Anyone interested in connecting, without sex, to post wall leftovers? There will ne no sex, but if you are masochistic then you can listen to her complain for a ~few hours~ ever.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-05-21T14:27:00+00:00

Conservative Christian sapiosexual.

Ummm, no your not.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-21T14:17:20+00:00

Almost the big question but more in line with leftovers. Something about this one stikes me as just a bitter old lady...and its all a guys fault.

I'm wasting my time and yours,

At least she got one thing right.

like me if you can handle not getting laid right away.

I can handle it, but why? The juice just isn't worth the squeeze. Why would I want an intellectual and emotional connection to a dried up harpy that will just suck my time and resources dry and provide NO benefit to my life? Seriously, none of her pictures and none of her words are in any way enticing or attractive. She just needs to find herself some Conservative Christian Sapiosexual CATS and fade away.

Westernhagen · 2019-05-21T14:54:53+00:00

Yeah that Resting Bitch Face really says "fun/playful" to me.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-05-21T14:41:23+00:00

Teachers are among the top professions in which women cheat the most.

meerita · 2019-05-21T14:43:06+00:00

Sapiosexual = I want betas so i don't need to get in bed everyday with them.

Anthony-waltzs · 2019-05-21T14:46:50+00:00

Anytime a woman says she’s not looking for hookups or sex more than likely she’s already has someone in that position just not you

Older_Miggy · 2019-05-21T15:39:32+00:00

Anybody who uses the word sapiosexual automatically gets written off.

Can't remember what it means at the moment, but don't care. Mumbo jumbo.

loneliness-inc · 2019-05-21T14:50:03+00:00

I like connecting with attractive women. Here's how the connection works. It begins with simple touch and moves on to more loaded touch. As we get closer in our connection, more and more barriers to this connection are shed and tossed on the floor. Soon enough, it's the essence of me and the essence of the hot chic with no separation between the two of us.

We then connect in the most intimate way, using our most intimate parts in a way that's even called intimacy! We connect really deeply until I leave some of my essence deep within her and wipe off some of her sticky substance off my intimate parts.

This connection is so deep and intimate that the little bit of my essence I put deep within her has the potential of developing into a mini me who will hopefully be even better, smarter and stronger than me.

Now isn't that a wonderful deep connection?

No? That's not the connection you wanted? You wanted a connection of words alone? How utterly shallow of you!

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-05-21T16:09:19+00:00

If I were single I would be exactly the kind of guy she's after, so let me put myself into that hypothetical situation in order to analyze this offer of hers.

"Okay, lady... I meet your criteria in spades: Christian, top 1% IQ, advanced degree, serious person, a few years older than you, funny, good job, large passive income stream on top of that, nice house, two cars and a motorcycle, very little baggage, athletic... What are you offering that I can't get elsewhere?"

As "that guy" I have to say that the thing that bothers me the most is not that she's holding off on delivering the goods (she's supposed to do that), or that she's doing so because she's a Christian (which is also fine), but that she's heavily implying that that sex will become available long before the marriage. Why is that a problem? I'll explain.

The whole point of holding off on sex for a Christian is not that love sanctifies sex, but that marriage sanctifies sex. If I can part her legs like Moses parted the Red Sea whenever she feels enough "love," then she's not fundamentally different from any slut I could pick up in a bar by flashing some bling: her barriers to fornicate are not absolutes based on principle but rather subjective ones based on inspiring tingles. She may require different stimuli to inspire those tingles than the bar slut, but that's not a qualitative" distinction. So at 49, if she's willing to have premarital sex with me as long as I give her some "feelings-of-love" she can use to justify what the Bible condemns as fornication*, I can be certain she's done so with plenty of other men before me.

So she loses no matter where she falls on the "wait for it" spectrum. If I'm less serious about it than she is and I want to get to sexy-time early she's not going to keep my interest long enough to sink the hook. If I'm more serious about it than she is then I won't want to marry a woman with a history of not waiting when she was younger and hotter. Even if I'm equally serious about it she's still on the bubble: because then I'm potentially stuck with a "born-again virgin" who's making me invest a lot to get what other men got without that level of investment, and that increases the probability that she has a very high notch count and poses a significant divorce risk.

FlyingSexistPig · 2019-05-21T14:42:00+00:00

"Hey, I know you have this drug running through your veins called testosterone. I'm really attracted to all the drive and energy it gives you, and then the attention that you give me when all that power gives you options validates me. But I won't have sex with you, even though the testosterone makes you think about sex all the time."

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-21T15:44:37+00:00

Why is she on Tinder? Tinder was invented for hookups. She should be on ChristianTingle instead.

shortandfat23 · 2019-05-21T18:31:38+00:00

100% she fucks on the 1st date

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-05-21T20:39:19+00:00

Omg

Bitch I’m a health insurance agent and you are almost old enough for me to sell you a MEDICARE PLAN! YOU SHOULD BE SPOILING GRANDKIDS NOT TROLLING DATING SITES!

Just bring in the Chinese at this point. Western society is fucked.

bigboilerdawg · 2019-05-21T15:05:16+00:00

She doesn’t seem like much fun, but at least she’s not demanding a bunch of stuff.

FarBeyondTheDonut · 2019-05-21T17:47:18+00:00

Before the Internet, men would cross paths with these seemingly normal or well-adjusted women and never imagine what's beneath the surface.

locomotronn · 2019-05-21T16:31:20+00:00

The word intellectual has lost all fucking meaning now

Cursedpurpose · 2019-05-21T15:11:32+00:00

That face. She hit the wall, now she is one.

Neroxist · 2019-05-21T19:51:35+00:00

Grandmas use Tinder too? Wtf

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-05-21T20:18:08+00:00

Mr. Penis says NO!

SilverGryphon · 2019-05-21T20:00:01+00:00

Who would want to fuck a 50 year old hag anyway?

Umas15 · 2019-05-21T16:41:06+00:00

Sapiosexual xD Is this a joke or some twisted thinking like this -> I like smart guys because smart guys have money and I LOVE MONEY. Besides how man can be attracted to her? Her last remains of youth abandoned her 10 years ago. Sure, if you marry woman like that in her early 20's you can be attracted to her, when she is 50 because you remember how she looked like, and you spend most of your life with you. But starting relationship with woman that is 49? Being alone is better, unless you are like 70 and 49 for you is not that bad

bt999 · 2019-05-21T17:20:24+00:00

And only one hour's drive each way to meet that face.

NeverTrustAVaJayJay · 2019-05-21T14:29:37+00:00

Hahahahaha no fuckin thanks xD

lebrian · 2019-05-21T16:15:51+00:00

Ah! The low-maintenance kinda gal! Just my type.

ruifaf · 2019-05-21T19:38:43+00:00

I need to open this sub more often before dinner. It takes away any hungry. I really need to lose weight...

operabass93 · 2019-05-21T15:47:56+00:00

Fuck is a sapiosexual? The older the single woman the weirder

oh_no_aliens · 2019-05-21T18:57:58+00:00

She looks like the annoying nosy neighbor who's always looking over your fence, silently judging you.

Fuck off Karen, your husband isn't on a "business trip" he's just trying to get away from you.

Dustin44655 · 2019-05-21T18:58:43+00:00

So she’s a teacher, eh? She looks like one of those bitches who will commit statutory rape on one of her her 13-year-old male students and then make him pay child support after the bastard child arrives. The courts, of course, will give her no jail time for the rape because she has a vagina.

moroots · 2019-05-21T21:57:56+00:00

her face ought to be the new logo for the IRS

Sexual-T-Rex · 2019-05-22T01:13:50+00:00

Sapiosexual.

What a pretentious cunt.

Eric_Cartman-_- · 2019-05-21T17:45:12+00:00

not here for hookup

+

Looking for a life partner

Essence of Indian Tinder

Nov51605 · 2019-05-23T01:11:40+00:00

newsflash, you're damaged goods !

devok1 · 2019-05-23T08:15:14+00:00

There really an infinite number of old saggy bitch making demands , isnt it?

ugluk1 · 2019-05-23T10:44:48+00:00

The train does not wait for anyone, professor, and yours has left the station 20 years ago.

bestsparkyalive · 2019-05-21T17:58:11+00:00

Probably sucks like a Fucking champ boys let’s at least give her that.

newone4u · 2019-05-21T19:41:25+00:00

Same age as Jared Leto lmao

kriskros18 · 2019-05-21T22:15:56+00:00

Aka wall

Rasxt · 2019-05-22T00:28:31+00:00

Who sets their search radius at 46 miles!

SouloftheVoid · 2019-05-22T12:58:40+00:00

Do these profiles that flat out say "Give me attention and money and don't you DARE expect anything in return!" actually get any bites? Are there guys out there that are that stupid and pathetic?

Stunner900 · 2019-05-23T04:21:34+00:00

49 years old Christian unmarried- sounds like she is called to singleness

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-05-24T14:44:29+00:00

I don’t believe in ragging on her for telling you off the bat you won’t pump and dump her, if more woman had standards you’d have less single mother material here.

[deleted] · 2019-05-21T16:23:26+00:00

If she's so intelligent why is she single and why is she using Tinder? And another thing, if she's so intelligent how come she's prepared to believe in the great sky fairy when there is fuck all evidence that such sky fairy exists? Does she also believe in Father Xmas and the Easter Bunny.

bunnytron · 2019-05-21T22:09:57+00:00

When they say “no hookups” it means they are looking for a monogamous relationship and not just casual sex. It does not mean no sex, it means monogamous sex with love as a goal

No1Buck · 2019-05-21T14:38:07+00:00

Conservative Christian intellectual? That's one hell of an oxymoron.

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Bitch I’m a health insurance agent and you are almost old enough for me to sell you a MEDICARE PLAN! YOU SHOULD BE SPOILING GRANDKIDS NOT TROLLING DATING SITES!