You need to be "special as fuck" to date this single mom.

LIGHTaLATE · 2022-07-22T12:31:26+00:00

You would, indeed, have to be special to date her.

OddBelt987 · 2022-07-22T12:50:11+00:00

Do any men think those cattle rings in the nose are attractive?

Admirable_Bee_8714 · 2022-07-22T13:05:18+00:00

I'm proud to announce that I am not special.

APathWellTraveled · 2022-07-22T13:20:54+00:00

Thats an awful amount of demands. The audacity of single moms is fking wild.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-07-22T14:03:16+00:00

I'm not looking for a father for my kids, but someone who will eventually love them as their own and accept them

Not a father, but a sort of paternal, daddy-like figure? A male influence in the household who will nourish your little family, which he regards and protects as if it were his very own kin.

But certainly not a father, though. Something else entirely.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-07-22T12:40:29+00:00

Her entire profile screams "HELP!!!" to me.

And even though she's looking for someone 'special,' I don't think she's worth the effort - aside from swiping left on her entitled ass, of course.

Intelligent-Bet-8507 · 2022-07-22T13:29:46+00:00

Thinks her pussy is made of gold.

What if I told you it’s indeed not made of gold and has very little value?

make_reddit_great · 2022-07-22T13:27:08+00:00

That eye though...

PirateDocBrown · 2022-07-22T13:31:20+00:00

Yay! I'm special! I'll just hop right on this short bus and head right over there!

V_M · 2022-07-22T20:03:07+00:00

Is this one of those profiles where her strategy is to be "cool" by writing the opposite of what she actually means?

She likes fighting and drama, heartless, does hookups, wouldn't mind trapping a beta male to raise some other guy's kids, doesn't care if he likes her kids as long as he's got money and tingles, no commitment required, not interested in any LTR, loves playing games.

Doesn't that sound very online-date-ish?

Rob141414 · 2022-07-22T19:45:42+00:00

Another ridden hard single mom… Form a line gents.

New_suite · 2022-07-22T17:50:16+00:00

Were the guy(s) she had kids by special? I would say no since she’s a single parent. I see how all these dating profiles are I’m looking for love and you gotta do all work and be special while I just sit here.

DrDog09 · 2022-07-22T16:49:59+00:00

Another future Gallo and Cats minion.

If there was a future trade in that combo I would go long in the market.

Wonderment55 · 2022-07-22T20:58:50+00:00

Steer clear

SwiftStrik3 · 2022-07-22T23:16:49+00:00

This excludes widowers. Single moms if you were a catch then your husband wouldn't have left you.

timebandit1975 · 2022-07-23T03:51:41+00:00

"I'm not looking for a father for my kids, but..."

Can't even keep the lie up for a single sentence.

Mundane_Chemist_95 · 2022-07-23T01:39:00+00:00

Yeah, especially mentally challenged

ZarBandit · 2022-07-24T02:30:43+00:00

Unemployed, fat slob with mountains of debt and living in parents basement seeks Playboy Bunny or hotter. Don’t even bother contacting me unless you are thin, under 120lbs, pay for your own dinner and have natural DD’s.

DecimatingDarkDeceit · 2022-07-27T19:05:53+00:00

Those eyes. Those eyes never lie. a 1000 | (cockerel) | stare !

Expensive_Research_2 · 2022-08-02T12:49:33+00:00

I'm not looking for a father for my kids but I am looking for a father for my kids

Aromatic_Shop9033 · 2022-07-25T22:52:09+00:00

Check out this charity case with Dom Perignion taste, but Mad Dog 20/20 money.

All these demands, but massive drama and liabilities.

Wow! Sign me up!

BrokenWing2022 · 2022-07-27T10:21:37+00:00

Her brand of 'special' involves a short bus and a wheelchair with a spit bib

Title	You need to be "special as fuck" to date this single mom.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	125
Comments	58
Date	July 22, 2022 12:29 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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