Got blown off by a girl Fri night at 9:00, so called my buddy to meet at the local bar. Both of us are recently out of 20 year marriages, him divorced, me separated for a year and trying to finalize divorce. My buddy, Jake, knows everyone in town so good to hang out with. This is good, since I am a total introvert, never go to bars, and if I am, usually stand in the corner. But tonight, I didn’t care if I met a new person or not.

Just wanted to get some drinks and talk, no expectations. We walk into bar and grab some drinks, right away he sees a girl he knows, call her Mandy, who is with her boyfriend and another girl, call her Beth.

Jake introduces me to Mandy and keeps talking to her. I turn toward Beth and introduce myself and get caught in a weird half handshake with her. I make fun of it, gently grab her wrist, and fake like we went through a whole handshake/hand slap routine that got messed up. She totally laughed at that and just kept staring straight into my eyes. Super attractive fit woman slightly younger than me. She had just arrived apparently and was on her first glass of wine. I do some small talk, compliment her dress, ask her about her life, etc.

This is where this reddit took over. Smiled at everything she said, complete interest and follow up questions to her, playful banter comebacks that had mild sexual tones. Small touches on her arm, lots of excitement thrown her way, making it all about her.

Mandy interrupts us for a minute and Beth whispers something in her ear. Next thing you know, Mandy out loud asks me if I’m single. I reply, separated and getting divorced, but yeah, single.

Beth immediately jumps from the bar stool and says, “I’m single too, we can do whatever we want when we’re single!” And starts kissing me! Everyone has a laugh and we talk a little more. She keeps lunging toward me and kissing me. Jake starts trying to talk to me and Beth is examining my tonsils with her tongue. I feel weird about Jake, so ask her if she wants to dance. She says yes and I grab her hand to the dance floor.

I have a full beer in my hand. We are on a tiny dance floor and within 5 minutes the beer is gone because we’ve been making out like teenagers in the middle of the floor and my beer is hitting everyone on the floor that is dancing.

I ask her, “what’s your M. O. Here?” And she replies she doesn’t have one. I say I can’t hear her, let’s go outside and talk.

We get outside and she asks which car is mine. I point to mine and she says, “well let’s see if it can drive us to your house. “

And you can guess the rest of what happened that night.

Next morning I text Jake sorry about taking off so soon. He replies that is the fastest he’s ever seen someone pick up a chick and take her home in a bar. Seduction success....

Bois.... just make a first approach, don’t give a fuck about repercussions, and don’t expect anything. Just go out to meet new people and you never know what is going to happen.

TL/DR: walked into a bar and was making out with chick within 10 min.