Dick size is overrated. Words of affirmation are much better.

wtknight · 2021-12-31T04:32:28+00:00

Removed for low effort

XtoDoubt · 2021-12-31T03:43:33+00:00

We're getting some weird trolls.

Bandit174 · 2021-12-31T03:53:18+00:00

You're a little early for purge week.

Vtridolla · 2021-12-31T03:36:19+00:00

Hmmm idk. I mean what if he was a decent human being with a huge dick? I don’t really see the downside lol.

I mean matter is kinda trivial as long as you’re like 6 inches with girth you can do almost all the positions. Just don’t be a selfish lover. Get your hand eye coordination up and your head game up.

SmurfESmurferson · 2021-12-31T03:55:02+00:00

That would be fucking weird, I can’t even lie

The only acceptable post-coital words are “whoa,” “damn,” or a snore

Helpful_Help_9329 · 2021-12-31T03:31:31+00:00

Yes, and then afterwards you discuss the weather with her to get the panties dropping.

CFinCanada · 2021-12-31T03:40:51+00:00

Or keep looking until you get both?

I regret nothing. flips hair and walks away

livs4dietdrpepper · 2021-12-31T03:54:14+00:00

Where my fellow praise kink folks

This sounds great

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StarchRunner · 2021-12-31T04:04:42+00:00

Next up on PurpleHeadDebate, Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley

Emotional-Skin-8169 · 2021-12-31T04:10:23+00:00

Why not both?

tiposk · 2021-12-31T04:12:19+00:00

After an awkward silence, I proceed to explain that the house isn't mine. My parents bought it and let me come up from the smelly basement while they're on vacation. Clearly disappointed, the handsome guy with a professional clean elegant appearance unzips his pants and slaps me in the face with his 6 inch dick.

baresquad · 2021-12-31T03:47:48+00:00

I mean, it’s nice, yeah. But it’s not really gonna make the panties come off?

That’s not to say dick size is overrated though, we all know the effects porn has had on our perceptions contributed to dysmorphia

But this whole nice guys are entitled to sex thing has to stop. You didn’t even say whether he was genuine or not because we all know the nice guy thing is an act a majority of the time. Bad argument.

Title	Dick size is overrated. Words of affirmation are much better.
Author	FunnyElegance21
Upvotes	0
Comments	22
Date	December 31, 2021 3:24 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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