I have quite a few female friends because of my profession, my location, and my love for having women constantly around me for flirting and value boosting. I've found that if I rotate them in small bursts and never hang out with one of them twice the same week, I never get irritated or bothered by their capricious whims.
Because of their compulsion to be validated and verified, and because they know I'll openly judge and criticize them--fairly but bluntly---they tell me of all their sexual conquests and mishaps.
The one unavoidable, defining factor: They Never Suck Dick In Their Stories.
They'll tell me about the seduction, the feelings they felt, the way their toes curled, the sweating, biting, spanking, scratching, where they fucked, even how long, but they'll never, ever tell me how they sucked dick.
I try and tell men that all of women's stories are edited in their head and this is the perfect example. They'll tell you about how a man went down on them for 30 minutes, or how much stuff he bought her, but they'll never tell you how much dick they sucked to get it.
[–][deleted] (13 children) | Copy Link
[permanently deleted]
[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 93 points94 points95 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]RaiseOnce 40 points41 points42 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]WAFC 11 points12 points13 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 7 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Endorsed Contributorgekkozorz 11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Insilo 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillScare 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Endorsed Contributorgekkozorz 116 points117 points118 points (15 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (2 children) | Copy Link
[permanently deleted]
[–]disso 25 points26 points27 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Mr-Ultimate 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TRP VanguardWhisper 67 points68 points69 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]Endorsed Contributorgekkozorz 29 points30 points31 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]DickTheLionheart 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ThePragmatist42 3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Seafor_c4 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Kimjungillestt 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AllYouCanEatRedPills 18 points19 points20 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (21 children) | Copy Link
[permanently deleted]
[–][deleted] 80 points81 points82 points (16 children) | Copy Link
[–]TRP Vanguardnicethingyoucanthave 79 points80 points81 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]vendetta_vera 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] -6 points-5 points-4 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 16 points17 points18 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (1 child) | Copy Link
[permanently deleted]
[–]Evers89 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TRP VanguardVZPurp 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Darth_Pete -1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Evers89 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Patrick5555 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FugitiveAlpha 7 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillScare 2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]2johnnight 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 7 points8 points9 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 8 points9 points10 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (3 children) | Copy Link
[permanently deleted]
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]trpmdsrfggts 21 points22 points23 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]jorgander 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MockingDead 3 points4 points5 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MockingDead 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SuperNinKenDo 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]Dragontitz 18 points19 points20 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MarshallRavenHawk 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SigmaMu -1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillScare 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Alphadestrious -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillScare 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FoxTrot1337 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sushisection 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (1 child) | Copy Link
[permanently deleted]
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points (14 children) | Copy Link
[–]rj88631 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DopeSmokingPope 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DickTheLionheart -1 points0 points1 point (6 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]DickTheLionheart 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RG68 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]DickTheLionheart 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]strimpboi 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]DickTheLionheart 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RG68 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]troubadour1492 1 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]troubadour1492 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Sarthax 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]1BadgerBurger 1 point2 points3 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]1BadgerBurger 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ScannerSloppy 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]narcissus88 0 points1 point2 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]narcissus88 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]4J5533T6SZ9 -1 points0 points1 point (13 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]4J5533T6SZ9 -2 points-1 points0 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]4J5533T6SZ9 1 point2 points3 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]4J5533T6SZ9 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillScare -1 points0 points1 point (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]4J5533T6SZ9 1 point2 points3 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillScare 0 points1 point2 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]4J5533T6SZ9 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillScare 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]4J5533T6SZ9 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]ignorethisone -37 points-36 points-35 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]atleastitsnotaids 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link