Not that the current global situation is funny, but I found a small measure of humor and satisfaction in the story of my best friend yesterday. His wife left him because he was "boring" and she "needed to find herself"...which we all know means she wants to sleep about. This happened about 2 months ago, just after xmas. So she left him with their child and moved out to a small appartment on the other side of town, and has been "dating" lots. In the mean time he's been re-organising the house, job and family stuff.

All's well in her world, until COVID19 tips up and she's suddernly very aware of being on her own with no-one to count upon. Gave him the standard "I made a mistake, i love you" phone call. Thankfully he's not buying it and told her to get lost. Funny how all these whores suddernly find love for the men they shit upon when times get tough?

She's now panicking on social media, doesn't have the money to pay for goods / food to stock up & her job is at risk. She threatened to take him to court to force him to support her, but he just calmly told her the courts won't hear civil cases right now and she won't get a penny from him. She even had the cheek to turn up on his doorstep with a suitcase..door remianed firmly locked (he did change the locks when she left).

She's absolutly lost her shit on FB / twitter but everyone has ghosted her pretty much and told her she burned her bridges...no-one is stepping up to help.

COVID19 is this thot's kryptonite.