This can’t be real! And everyone in the comments is saying to “talk to him!”

Karthasis11 · 2021-02-06T01:02:56+00:00

This must be a troll. I mean even pickmeishas have standards.

Mitsuku_the_AI · 2021-02-06T01:14:26+00:00

I'm sorry, but the phrase "sprinkling bits" has me roaring. I can just picture this nasty ass dirtbag delicately dusting the silk sheets with his poop crumbs.

If only she could cOmMuNiCaTe, he could learn the basic life skills of a typical toddler and not get literal shit all up in her business and give her an e coli infection.

-LitmusTestX- · 2021-02-06T01:39:29+00:00

Men are either overly obsessed with their bidets to the point where they will tell strangers how good it feels on their ass, or they won't even try to clean themselves. It's like there's no middle ground.

AuroraAustralxs · 2021-02-06T01:15:55+00:00

I just don’t understand - why don’t men wipe themselves? Don’t they feel the itching???

TAALLY · 2021-02-06T01:51:49+00:00

She needs to talk to a lawyer and get papers drawn up. When he is at work, take the day off pack yo stuff up and move!! Leave only the divorce papers behind for him to sign! Instead of "irrreconcilable differences" put "abhorrent hygiene practices".

And she has the nerve to call them crumbs!?!? CRUMBS!!?!?!?

SansaDeservedBetter · 2021-02-06T01:58:42+00:00

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uptownxthot · 2021-02-06T01:24:50+00:00

skid marks is one thing (still gross), but just straight up not wiping?!!!? this cannot be real. i refuse to believe this.

OrangeyPanda · 2021-02-06T01:57:34+00:00

She must have non-stop UTI's....

millennialpink2000 · 2021-02-06T02:13:00+00:00

Poopy pants doesn't need to be married, he needs to live in a barn like the animal he is. Then he can roll around in his shit crumbs and filth

sassyheather · 2021-02-06T02:11:35+00:00

Here I am getting disgusted when my cat accidentally drags a piece of poop out of her litterbox. Imagine my man doing that too 😂🤣

2021-02-06T02:59:57+00:00

I. Literally just. Shouted in disgust & horror SO loud that my dog jumped. What in the ever living fuck... no.

This has to be troll, I don't wanna live in the same world as this.

2021-02-06T03:04:45+00:00

Ok, I want to die already.

2021-02-06T05:19:26+00:00

I’m just going to tell myself this is made up so I won’t have to yeet myself off the earth

Morepaperplease · 2021-02-06T03:42:30+00:00

Buy him a Toto Washlet seat! Poop carries germs! Unsanitary!

LevelingUpQueen_ · 2021-02-07T13:46:21+00:00

I’m so fucking grossed out. This is pure male depravity. She needs to throw him out of the house asap.

Title	This can’t be real! And everyone in the comments is saying to “talk to him!”
Author	Cotton1candy
Upvotes	83
Comments	23
Date	February 6, 2021 1:00 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ldm6bi/this_cant_be_real_and_everyone_in_the_comments_is/
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