Tell people you've been neutered without telling them you've been neutered.

obamallamajr · 2022-04-17T00:02:58+00:00

I now understand why my dad said to sign a prenup.

FPSzero · 2022-04-17T00:09:12+00:00

Divorce = unlimited play time...

Birb7789- · 2022-04-17T00:59:19+00:00

i thought this was for a kid..

until i saw the signature

pnoecker · 2022-04-16T23:16:10+00:00

If shes that controlling it's time to leave her.

MagentaSteam · 2022-04-17T00:44:23+00:00

Ayye, that’s just gross. The only time this would seem remotely fair is if he chose video games over his responsibilities and he asked his wife to help manage it by making a reward system. But this….who seriously wants a relationship where a person takes over someone else’s life and has no say-so? I’d want my boi to get his daily dopamine. We’d have to race to get to the PS5 though, I gotta play Hitman lol.

Marktwain12 · 2022-04-17T00:48:42+00:00

This is why you get yourself an office in the house and put a deadbolt on the door. Lock yourself in and enjoy yourself lol. Fuck that

WizziBot · 2022-04-17T00:02:03+00:00

-wifey

ramao__ · 2022-04-16T23:10:36+00:00

Goddamn. I'm for real disgusted at this. But also glad to know I'll never reach this low.

Dog-knight27 · 2022-04-17T00:43:50+00:00

GTFO kinda bitch to stab you for getting the wrong brand of peanut butter

Manydoors_edboy · 2022-04-17T02:50:03+00:00

This is what we like to call whipped.

Aligatorz · 2022-04-17T04:04:58+00:00

sure , as long as we can reduce her twitter / netflix / watching Tik Tok time. I doubt she would agree to those terms tho

reet_r_did · 2022-04-17T04:58:12+00:00

Dude’s balls are on a vise-grip.

Psychotronic99 · 2022-04-17T05:10:14+00:00

Don’t get married folks

onyxia17 · 2022-04-17T07:40:21+00:00

Imagine accepting this. And why does he need to do something for her so he can do something for himself? What is exactly she “losses” in terms of this transaction mindset?

casra888 · 2022-04-17T03:49:00+00:00

No. Absolutely not. Dump that lunatic!

LuminescentSapphire · 2022-04-17T07:10:34+00:00

What the fuck, you wouldn't even give these restrictions to a child! This is sad and pathetic.

boomboxspence · 2022-04-17T08:16:42+00:00

Or that you have an abusive wife

boundarychimps · 2022-04-17T02:39:49+00:00

...is this one of those "lifestyle D/s" things I occasionally hear about on the, er, "sex-positive" boards?

EntireSlice123 · 2022-04-17T04:54:33+00:00

what the fuck is this? i thought this was some stupid common sense media “recommended screen time for ages 13-17” post or something until i read closer.

WEEBforLIFE24 · 2022-04-17T10:12:16+00:00

someone is getting kicked out and divorced

ApatheticHeretic_101 · 2022-04-17T13:38:35+00:00

I wonder how much play time is worth paying the mortgage, light bill, gas, property taxes, car notes, insurance, etc...

I guess they pay themselves, huh?

Divine_Chariot · 2022-04-17T02:03:51+00:00

PS5 being sold = unlimited back-hands

joshawoo71 · 2022-04-17T14:09:40+00:00

Idk whats going on with this couple but if a relationship or marriage results having to write down boundaries shows a lack of compromise and trust.

Heterodynist · 2022-04-17T16:24:01+00:00

To Current Wifey,

NEXT!!!

Panzercannon03 · 2022-04-17T19:46:03+00:00

I will NEVER let anyone control me except for my boss. If you ain't paying me money you don't have authority over me.

I've dated girls that tried even small stuff like this: "we're going on a vegan diet" no "you're going on a vegan diet, I will eat whatever I please."

Never ever ever let a woman control you, treat you like a child, or disrespect your authority. Especially don't let her think she has the right to see your phone.

Don't share finances with a woman except for shared expenses. If you buy a house with her, make sure you setup the property deed as a tenancy in common, not joint tenancy. When you do this, the equity you pay for is the equity you get out when it sells instead of 50/50. So if your wife wants to be a mooch, everything is fine, but if she divorces you, she gets almost nothing.

TheGhoulishSword · 2022-04-17T19:54:15+00:00

Let the man enjoy himself. If he's productive and helping around the house, I don't think you've much right to impose on how he spends his free time, as long as it isn't just ignoring you.

TP_Crisis_2020 · 2022-04-18T00:47:24+00:00

Women do this and then bitch about how they are so against mommy-ing their men.

Antique-Extension417 · 2022-04-17T01:21:38+00:00

If its reduced to this both people should just leave. Toplay devils advocate though there are some guys who play too many video games to have a girlfriend basically.

stunspot · 2022-04-17T08:22:04+00:00

I would immediately put up a sign next to it explaining the exchange rates for blowjobs to emotional support.

pythondrink · 2022-04-17T09:09:49+00:00

Um idu how this is misandry. That's just a toxic controlling wife.

Shot-Repair-2470 · 2022-04-17T15:52:23+00:00

This is why divorces fucking exist

What_sHAPPENING · 2022-04-17T17:09:42+00:00

Dear God. We need a religious revolution to overcome this matriarchal force taking over our modern world.

Ok_Kaleidoscope2340 · 2022-04-17T17:58:27+00:00

Was he really neutered pls tell me

buried_alive0 · 2022-04-17T19:35:27+00:00

I wonder how is she helping in the household, if the husband has to do everyhting to play PS5.

Danonix13 · 2022-04-17T20:04:58+00:00

Betatisation through 100 permissions.

SulfonicSteak68 · 2022-04-17T21:38:01+00:00

What is her end of the deal like what does she have to do to earn something

Novel-Inflation-8261 · 2022-04-18T20:51:18+00:00

It sounds to me like he’s playing video games instead of helping around with chores. But if that’s not the case then this is weird. You married a man who likes video games. If you don’t like his lifestyle then feel free to leave the marriage.

Tell people you've been neutered without telling them you've been neutered.

Crosspost "Seems fair" from /r/facepalm:

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Title	Tell people you've been neutered without telling them you've been neutered.
Author	Fryhtan69
Upvotes	444
Comments	75
Date	April 16, 2022 10:54 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/AntiFeminists
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