Last night i went out with some friends, and one of them was feeling a bit down, so i decided it was all about him.

Now, i have a specific type of place i like to go, which is more neighborhood. So i have my skinny jeans & v-neck on. This is fine for where i go, but we decided to head to the rich area and try to talk to some women. Granted its a wednesday night, but who cares.

We went to 3 bars and each one was just old rich dudes & young women looking for a sugar daddy. I did not fit this scene. Right away, ask my buddy who he wants to talk to. Spot some girls at the bar talking to an old dude with a giant mustache. He steps outside, i walk up and say "hey, you guys think that guy would give me some tips on growing an awesome mustache?" they gave a courtesy laugh and said "i don't know maybe." so lame and boring. I tried to change subject, but they were just so dissinterested. so i just walked away! the rest of the bar was pretty much a meat market, so we decided to hop. On the way out i chatted up the receptionist(it was a hotel bar)

Next place, we walk in and got our ids checked, and by the time we get in, my buddy is talking to three ladies. I throw my coat down and go up to wing him. I step into the most awkward conversation ever. They are just staring at him like, why are you talking to us? so i say "hey, you guys found my friend, hes a party animal!" then introduce myself. They just aren't having it! So they say they are tired and whatever, and i said "wow thats so boring" we try to chat a bit about some stuff, and they are just silent, so we walk away and i said "well have fun with your boring night." laugh and walk away. A bit later, i see a group of girls by the door, so i run up and say "hey are you guys coming or going?, because its my friends birthday and we are partying!" ..."we are going." i say "lame" and give them a thumbs down with a farting noise.

Two girls walk in and they are looking around, so i said we should get them to sit at our table. So i start waving at them, and they are kind of looking over wondering what the heck im doing, and then we all start waving them to come over. This is great because people don't want to be rude, so they will! She came over and I said something about my buddy and it hooked and they started talking. unfortunately he wasn't feeling up to it that night so he cut her loose and we took off.

So, no closes, but it was fun! The point is, if you have a certain scene, change it up and get blown out! its worth the experience and will help you if you have any AA. I was in full wing mode, and in a strange mood where i just wanted to have fun and i think its worth it to do that from time to time.