You better be perfect or Miss High Self Esteem will find out and get rid of you | WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

RunawayGrain · 2023-02-03T17:36:43+00:00

It's always cute when Grandma tries to work the computer.

tamuzbel · 2023-02-03T18:09:25+00:00

Why do the Miller light women demand Dom Perignon men? How the fuck do they think they rate?

Overkillengine · 2023-02-03T18:33:29+00:00

The type of man she wants is not going to be attracted to fat wrinkled hags, the smell of rotting eggs, and an entitled attitude even more odious.

Shaming that tier of man isn't going to work either when he's got fit and fertile thotties in their 20's practically beggin him for a preggin.

silly_birb_Banned · 2023-02-03T18:34:50+00:00

How could she forgot aging doesn't stop because she wants it?

IoSonCalaf · 2023-02-03T19:39:27+00:00

She’s not showing her teeth for a reason. Or her body.

mustangfrank · 2023-02-03T21:47:32+00:00

Holy Fuck!!!!! I read her requirements of the man she wants. I'll tell you what, bitch. If you find a man like that, I'll fuck him. I'd like to know a man like that myself.

This 46 year old self-centered princess knows her SMV, so rather than admit it, she is going for a moon shot. She might had a chance 20 years ago, but I suspect she wasted her life on the CC. Now, facing 50 straight on, it is panic mode, which she will not admit.

nw32 · 2023-02-03T17:47:12+00:00

Is tall dark and handsome a woman's covert way of meaning black or does that include tan people like Spaniards.

Common_Sense_Dudd · 2023-02-03T21:09:05+00:00

Tbh, probably a divorcee looking to get back into the dating game.

Still, her requirements are very very high and specific. It's a dating app, not a food delivery service.

GundamZero83 · 2023-02-03T19:59:03+00:00

She’ll be holding out into retirement.

bison5595 · 2023-02-03T20:33:55+00:00

She wants muscular guys, but not gym obsessed

Joaquino7997 · 2023-02-03T20:30:57+00:00

She's simply not worth my time and effort.

Swipe left and have a great weekend.

hawkeyebullz · 2023-02-04T02:28:30+00:00

Wants a real man and a liberal... pretty sure those are oxymorons

NBA_MSG · 2023-02-03T23:58:44+00:00

Good to know that the only thing she'd negotiate is her cooking

me_grimmlock · 2023-02-04T02:51:32+00:00

She has that “run through” look. Like hella dudes ran through that throughout the years. Lots of one night stands and prob some threesomes, multiple dudes tappin at different points in her life etc 😝

havocLSD · 2023-02-04T04:50:45+00:00

Her: “you must be intelligent and well-educated (at my level ie at min a graduate degree or PhD)”

She’s not that smart if this is how she’s planning to find a partner at her age. Also she didn’t abbreviate i.e. correctly. Also, a PhD is a graduate degree, don’t know why someone as smart as her would use “or”.

It’s always the lowest of the IQ that think they have the highest IQ. And it’s always the fuglies that expect beauty and perfection.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2023-02-04T02:46:31+00:00

JFC.. Does she think she's ordering off the damn menu at KFC?

Pilotman49 · 2023-02-04T04:12:48+00:00

Wow, that's a rough ride.

Internet_Snowflake · 2023-02-07T08:22:40+00:00

"I'm not superficial" then proceeds to list all her superficial requirements. LOL @ the Solipsism.

Sea_Neighborhood120 · 2023-02-07T13:15:00+00:00

She looks like she had through a lot of ****s..

devok1 · 2023-02-11T21:10:50+00:00

The time when she could have made these demands was in the previous millenia.

CMDRCoveryFire · 2023-02-13T07:59:32+00:00

The wall is still undefeated.

Title	You better be perfect or Miss High Self Esteem will find out and get rid of you \| WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Author	BigJohnHolmes14
Upvotes	84
Comments	42
Date	February 3, 2023 5:31 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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