Be the responsible, stable provider for all the immature mistakes this múitseálaí isn’t accountable for! I sense she’s already counting your paycheck by the first date!

CledusBeefpile · 2022-12-24T07:53:06+00:00

She has the requisite trashy ho tats and is already planning to divorce you for half and sue for child support. “I know my value.”

Recfinal14 · 2022-12-24T08:21:09+00:00

She doesn’t want a prenup? Gee, wonder why?

ijustdontcare74 · 2022-12-24T08:12:25+00:00

At least this one is saying it, front and centre, that she’s going to rip you off. This is why you avoid baby mommas and don’t ever get married, it’s only ever a trap to land themselves a payday.

f3wl · 2022-12-24T08:00:15+00:00

I have no doubt she’s an accountant. Wants to make sure every last penny you earn is spent on her and her crotch goblins. No cents unaccounted for that you spend on yourself

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-12-24T08:09:32+00:00

continuously make me laugh

Christ, that sounds like a form of torture.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-12-24T09:52:52+00:00

Seeking a non-prenuptial marriage

This is a sure-fire way to guarantee singledom.

Anyway...good luck with that shit.

Miru8112 · 2022-12-24T09:22:49+00:00

Wouldn't the repeated "non-prenub"part be a MAYOR red flag? Foreigner here, just wondering.

NutsLikeMelons · 2022-12-24T11:52:29+00:00

This is exactly like when they made companies put “may contain nuts” on packets of nuts.

Admirable_Bee_8714 · 2022-12-24T14:33:34+00:00

Let me guess, prenups aren't "romanitic"

Never quite understood why risking your assets was considered romantic.

gobblegoobleoneofus · 2022-12-24T15:28:07+00:00

never seen more pump n dump material than this right here.

you may even be able to run fake beta game on her and string her along for a few months then swerve

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-12-24T16:55:09+00:00

Poster-Child for bad life choices.

No pre-nup/No Nup.

UncleJ111 · 2022-12-24T09:48:30+00:00

Accountant, eh?

DecimatingDarkDeceit · 2022-12-24T11:21:36+00:00

Absolutely disgusting, abhorrent and repulsive ! ...of course she is a { fake } chemical bleached blondie. It is a huge steorotype at this point

PirateDocBrown · 2022-12-24T16:00:23+00:00

Easy. Only get involved with her, if you are broke. She wants to laugh? Awesome, I know lots of impoverished standup comedians.

ihaveabigpenis69420 · 2022-12-24T14:42:19+00:00

non-prenuptial marriage

Lol

mom

Lmao

if you can continuously make me laugh we’re set

“And gigachad will continuously make me cum”

BigBroHerc · 2022-12-25T01:54:16+00:00

Are there actually dumb ass guys out there that would fall for this? These bitches literally have no shame.

The only answer for this one is to Chad the fuck out of her and bounce….

thisisnotyourconcern · 2022-12-24T22:56:53+00:00

I wouldn't even take her out on a non-prenuptual date let alone marry her!

me_grimmlock · 2022-12-24T17:27:14+00:00

I would def trust her to do my taxes 😄

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2022-12-24T07:35:31+00:00

Gaelige-Béarla Translations:

múitseálaí = “moocher | truant"

One-Move · 2022-12-24T19:28:21+00:00

I am pretty sure you can get your earnings directly to a trust, so you earn minimal wage on paper 🤣

Snoid_ · 2022-12-24T18:49:06+00:00

She looks like my type. I like my women how I like my cars: fast, curvy, beautiful, but flaky, high maintenance and has breakdowns all the time.

SCCock · 2022-12-24T17:40:17+00:00

Marry without a prenup.

Profit!

JayPATRIARCHY · 2022-12-29T20:42:31+00:00

Another broke baby mama looking to cash out.

Braucifarian · 2023-01-01T00:46:05+00:00

There is no way she is an accountant. A book keeper, maybe. She got banged out by Chad and now wants a rich guy to bail her out. She has a lot of miles as evidenced from those tattoos so your medical plan better cover therapy sessions. JFC look at what she did to herself with her trashy large tatts. She eliminated over half the high-value men she is seeking from those tatts alone and the other half from that kid with Chad. She was pretty enough before tatts & child to have had a white picket fence sort of life with a decent guy in her league. But nah that's too boring for her.

Title	Be the responsible, stable provider for all the immature mistakes this múitseálaí isn’t accountable for! I sense she’s already counting your paycheck by the first date!
Author	ScribhneoirIldanach
Upvotes	167
Comments	71
Date	December 24, 2022 7:35 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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