How would you answer the shit test When was the last time you had sex?

boy_named_su · 2018-08-07T05:00:15+00:00

"literally right before you got here. She's in the bathroom"

"with a human?"

"tonight is my first time"

trp369 · 2018-08-07T06:33:05+00:00

“I’ve never even kissed a woman before” every time I say this they don’t believe me and say she like OMG YES YOU HAVE

Get them to not only believe you get bitches but to say it out loud to increase pre selection

[deleted] · 2018-08-07T04:51:26+00:00

I'll let you know after we hang out

casemodz · 2018-08-07T07:56:09+00:00

Escalate it.

"Got head from my wife before I pulled up"

"I was so high on meth last night that I don't even remember...my dog is also acting different towards me...not sure why"

lostbuthopefull · 2018-08-07T05:24:59+00:00

Last time a girl asked me in bed, I just told her which was like a month ago, she said few weeks for her. Probably lying, didn't change anything.

I don't think everything a woman says is a shit test....

abudun79 · 2018-08-07T05:32:26+00:00

Before I settle for this to be a shit test, I'd like some more context. Also the answer depends on the situation.

Not everything a girl says is a shit test, just because it makes you awkward people uncomfortable.

FuckboyAWALT · 2018-08-07T07:26:28+00:00

Today.

Naebany · 2018-08-07T07:38:11+00:00

What's that?

Vynxe-Vainglory · 2018-08-07T12:26:11+00:00

I’m saving myself for Luke Perry.

AvocadoBathroomTiles · 2018-08-07T12:32:51+00:00

Deflect. Always deflect. This question is not to be answered directly.

IVIaskerade · 2018-08-07T12:39:04+00:00

"1928"

"You weren't alive in 1928"

"Of course I was. It's only 21:43 now"

BuckNekkid18 · 2018-08-07T15:31:54+00:00

Shit test = agree/disagree and amplify, pressure flip, or change subjects.

In this case I'd say something like:

You always get the same response: "Haha you're such a liar!"

BeeBopJoe · 2018-08-07T05:13:00+00:00

Last night

casemodz · 2018-08-07T07:57:33+00:00

Depends on the girl. Good girls - 2 months

Sluts - 1 week

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