Oh... you're 19?

treatsndentalsticks · 2019-10-06T11:56:03+00:00

I feel sorry for Americans. 18 being the legal drinking age. What are you supposed to do until then?

cantthrowawaythe90s · 2019-10-06T10:55:11+00:00

You're not old enough to drink. They are. And they don't wanna hang out at Chuck E. Cheese.

Hime-In-A-Box · 2019-10-06T10:06:04+00:00

Next time tell them that you are in your early 50', but in dogs age.

Aelfnir · 2019-10-06T10:29:17+00:00

Tell them you're 19 and tease them for being a granny

getyourlifeplease · 2019-10-06T09:40:08+00:00

It could be because at 19 you cant go to bars, 21+ clubs, legally drink (in the US) - and if they are older than you, they can. So they kinda look at you as a kid, in a way

gingerfreddy · 2019-10-06T12:43:16+00:00

I know problem. Started uni at 18-19, I'm 6'2, heavily built, and could pass as 20something. Girls lose interest the moment they realize you're under 20.

daerzu · 2019-10-06T11:21:42+00:00

Nah, if I were you I would just chill out a bit. I'm sure the fact that you can't drink yet has something to do with it.. but if someone's going to reject you because you're younger, then you know they're not right for you

blockfuture · 2019-10-06T11:59:16+00:00

pretty sure they just assumed you were the same age because of being in the same class. 100% just move on and go for girls your age.

smoothmax · 2019-10-06T14:44:47+00:00

Just tilt your head, smile at them quizzically and tell them without saying it out loud,

"Wow are you pretending to be hung up on a 2 year age difference? Kind of cute but I know you're not serious."

ChelseaDagger14 · 2019-10-06T12:20:09+00:00

Just lie, there isn’t any downside to it. I dislike lying but really sometimes you have to

ArmoredWulf31 · 2019-10-06T13:34:33+00:00

Focus on your education. You'll have plenty of chances to screw up your life later. If you absolutely need to get laid, save up money you'd have wasted on buying dinner over and over for someone and use that to get a high class escort that looks like a goddess of sensuality with an attitude to match and then get back to your studies. I get it, relationships are great. Know what else is great? A fulfilling career and a house, and having those will get you into a relationship faster than anything else, so don't put the cart before the horse and get distracted. Focus on becoming the person you want to become because at 19 relationships are horrible, terrible things that suck up time and other resources that could be better spent elsewhere.

LovecraftsNightmare · 2019-10-06T08:02:54+00:00

Tell them you’re older than you are, it’s not lying... it’s flirting

dr_tel · 2019-10-06T14:06:25+00:00

Ah yes, America, the land where you can legally get a fucking gun before you could drink a glass of beer. Makes perfect sense.

Kestrel887 · 2019-10-06T13:38:12+00:00

I mean you don't just have to stick to the girls in your classes there's other girls on campus who are your age talk to them instead. Always find another way man

javimpua · 2019-10-06T08:17:46+00:00

Well yeah... unless you are afraid of them suing you or something i guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

dddiiii · 2019-10-06T15:39:33+00:00

Been there, I've seen the light die in their eyes shut down. Just lie about it. Bet thing to do.

shishir179 · 2019-10-06T08:49:39+00:00

Tell them your real age and when they say you're younger than them just tell them you suffer from a rare condition where you age slowly so in a sense you're a 25 yo man in a 19 yo body. Make sure they know you're joking tho😂. Laughing it out seems a lot more mature and confident. That's all they care about.

lilaluli · 2019-10-06T08:04:33+00:00

Maybe the next time someone asks for your age, tell them you're older.

Title	Oh... you're 19?
Author	nineskaar1
Upvotes	140
Comments	39
Date	October 6, 2019 7:56 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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