and his friend from home come busting in and decide to stay in the room for about 30 minutes, even though I tried getting them out every way I could.

Do you share that room with him? (Like it's a dorm room?)

A similar situation happened last semester when I was in the exact same position with a floor mate's best friend back when I lived in a dorm and the (ridiculously drunk) floor mate wouldn't stop banging on my door and screaming at the top of her lungs until the girl I was with left and slept in the friend's room.

Lame. This issue is more of a logistics issue though. If you were making any kind of connection with her, this should have been a situation where you were number closing her and meeting up her later because her friend was going to be an issue and you probably should have known that going into it.

Or if possible, you ought to have been making sure that she knew her friend was taken care of before you left with her.

But in both cases, there's no reason why you shouldn't have been able to meet up with them later. Didn't you get their numbers?

Ferinex · 2014-10-03T16:01:04+00:00

Why didn't you just tell them to get the fuck out? Jesus. Don't ask just tell, they'll get it

spldsz · 2014-10-03T16:00:07+00:00

at first, i didn't understand this at all. why the fuck would your friends be in your room uninvited?

but now i get it. you literally share a room with someone. not 'roommate' as in 'housemate'.

do you drive? does she drive? pretend it's high school, and fuck in the car. or drive somewhere and fuck outside.

walk somewhere, and fuck outside.

find a single-occupancy bathroom.

ask your roomie to fuck off for an evening, and use your room.

whatever. just find a spot. a couple weeks ago, i was on a date, and she felt uncomfortable having sex while my house mated were having a quiet dinner party. so we went to an alley. (i have no idea why an alley in public is more comfortable than a bed near a few people, but whatever)

also, you're not a virgin if you had your fingers inside someone. if your definition of 'virgin' is going to allow for lesbians to lose their virginity, what you were doing has to count. you were interrupted mid-sex, not pre-sex.

BRUTALLEEHONEST · 2014-10-03T16:12:22+00:00

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23 and it wasn't a big deal. I wasn't even anxious at that age. You'll be fine. It's all good.

EbNinja · 2014-10-03T18:35:24+00:00

Dudebro, if you try to force it bad days. You had an over abundance of dependency on this thing happening ONCE. You're still breathing, and that means the game goes on. If your goal is to get laid, you can go fucking pay for that shit. But the whole point for most of the people here is to play a beautiful game. Sometimes that means you get laid, sometimes that means you chill with a super awesome chick for a night, get her number, chill with her more, and maybe sleep with her. Let it roll Bror, Brod of Thunder, and the lighting is yours to ride.

CatShirtComedy · 2014-10-03T23:08:14+00:00

Step 1: Tell him what he did. Step 2: If he takes it well, develop a system so it doesn't happen Step 2.5 - If he takes it poorly, tell everyone he has herpes.

HammerAndTickle · 2014-10-03T13:15:33+00:00

Why couldn't you tell them to leave the room?

Gustavomb · 2014-10-03T14:53:36+00:00

Why didn't you try to find another room or just go back to her place?

AC5L4T3R · 2014-10-03T23:31:22+00:00

Haha, Americans and their shitty dorms. You weren't cock blocked by your friends, you were cock blocked by the stupid prick that decided putting two people in one room was a good idea for coming of age adolescents.

2014-10-03T15:38:50+00:00

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Chadxman · 2014-10-03T15:37:04+00:00

If you are a real bro you do not cockblock your homie...unless she's got an STD then by all means SAVEEEE MEEE

The_Big_Aristotle · 2014-10-03T16:42:05+00:00

this guy needs a good talking too. preferably with lots of four letter words and other colorful language.

god. im glad i live alone.

ohmahboy15 · 2014-10-03T17:31:54+00:00

It's probably the coke comedown speaking right now bro. That shit fucks with your head. If you're a fucking virgin you shouldn't touch that shit. Doing drugs when talking to girls is like using a cheat code against a hard boss in a video game. If you can't beat the boss without the cheat code, it'll be really fucking difficult when you try to do it without.

forcefulentry · 2014-10-04T00:47:15+00:00

I don't think you should do coke

Shade08 · 2014-10-03T20:15:57+00:00

Cocaine is bad for you mmmkay.

well_clearly · 2014-10-03T15:43:32+00:00

Yo she's only out of your league if you think she is cause clearly she's not..

Swagu35 · 2014-10-03T16:38:40+00:00

Also, did you tell them to gtfo of your room? Lock the fucking door and tell them next time youre with a girl to get the fuck out and that they completely cockblocked. Friends dont do that shit.

jrl999 · 2014-10-03T17:41:39+00:00

http://m.homedepot.com/p/Defiant-Brandywine-Stainless-Steel-Privacy-Knob-T8610/100031180/

2014-10-03T17:45:24+00:00

toilet. there's always a toilet.

peanutbutterspacejam · 2014-10-03T18:07:02+00:00

Dude, just call her up and take her out another day. It'll be bound to happen if she's into you.

SupALupRT · 2014-10-03T18:20:45+00:00

Hes a shitty mate. Id look for the first opportunity to cock block and return the favor.

tramplemestilsken · 2014-10-03T18:39:31+00:00

Was there a question in here or are you just venting? Work on creating more opportunities for yourself. Talk to more women, escalate with more women, so sexual interest in more women. It'll happen soon enough.

rikjames90 · 2014-10-03T19:03:59+00:00

pull him aside and tell him if he ever pulls that shit again, theres going to be issues.

this pretty much gives you a free pass to cockblock the shit out of him on a daily bases. this is war.

2014-10-03T19:50:41+00:00

Your roommate is holding you back. After you are done living with him, weigh the pros and cons of being his friend. If the cons outweighs the pros, cut him from your life. There are lots of people out there who can be your friend.

2014-10-03T20:04:14+00:00

He's a dick. Move out in any way possible.

Until then you'd do good to make him understand you can make his life as difficult as he's making yours. If he doesn't get it after that, he's a top class dick and the gloves can come off.

By that I mean repayment.

iEatTigers · 2014-10-03T21:36:41+00:00

WTF? You live in a frat house with a roommate and you don't have a special code to signal that one of you is getting laid? You need to talk to your roommate sober and establish a system (like a sock on the door handle). This is college 101 here. You should have learned this from the dorms.

MagneticStain · 2014-10-03T22:01:05+00:00

I feel the same way sometimes man. Every time something good starts, it seems to crumble before your eyes, normally due to no fault of your own. It sucks, but it happens.

Best advice I've given myself is just to roll with it. Shit happens, on to the next opportunity.

destiny24 · 2014-10-03T22:33:16+00:00

Wow, those are some whack ass guys. Who just sits in a room while 2 people are messing around? Friends or not.

2014-10-03T23:05:40+00:00

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TrailrParkSupervisor · 2014-10-04T01:25:43+00:00

A similar situation happened last semester when I was in the exact same position with a floor mate's best friend back when I lived in a dorm and the (ridiculously drunk) floor mate wouldn't stop banging on my door and screaming at the top of her lungs until the girl I was with left and slept in the friend's room.

Dude that sounds like the floormate was trying to keep her from being raped by you, god damn

hamletmachine72 · 2014-10-04T01:41:27+00:00

Haha! God bless you, kid. You are doing just fine. It will happen soon, trust me. Your idiot friends are giving you good stories for later. Godspeed and please use a rubber.

Cymry_Cymraeg · 2014-10-04T04:03:37+00:00

American universities are fucking weird. Why the fuck do you share rooms!?

Spore2012 · 2014-10-04T04:31:01+00:00

Next time keep a super soaker loaded up near the bed. Use that shit.

batmaster96 · 2014-10-04T22:14:11+00:00

Holy shit I feel the same way, like sex gods just dont want me to fuck anyone.

justskatedude · 2014-10-05T05:03:50+00:00

I would punch him the fuck out. You don't cockblock your bro. I would go out of my way to get revenge on him (if possible) not because im cynical or a revenge freak but I like to give people what they dish out.

TheDoctorCoach · 2014-10-03T16:57:17+00:00

What you call cockblocking is blaming others. Maybe they deserve blame maybe not. Your issue is you want to achieve a goal.

You can't change the past. You can prepare for next time. Work out how you and your roommate can help each other next time. Figure out how to make her comfortable staying if you have no alternative.

Game is a lot more than just talk and fingering. Well, depending on what kind of success you want. If you want to get lucky, you're doing fine. If you want consistent success, the more responsibility you take, the more success you'll create.

SupALupRT · 2014-10-03T15:39:58+00:00

ya you gotta lock that door bro

2014-10-03T16:37:21+00:00

Get some skills, learn how to isolate, venue hop, and always have a backup plan and a local place to hookup.

Also dont ever say any girl is out of your league again rookie, you're the man and you will be out of every damn girl's league since you're putting the work in. Its all a game just keep playing and leveling up.

Title	Every time I'm about to lose my virginity I get cockblocked.
Author	Swagu35
Upvotes	98
Comments	130
Date	October 3, 2014 12:18 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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