how to get her to leave

themysteriousfuture · 2010-10-17T04:21:17+00:00

This is easy. Are you trying to get her to leave the same night or early in the morning? If the morning, set your alarm before going to sleep, mildly complain outloud at having to get up so early in the morning because you have to (floss your cat, wash your car, go coach baseball for homeless orphans).

Wakeup with the alarm, have a shower, tell her there's a towel she can use on the counter. Get dressed. I've never had a girl who didn't take the hint and start getting her shit together to go. Say hey, I'll drop you off on the way. Get in your car. Drop her off. Drive home and go back to bed.

Khatam · 2010-10-17T04:54:09+00:00

One time I picked up this dude from a bar, I was drunk as hell. I literally just went up to him and said "hey, want to come home with me?" and 2 seconds later he was paying his tab. Somewhere in the middle of the bad sex I sobered up and I realized I'm banging an ugly dude. We finished up and I figured since he knew I just wanted to have sex he would be okay with me telling him it's time to go. "Thanks, that was great, I need you to leave now." This did not go over well. He broke everything in my room that was made of wood or glass. Then left. I was pretty embarrassed so I didn't call the cops. I didn't even remember his name. Luckily, he didn't actually hit me, he just broke everything and screamed something about bitches.

That was the last one night stand I ever had.

The point of the story is you should really try to make up an excuse instead of just telling them to get the heck out. Sometimes it does not go over well when you're honest with a person you don't know too well.

intjpua · 2010-10-17T02:20:39+00:00

Yes, just say what you want to say. Be nice and good-natured about it, but don't mince words. Something like, "Hey, baby, I had a great time last night, but I've got a lot of stuff to do today, so no repeat this morning. How about I call you later?"

ryno55 · 2010-10-17T10:00:22+00:00

Tell her what time it is.

pixienick · 2010-10-17T13:10:25+00:00

This is fucking sad. I don't know how you can stand to be in bed with someone you don't actually like and want to hang out with. Just have a wank for fuck sake. Save sex for people who are fun and you like, it's loads better.

RobJudge · 2010-10-17T16:01:50+00:00

My friend Zack used to put on "Schindler's List" and say his grandparents lived through the Holocaust. That usually did the trick...

Blowtart · 2010-10-18T19:14:19+00:00

Talk to her about rape, and how all women want it. If she doesn't leave, then she's a freak...and a keeper. You'll have fun with her.

rustoof · 2010-10-17T04:13:55+00:00

I agree with the posted solutions.

However remember that if you have a day to chill and she wants to too it's a good chance to practice techniques you'll need, especially if you drink.

widdley · 2010-10-18T17:37:14+00:00

The only one night stand I had ever, I was fine with leaving. I got up at the crack of dawn, got dressed and was ready to go before I bothered waking him up. When I did, all I said was "Do you know where the nearest bus is back into town?" Then told him I had a nice time, thank you for dinner and I was gone. He literally told me I was the most polite and well-behaved one nighter he'd ever had.

BUT, now that I'm done rambling, I think the best way to get them out is to tell them you're busy, or have plans for today, like all these gentlemen are saying. I know, it sucks to lie, but I personally would rather be lied to with a bullshit excuse then told 'Look, you gotta go. Like, now." or you making it painfully awkward by being boring.

2010-10-17T03:36:21+00:00

I'm in college, so if I want her to leave that same night, I'll start putting my clothes back on and tell her I'm going to see if anyone down the hall is still partying. A lot of the time, she'd rather go home than come along and have everyone know she was my conquest for the night.

Title	how to get her to leave
Author	gentlemanofleisure
Upvotes	5
Comments	30
Date	October 17, 2010 2:11 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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