"There's just one little problem. He's uncut, and I hate to say it, but it really grosses me out. I want him to get circumcised, but how could I possibly ask?"

tony_c_low · 2011-01-22T04:57:03+00:00

i'm proud to be uncut

PsiloSin · 2011-01-22T03:42:42+00:00

She probably wouldn't look to kindly on him wanting her to drastically changer herself because he isn't 100% satisfied with her body.

"There's just one little problem. She's an a-cup, and I hate to say it, but I want more than barely a handful. I want her to get a breast augmentation, but how could I possibly ask?"

ಠ_ಠ

mdmagnusson · 2011-01-22T04:34:22+00:00

I'm not sure if this article is a troll or not but I have to say: If him not having undergone genital mutilation is enough for this woman to not want a relationship she's probably not worth the sacrifice anyway.

2011-01-22T04:15:19+00:00

She is mentally disturbed.

solaris79 · 2011-01-22T05:36:19+00:00

This is just the tip of the iceberg for nagging him into doing stupid shit just to make her happy for the rest of their lives. "Everything's awesome, EXCEPT THIS ONE THING!"

Lady needs to let it go, or dude just needs to move on.

Heartnotes · 2011-01-22T03:24:13+00:00

The biting sarcasm is rather wonderful in this article, isn't it? He just doesn't let up one bit... and the initial question was pretty earnest too.

fripletister · 2011-01-22T03:19:19+00:00

A truer test of devotion you will not find. His saying "I love you," giving you a ring, buying you a house, all good signs to be sure. But cutting off part of his body, in the most sensitive and nerve-wracking spot possible? That, my dear, is true love. If he'll do it, you've got a keeper.

Subversive · 2011-01-22T04:31:05+00:00

Clitoridotomy is the more obvious counterpart, I'd say.

obamatheliar · 2011-01-22T04:18:19+00:00

That is a crazy bitch. I'd say sure, if you get a female circumcision.

enso13 · 2011-01-22T05:39:09+00:00

Ugh. I don't -get- this foreskin hate. How is it gross unless he is incapable of basic personal hygiene? I mean, it's essentially the same when erect, isn't it?

story1824 · 2011-01-22T05:14:12+00:00

tell her to get a boob job. Tit for tat.

quietloudquiet · 2011-01-22T04:28:03+00:00

He should DTMFA.

I could understand being put off in the beginning if it’s not something you’ve seen or experienced before, but after a while who cares? Circumcised or not, the penis isn’t very pretty to look at. It’s not without its charm and I’m certainly a fan, but it’s not the first thing I think of when I think of sexual fantasies.

As the other commenters have rightly pointed out, she would be livid if she asked her to get breast enhancements or liposuction. This is nothing more than cosmetic surgery. What’s worse is he gets made to feel like a freak for simply leaving his body as is.

Bobsutan · 2011-01-22T07:29:04+00:00

Don't forget the Equal Rights Test by retooling the question/argument to emphasis the opposite gender or substituting in an ethnicity instead. For example....

"There's just one little problem. She's fat, and I hate to say it, but it really grosses me out. I want her to get liposuction, but how could I possibly ask?"

100proof · 2011-01-22T06:54:59+00:00

The clever side of me says I'd do it if she promised on demand blowjobs for as long as we both shall live. The realist side of me says she'd never uphold that promise.

3dpornAdPlacement · 2011-01-22T13:31:28+00:00

i only have one little problem. her clitoris. how do i ask her to have it cut?

Chowley_1 · 2011-01-22T17:37:35+00:00

Tell him that you hear from your lady friends that the other husbands and boyfriends secretly laugh at his manhood down at the Y: It's brutal, but efficient. It'll play on his high school fears.

I feel bad for the guys who would give a shit about what their 'friends' say about their dick.

Ma99ie · 2011-01-22T20:23:49+00:00

Offer to get huge breast implants in exchange. Because your natural breasts are small and saggy.

Liverotto · 2011-01-22T21:03:12+00:00

You wanna bet that this guy had a cunt girlfriend too:

** Every mans nightmare....botched circumcision! Doctor removes entire penis on accident.**

BolshevikMuppet · 2011-01-24T10:02:33+00:00

She asks, he either dumps her or says no, and both of them move on. He moves on to a woman who appreciates him for who he is (including his penis), and she moves on to someone either circumcised or willing to do so for her (maybe she's a freak in bed, I dunno). Either way, that's how relationships are supposed to work.

2011-01-22T03:24:33+00:00

Bitches be crazy.

XSeveredX · 2011-01-22T03:18:43+00:00

Offer to cut off some part of your body: Clitorectomy is the obvious counterpart but that's, you know, brutal, probably illegal, and might have an adverse effect on your sex life.

The irony in the above statement...

This entire article is just horrible, in so many ways.

thedude213 · 2011-01-22T12:56:59+00:00

Have you tried buying him a steak?

GroundhogExpert · 2011-01-22T18:17:55+00:00

Uh oh, I didn't read far enough to pick-up on the sarcasm. I just read the idea being promoted and got disgusted with it.

Yes, funny article.

melb22 · 2011-01-22T23:14:32+00:00

When the penis is erect you don't even see the foreskin. So what's the issue? Are they part of a nudist colony or something?

LagunaCid · 2011-01-22T23:16:01+00:00

I'm fairly sure this is a sarcastic article... Or at least I really really hope so.

Poggus · 2011-01-22T04:52:55+00:00

I'm proud to be cut.

2011-01-22T06:13:44+00:00

this shit again

drag out the guaranteed karmanoughts

Title	"There's just one little problem. He's uncut, and I hate to say it, but it really grosses me out. I want him to get circumcised, but how could I possibly ask?"
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	44
Comments	68
Date	January 22, 2011 2:21 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/f6uaz/theres_just_one_little_problem_hes_uncut_and_i/
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