[FR] Umm. Holy Fuck. F-close?

throwaway1234xxx · 2012-03-31T14:33:07+00:00

Maybe she was psycho....maybe that's her routine...good you got out.

Also, maybe the dirty talk that made her react that way. Usually with SNLs I think the words you use matter. Calling a girl you just met your "little bitch" or some other similar terms can be a turn on later into a relationship if she's more secure around you. Maybe that's where you fucked up, but regardless I think you just ran into crazy.

TheRealDJ · 2012-03-31T18:21:30+00:00

My guess is she may've been raped in the past, and while she doesn't want to still be in that place, she finds it very hard to have sex because she'll have an anxiety attack, resulting in her freaking out.

circa7 · 2012-03-31T19:25:20+00:00

I've been there before. The girl gets caught up in the moment and because you're "good", she thinks it's a "good" idea. In other words, she's confused and almost scares herself in to doing it. During the act, she'll realize she's "making a mistake" and flip the switch. Girls like that are the ones that if you go on a few dates with and get to know you better, will tell you they love you within 2 weeks. Been there, done that.

imsicktodayyy · 2012-03-31T15:26:08+00:00

Ah yes, classical PLMR - Post Last Minute Resistance.

helldogskris · 2012-03-31T14:41:51+00:00

What? I don't get it, she just flipped out randomly halfway through having sex?

2012-03-31T19:19:48+00:00

I knew a girl with a similar routine (I never tried hitting it after the horror stories) but her deal was after her orgasm she had no use for the man anymore and got off even more by kicking the guy out. It was entirely a power thing for her.

She was a crazy person.

sausagefeet · 2012-03-31T16:22:00+00:00

wow. It sounds like you hit the bad luck lottery. That girl must have a serious mental issue. You had a great night, she invites you back to her place and then kicks you out in the middle of some run of the mill sex. WTF. Don't let it get to you man. glad you dodged that bullet.

MattClark0994 · 2012-03-31T19:15:17+00:00

You better be glad you didnt hesitate. I dont know about where you live but in Maryland delaying "withdrawing" for 5 seconds could = a first degree rape charge..

Also if you were in college and accused you would probably be screwed..

Belgian_Rofl · 2012-03-31T18:33:21+00:00

Doesn't matter, had sex.

HurricaneWhisper · 2012-03-31T18:14:27+00:00

Christ. By the time I got to the end of that, my mouth was dry. I cannot even imagine that shit. I think you handled it perfectly. That's horrifying.

2012-04-01T04:53:10+00:00

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The_King_Fucks_Goats · 2012-03-31T14:40:32+00:00

Could you have accidentally slipped in the poop chute a little bit while doing doggy? Unprepared poop chute penetration might give a lady pause to reconsider her sexual choices...

BurnerSkunk · 2012-04-01T04:36:13+00:00

Something the OP isn't telling us.

sausagefeet · 2012-03-31T16:20:47+00:00

She might have thought you were a bad shag too.

Was she fat? If so you could've been fucking thigh.

chocobaby · 2012-03-31T21:17:28+00:00

WHo knows what was in her head. I once talked my way into this smokin hot blonde's coming over purely for ass sex. I met het online, moved to chat, then cell...traded pics etc etc. She drives 90 minutes to my place. I meet her at the door, thank God she's gorgeous, horny, nervous as Hell, and obviously out on a kinky whim/fantasy. We have one glass of wine, chit chat, no need for much kino etc, as she has come over expressly to have sex with me so...into bedroom. Makeout, pants drop, kneeling BJ, then I put her up on my bed, face down, ass up, and go to work with fingers and tongue, on her asshole and pussy. I know my way around and shortly she is on her way to the moon. Two fingers up her ass rubbing her Gspot through her vag wall, and my tongue on her clit. She has an orgasm that woke the neighborhood and all of a sudden freaks out. She says loudly "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?!" I didn't put anything anywhere, except the aforementioned fingers and tongue. (only true losers that deserve broken legs put shit in drinks). I'm like...WTF? She's acting all weird and different and basically scrams out the door, leaving me standing there with major wood. I text her, email her and finally get an E back telling me she had had the most powerful orgasm of her life and it threw her and she thought I had doped her or something. Said she figured it all out after she "came down" during her drive home. I tried to get her to come back but never heard from her again. Chick says get the fuck out? You get the fuck out.

iNeedRage · 2012-03-31T16:43:41+00:00

Man my sense of humor is so fucked up. I found that kinda funny. So fucking random.

Dodged a bullet there mate. You know the rules. At least she gave you a warning.

2012-03-31T21:03:59+00:00

She was probably on drugs at the bar, mate. She came to at home and felt way less comely toward your golden meat shaft, and felt like she was taken advantage of.

db0255 · 2012-03-31T18:34:36+00:00

What the hell is wrong with her? You did the right thing.

adriens · 2012-03-31T20:19:38+00:00

I browse enough MRA to know this could have gone very badly very easily. Good job GTFO-ing.

flexipad · 2012-03-31T18:27:14+00:00

And that's why you don't put your dick in crazy.

President_Kucinich · 2012-04-01T05:36:14+00:00

She probably realized she had been slowly manipulated into doing something she wouldn't have normally done sans your direct explicit attempts at confusing and forcing what you wanted out of her.

Your PUA game put someone in a position in which they felt highly threatened and taken advantage of. You should think about what that means and what it says about you as a person and what you're willing to do to others for personal gratification.

2012-03-31T17:00:20+00:00

The amount of crazy in this world never ceases to amaze me. Makes me feel almost normal at times.

jimii · 2012-03-31T17:47:48+00:00

That was funny as hell. What a bitch lmfao.

You handled it well though.

Waterboy13 · 2012-03-31T18:57:09+00:00

DM;HS

glt512 · 2012-03-31T16:28:23+00:00

maybe she wanted you to dominate her completely, and instead you were expecting her to contribute to the sex in someway. perhaps she is psychologically fucked up and needs to have sex in this way, or maybe she just likes to get dominated w/e.

2012-04-01T01:59:48+00:00

bitch obviously has a rape fantasy

AnonTheAnonymous · 2012-04-01T04:10:49+00:00

Some girl got hers and told you to get the fuck out. She is just a fucking cunt. Women like this are total scum.

Title	[FR] Umm. Holy Fuck. F-close?
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Date	March 31, 2012 2:19 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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