Jolene can have them!

ethnicallyabiguous · 2020-10-01T14:30:36+00:00

“Jolene jolene jolene jo-leeeeene! Please just take him even though he’s trash.”

killerjewels · 2020-10-01T16:16:26+00:00

Honestly if Jolene don’t take him, I’m just going to Call Tyrone

localgirlcult · 2020-10-01T20:57:34+00:00

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you please read FDS

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeene

Please don't take him,

He is a trash can

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of auburn hair

With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

Your smile is like a breath of spring

Your voice is soft like summer rain

You're cute and so am I

Jolene

He talks about you in his sleep

And there's nothing I can do to keep

From dry heaving when he calls your name

Jolene

And I can't move out

Until my new place is ready

He means nothing to me

Jolene

You could have your choice of men

And I will definitely love again

He shouldn't be dating

Jolene

I had to have this talk with you

Though my happiness doesn't depend on you

Don't be a dumbass

JoleneEeEeeEE

🤣🤣🤣 No shade to my girl Dolly tho

ayhtdws1989 · 2020-10-01T15:25:05+00:00

i didnt get this can someone explain?

Half_Halt · 2020-10-01T23:56:16+00:00

There's a live version of Miley Cyrus (who is hands down one of the best cover artists of Jolene imho) where in the final cadence she yells, "Eh, never mind, you can have him!" It's classic!

2020-10-02T11:41:43+00:00

I'm begging of you please don't take my man

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Because we both deserve better sis

Title	Jolene can have them!
Author	Pretend-Valuable
Upvotes	535
Comments	16
Date	October 1, 2020 2:00 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/j393ac/jolene_can_have_them/
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