The transition from humor to seduction

captshady · 2012-09-27T20:48:04+00:00

Canned jokes:

Tell it in your own style, of course, don't try and repeat word for word:

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions.

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity." Replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."

And so they did.

Do you know what the letter said? {They almost ALWAYS say "no" or "no, what?"}

wink evil grin I didn't think ya did.

Do you know the difference between a penis, and a Big Mac?

They say, "No" or "what?"

Let's have lunch together!

Then you tease them about being a sausage monkey, which opens up a sexual discussion.

Hurensohn · 2012-09-27T19:10:02+00:00

Do you have any examples?

Cashsky · 2012-09-27T19:47:29+00:00

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playfulpenis · 2012-09-27T22:55:55+00:00

"Psst.. I have to tell you a secret. I'm wearing pink underwear." I've done this to two girls and they've both said "Oo me too!" in response. It helps if you have any pink Hanes underwear for shits and giggles.

guitartablelamp · 2012-09-27T20:12:44+00:00

I disagree that this is the only option. I completely use being funny, but I'm not about to make a corny sex joke because it's not who I am. What you ought to do is remain clever, but get closer over time maintain physical contact. That's all you need to do, unless you're physically unappealing or something.

ipster76 · 2012-09-27T23:22:00+00:00

Or, sex>sex jokes>jokes.

CaptChuckit · 2012-09-27T21:07:52+00:00

I usually do this with girls at work that I would like to do things to. Currently there are about 2. I had one girl, who I dont do this with, tell me that she can tell that I am always prowling. Good or bad?

leodoestheopposite · 2012-09-27T22:52:59+00:00

Good one.

Fourwindsgone · 2012-09-28T02:10:16+00:00

This is always my biggest downfall. Hopefully this will help a brotha out. Sexy jokes. Sexy jokes.

I imagine asking what's yellow and green and eats nuts? would be inappropriate, yeah?

LogicalTechno · 2012-09-28T03:43:31+00:00

I've known this to be effective, but since I'm more interested in relationships than sex, I prefer to build trust rather than tension. Tension comes later, for me.

Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi · 2012-09-27T23:24:01+00:00

Title	The transition from humor to seduction
Author	sirmcquade
Upvotes	88
Comments	44
Date	September 27, 2012 6:48 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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