Question - Shit Test - What happened to your face?

RickyRockyDude · 2018-02-06T11:26:10+00:00

Misinterpret: «I know, I'm absolutely stunning. You're not so bad yourself.»

Magneefeeco · 2018-02-06T08:25:56+00:00

You can use it to make a joke about yourself, to show you arent insecure about it. Still stay honest, tell her truth if you want. Personally I'd say: ''I've been in many battles, tough times.''. But thats just how I feel like saying in the moment.

TheXXL · 2018-02-06T06:26:50+00:00

Just be honest. If she wasn't into you she wouldn't even ask.

bangbang_maxwell · 2018-02-06T11:41:23+00:00

Say you fell asleep in ant pile.

(My go to insult for people I don’t like with acne)

Use it on yourself as a joke.

CharacterNote · 2018-02-06T16:50:44+00:00

''It makes me more attainable. Can you imagine if I had perfect skin like a porcelain doll? That'd be perfection, and way too intimidating for a girl like you!''

onfire9123 · 2018-02-06T10:35:01+00:00

The apocalypse happened on my face when I was a teenager. Every volcano on earth erupted at once.

boopdoowop · 2018-02-06T19:19:46+00:00

Has a Girl ask you that before?

vitamann · 2018-02-06T14:48:06+00:00

Agree & Amplify: I know right?! You should have seen me as a teen, I was cosmetics wet dream!

(big smile and wink)

batshttcrazy · 2018-02-06T15:06:45+00:00

God was making a war movie. Want to watch it at my place?

__ManBeast__ · 2018-02-06T15:39:12+00:00

You: "What, do I have something on my face?"

point to cheek like you spilled food on it

Her: "Blah blah you have acne (continues to shit test)"

You: "Ohh, I shoved my head in a beehive earlier. Wanted to see what it felt like"

shrug and smirk

shouldofjust · 2018-02-06T15:59:22+00:00

Rabid tiger.

Reapr · 2018-02-06T16:43:51+00:00

Someone sat on it ;)

devilkingx2 · 2018-02-09T02:20:00+00:00

it's a halloween mask, I like to be spooky all year round

Dadoma · 2018-02-06T09:18:02+00:00

"I was fighting Nazis in ww2 when one of them got a lucky shot across the face before I killed him."

violentmoreviolent · 2018-02-06T19:25:16+00:00

Is it possible she was hitting on you? Facial scars can be insanely hot. Look at edward james olmos!

f4ckB0t95 · 2018-02-06T18:25:04+00:00

Just tell her you muff dived her mom and you caught something.. lol

Title	Question - Shit Test - What happened to your face?
Author	drive_slow_homiee
Upvotes	7
Comments	19
Date	February 6, 2018 6:24 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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