DM'd a girl, I am on delivered for 2 days...

veegard · 2022-05-08T22:04:34+00:00

She’s just forgot to charge her phone, bro. Heard she was taking a holiday to North Korea, she’ll reply to you soon.

BudgetInteraction811 · 2022-05-08T23:24:04+00:00

She doesn’t even know who you are and your first message is saying hi I want to meet? 🤣

librkhk · 2022-05-08T23:08:53+00:00

Did you not realize how dumb that opening line is? Being good looking is mostly a genetic bless.

Would you feel weird if someone says “you are irish and 5’11, pale&colorblind and I wanna meet you”?

5_7pickup · 2022-05-08T22:01:46+00:00

The scarcity mentality is strong with you.

Chizxyy · 2022-05-09T01:09:52+00:00

You made a whole reddit thread about her while she dont even know you exist

2022-05-09T00:41:42+00:00

bro dont expect girls to give you a clear cut message saying shes not into you. Learn to translate no replies to "i am not interested in you" like a man

Hyu_G_Rec_Shun · 2022-05-09T02:21:37+00:00

This is definitely a joke

dametime223 · 2022-05-08T22:04:56+00:00

Gonna need to know what platform, if it was Reddit she’s probably an onlyfans girl, TikTok she’s fake

dametime223 · 2022-05-08T22:22:42+00:00

Haha brooo....

Only chance you have is if your profile picture is solid enough for her to notice it and want to check out your profile, and your profile is also solid with more followers than her. Otherwise you're screwed 🙂

poetic_vibrations · 2022-05-09T00:06:05+00:00

Bro please tell me this is a joke.

2022-05-09T00:06:21+00:00

Dear god

Smiling_Handsome_bro · 2022-05-09T01:13:26+00:00

She left her cellphone in my bed after we're finished

BeginningMatter9180 · 2022-05-09T01:38:19+00:00

Do you even seduce bro?

yourlittleman01 · 2022-05-09T01:50:25+00:00

She probably taking a bath bro, just wait. Wink wink 😉

JinkleBank · 2022-05-09T02:12:53+00:00

Lets go down the list of possibilities, analytically and methodically...

lesbian
married
she has a boyfriend
her phone's broken
her phone's dead
her phone's dead, as well as broken
she's feeling conflicted
she's a conflicted, married lesbian with butterfingers who's technologically inept

GlitteringPause8 · 2022-05-09T02:21:51+00:00

You have never met her and you are are sliding in her DMs and with that horrible line no less? I don't open any DMs from guys I don't know, straight to trash it goes. Most of my girl friends do the same. It's creepy....I know athletes and actors and influencers and models probably do it with more success but I don't think you are any of those if you are posting on reddit about it

Sea_Particular_9086 · 2022-05-08T22:44:22+00:00

I am sure she isn't attracted to me and I already moved on. Like, what's the probability that she's on a roadtrip without internet so she hadn't seen my message yet lmao. But idk why it's so hard for girls to tell "I'm not interested". Smh

Making up fantasies here about her losing internet. At this moment the girls is not interested, you have to move on until she reaches out. And you answered your own question about her interest, girls don’t like conflict with dudes.

Girl: says she doesn’t like you

You: why not, am I not good enough

Get my drift here, puts them in an awkward position

originalgainster · 2022-05-08T23:32:00+00:00

She gets multiple DMs like yours on the daily. You are even worth her time for her to even open your message.

ricagraca · 2022-05-08T23:44:05+00:00

Go next

TLu_03 · 2022-05-09T00:43:45+00:00

But she did tell you she isn’t interested

AceFiveSuited · 2022-05-09T02:02:45+00:00

Brook you are down bad lmao

smoothfucker420 · 2022-05-09T09:49:41+00:00

thanks mods for removing this

Title	DM'd a girl, I am on delivered for 2 days...
Author	dametime223
Upvotes	3
Comments	33
Date	May 8, 2022 9:59 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/ulcasa/dmd_a_girl_i_am_on_delivered_for_2_days/
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