[55-F] looking for someone extraordinary! like a chad that is a best friend, playmate, lover, and partner, no hookups!

MaximumWannabe · 2021-03-07T14:18:55+00:00

55

dating

Lol

Vespasians · 2021-03-07T14:45:52+00:00

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AurelianWay · 2021-03-07T14:58:02+00:00

I can't think of anything more disgusting than a 55 year old post menopausal woman on a hookup app acting like she's still in her twenties. Denial is a river in uruguay too its seems.

Gypsy-Jesus · 2021-03-07T14:48:17+00:00

Ring nose is a nope for me

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2021-03-07T14:34:17+00:00

another busted pillsbury buscuit tube wanting to be treated like an 18 year old virgin. In for a hard awakening when she realizes its game over for her.

butt_uglee · 2021-03-07T14:35:26+00:00

Multiple facial tattoos

Strange looking eyebrows

Dyed hair

Looks like she has a mustache that has to be waxed

Government make-work job

Unrealistic expectations

Aronacus · 2021-03-07T16:33:25+00:00

55, with facial piercings, a list of demands, and an orgy of cats.

Let me fix this profile.

Seeking a man with a pulse.
Career of panhandler or better.

One-Move · 2021-03-07T15:03:24+00:00

The earth radius is 44000km so at 17000 she is nearly the max distance away, we are safe

crew6dawg0 · 2021-03-07T16:53:21+00:00

She needs to be worry about finding an old folks home at this point

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-07T15:28:55+00:00

"A best friend, a lover, a playmate, a partner, all in [the] one person."

SMMFH. My condolences to those pets in the photos.

2021-03-07T17:03:13+00:00

Be real and just get a third cat

NickTesla2018 · 2021-03-07T16:39:57+00:00

Stale cupcake, that ship sailed by and sank a long time ago...

MRT922 · 2021-03-07T17:49:53+00:00

Wrap it in latex or she'll get your paychecks!

OaklandCali · 2021-03-07T20:00:49+00:00

Weight frauding too, I can guarantee she's fat.

Svartanatten · 2021-03-08T05:02:43+00:00

Is it odd that she looks younger then a makeup overfiltered woman? Not a bad 55. But far from able to pulling the whole "cougar" thing.

I mean eggs are gone. Have her tested and it might be a great practise for some young man? She definitly can't be picky she don't have much time left...

Also, this seems like, a genuine cat wamen.... I actually like cats. But why are they in her dating profile?

homer_j_simpsoy · 2021-03-07T15:59:19+00:00

I hope she likes those cats because they're gonna be her only companion for a long time. Assuming she outlives them.

newtomtl83 · 2021-03-07T21:36:23+00:00

WTF is the last line about? She holds a captive animal in every single of her pictures!

2021-03-08T01:18:46+00:00

"Not into hook up or ons or casual"

Not with those dusty old leather flaps.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2021-03-08T08:54:11+00:00

30 years too late.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2021-03-07T15:48:57+00:00

I might meet her just to see her bird. Thats it, though. I hate cats, old women, nose-rings, and I dn't want to be a best friend, partner or whatever else she has listed.

arcticavanger · 2021-03-08T11:23:51+00:00

Would smash and dash 🤗

Devilsgun · 2021-03-09T05:46:43+00:00

Bitter gameover chick with animalbebbies, no thx

I'll fuck two 22.5 year olds instead of you.

tikki747 · 2021-03-11T21:35:53+00:00

To be fair I don't see where she is demanding her suitors be young millionaire studs, she might make some old hippie guy perfectly happy.

Right_Hand_Of_Kurze · 2021-03-28T04:04:39+00:00

Not into casual hookups.... Anymore. She's finally tired of that after 55 years...

Title	[55-F] looking for someone extraordinary! like a chad that is a best friend, playmate, lover, and partner, no hookups!
Author	meerita
Upvotes	159
Comments	49
Date	March 7, 2021 2:15 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/lzrhfw/55f_looking_for_someone_extraordinary_like_a_chad/
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