So I have this idea... It's pretty crazy, but it's really no skin off my back. There are a few girls at work that I'm interested in and I would never mind having them think I'm some kind of stud.
So my idea is... For V-day, I was thinking I would send myself some flowers with an anonymous card attached. I need some plants for my office anyway, so it wouldn't be a waste of money. And the lady that works the front desk would receive them and might page me over the loud speaker for my flowers. In any case she's got a huge gaping mouth and it wouldn't be a secret for long.
"Mike got some flowers from a secret admirer" they might say. Hell, if they don't say anything, I've still got some nice plants for my desk.
Think this could have the desired effect?
p.s. I don't mind dating girls from work, so please, no need to comment on the obvious.
EDIT: Wow a lot of you are awefully worried about being seen as gay... because you received flowers?? lol - I never would assume something like that based on the fact that a male coworker got flowers.
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