"This guy hit on me" shit-test

trpthrowaway2003 · 2018-10-24T02:12:04+00:00

Ask her what it was, that you're always looking for new ones to try out.

throwitdownman · 2018-10-24T05:52:57+00:00

“Tell me I’d love to learn” “He said blah blah blah” “Aw so cute”

That’s an example of AA. The underlying goal is to maintain control of frame, talk about you less about her. Also, it works to ‘beta-fy’ him.

In addition, this shit test means she’s horny. He did all the work making her wet by hitting on her but did not get the kill shot. You get to hit it after she’s been warmed up, lucky you.

Capt_Am · 2018-10-24T05:46:32+00:00

(ask for line) apply one :

"Damn, that is smooth. I'd have given him my panty."

"lol I hope you gave him a gold star for that."

"That's a good one. It's going on the fridge."

"What were you wearing when he said that?" (Give 'push' opinion on said outfit)

"Oh wow, what a legend. He's so smooth he could probably teach a class for that."

"What a waste, since you're so into me." (This one is dependent on what your level of intimacy is. Use accordingly.)

AshyBoneVR4 · 2018-10-24T06:10:17+00:00

I'm glad you recognize this as a shit test. Too many dudes will look at this and wonder why she's telling them. If some random guy hits on them, and the first thing they do is tell you that someone hit on them, they're trying to relay to you that other guys like them and that you have to try hard to "keep them" I agree with what u/trpthrowaway2003 said. Ask her what the pick up line was so you can use it yourself. Personally, first thing that'd come up in my mind is to ask her why she's texting me if the dude used such an awesome line?

OfficerWade · 2018-10-24T02:51:32+00:00

If she’s telling you happened chances are you are being seen from a branch she’s swinging to and from so don’t do anything with her to make her thing you seriously want a LTR because that’s not what she is thinking about. Do keep pursuing a relationship but do it with a more care free approach.

Game is supposed to be fun not something you have to ask online buddies for advice about at every turn otherwise you will keep hitting these glass ceilings.

I’m sorry, I hope this helps.

h0ndaboy · 2018-10-24T04:27:21+00:00

"okay"

then continue what you were doing

derrtderr · 2018-10-24T03:13:44+00:00

You: what was the line

Her: (line)

Wait a couple hours

You: lul

HellRaisor · 2018-10-24T07:14:09+00:00

But how would u handle it if u approached a group in a bar and ur target said. This guy hitting on me

Bedtimeshine · 2018-10-24T10:22:53+00:00

This is also a comfort test. “Your hot, i hit on you the first time I saw you too.”

If she was even remotely receptive and gave out her number or took his, Id show her how the door works.

walawalawa · 2018-10-24T13:34:28+00:00

The thing about shit tests is that if you can't think of anything the best way to respond is either ignore it or just with "k"

"cool story, I'm having ice cream now"

Or just "oh".

dvneyman · 2018-10-24T17:11:12+00:00

“what a loser.” amused chuckle and move on

that’s my go to

RedSkeller · 2018-10-24T02:04:58+00:00

First off, she's plate material AT BEST. Second, you did well, but I'd just ignore her, as it has the same desired effect. Cheers.

rob13_ · 2018-10-24T12:51:26+00:00

"Nice"

omega_dawg93 · 2018-10-24T13:41:46+00:00

"he did what!?!... he hit on you?!? did you call the police?"

after response... that he tried to get with her, "did you get his number? if not, I've got better lines."

MOSFETBJT · 2018-10-24T14:57:44+00:00

The generic response is to agree and amplify

458wolf · 2018-10-24T20:17:43+00:00

like someone else said:

Ask her what it was so you could use it yourself.

or amplify:

Luckyyy, cute guys never hit on me :(

Whatdoin27 · 2018-10-27T23:39:38+00:00

I would just ask if it made her wet then say well since we're together now let's fix that!

addwater · 2018-11-05T21:23:51+00:00

haha, cute

Or leave on read

ich_bin_doch_geil · 2018-10-24T15:39:21+00:00

Who cares if some guy hits on your girl?

Seriously, why do you even care? Why is this even a question?

You are so far in your woman's frame that you don't know the difference between yourself and her. You need to read the fucking sidebar you piece of beta shit. Do you even know what the sidebar is, bitch?

Go to the gym. Lift. Stop being such a god damn faggot.

friendandadvisor · 2018-10-24T19:48:06+00:00

So, you still have no idea what the smoothest pickup line was.

Have we learned nothing?

streetlecture · 2018-10-24T03:18:16+00:00

"Did it work?"

EvolvedA · 2018-10-24T14:13:36+00:00

For me this sounds a lot like bragging. So let's use some common sense, how would you reply to a male friend who brags about women hitting on him? Two options: a) if it is not happening too often, I suggest to act like a decent human being and metaphorically pat her on the shoulder and be happy for her. If you dislike people who brag too much, you should call her out:

Good for you!

Good to get some compliments from time to time, right?

Great, what line did he use?

Omg, yeah, keep on bragging... ;)

Hmm you seem to brag a lot...

Wow dude, sounds like you are the shit... /s

BarackTheObama · 2018-10-24T11:30:12+00:00

„Shut up woman“ works always

Also What the fuck are those bitch ass comments ? „Shoulda gave him your number“ Miss me with that beta shit

Title	"This guy hit on me" shit-test
Author	tetrahydra123
Upvotes	75
Comments	51
Date	October 24, 2018 1:58 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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