Handling "you look old"

MadDannyBear · 2016-07-13T11:39:56+00:00

"Come here and sit on daddy's lap." "You're standing in my lawn please leave before I get my cane" Just think of a quick comeback to show it doesn't bother you, you can do this by playing along with the idea that you look old and exaggerate it to the point of absurdity. "Go find Moses, he owes me money." Or you can reflect the insult back on them. "Aren't you a little too young to be in this club? I'm gonna call the bouncer"

themanbat · 2016-07-13T16:33:35+00:00

Joke about it. Tell them, "Respect your elsers, young lady." Accuse them of robbing the grave.

2016-07-13T15:48:06+00:00

If you're confident in your looks don't be mad girls thinking you're older, something natural from me to say back would be.

"Oh, thanks..." then turn the conversation back to her.

Scrub_TLC · 2016-07-13T20:36:15+00:00

Yeah honestly simple is better, just look at her with a sexy face like she just gave you fuck me eyes and tease her that she is turned on by it. Look very sure of yourself (super confident) and skeptical of her. I like to push the envelope so I would taking it further telling her to be careful not to pull the rest of it out when I fuck her like dirty nasty line filthy sexual line here

ZhenBaoYu · 2016-07-13T14:26:31+00:00

Just ignore it. I don't know the context or tone they are saying this to you, but it doesn't matter. If you're happy with yourself, who cares about someone else's superficial judgement?

mustanggt90210 · 2016-07-13T15:12:20+00:00

"I've always heard women preferred older men"

forseti_ · 2016-07-13T15:39:37+00:00

"Today was my last day at work. I am offically retried, now!" and be happy about you going into a live long holiday.

rattamahatta · 2016-07-13T17:47:01+00:00

That's because I am old, honey.

shoganaiyo · 2016-07-13T17:54:07+00:00

I totally get how you feel, I started losing my hair when I was 19. I'm 35 now and I honestly like being bald now and I actually get compliments on it -- there are some bald-men aficionados out there.

But back then I would even photoshop my hairline, I hated it so much. Every comment people made deflated my confidence. That's what people who've never lost their hair don't realize and no one tells you, it's like exactly like grieving. You even go through the 5 stages: Angry that you lost that genetic lottery, denying that you're losing it by covering it, bargaining by trying different hair remedies, depression and then finally acceptance. Once you've got to that point, people making comments like "you look old" won't bother you.

Ziddy · 2016-07-13T19:21:13+00:00

"old and wise."

stripperjuice · 2016-07-13T20:10:24+00:00

Always go the Daddy route.

Mr_90s_Kid · 2016-07-14T03:50:57+00:00

The best answer depends on the context. You can be witty and and say something like, "You look young, but I won't hold it against you." You can make it a game and have her guess your age. Or you can say something simple like, "I'm only 20, but I'll take that as a compliment." Unless you are actually too old for someone, looking old is hardly a deal breaker.

DaygameCoach · 2016-07-14T05:57:40+00:00

Read sidebar help on shit tests.

Luxflux777 · 2016-07-14T07:04:43+00:00

It's never what you say, but how you say it. Any challenge, just answer fast and move on to another topic. I'm 33 and I do great with college girls.

"I think you're too old for me" "Yeah, it happens. Do you live nearby?"

Literally all that matters is that you answer as if it was a boring question that you just have to acknowledge and move on.

Don't challenge her and be like "Why did you say that, you're rude, I'm not old, I'm still cool"

Total waste of time, just say anything. You could say "Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I like lamp. Yeah, I'm fun. Yeah, pressure is cool. Yeah, calculus." Like...anything, just say it fast and then MOVE ON. Easy.

Title	Handling "you look old"
Author	chronicGreens
Upvotes	20
Comments	30
Date	July 13, 2016 10:55 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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