Letter From An Epic Beta

Homeles · 2012-04-10T06:41:52+00:00

I think this guy is a gamma.

legendofpasta · 2012-04-10T07:01:27+00:00

A few years ago, I could relate to this man's dilemma... I never would have written this ridiculous letter though. Still, it hurts me to look back at the dark abyss I crawled out of...

Chakosa · 2012-04-10T11:20:10+00:00

I think the letter is satire. That or it was created to prove a point.

testmypatience · 2012-04-10T04:52:40+00:00

Holy jebus that was fucking terrible. Just terrible. Before exiting highschool you should be given a social apptitude test. If you fail you get summer classes for it.

Manhack · 2012-04-10T04:26:54+00:00

I couldn't read more than a paragraph of that.

callmedood · 2012-04-10T09:51:11+00:00

I was laughing my ass off and cringing so hard a vein in my face was going to pop... First time experiencing this type of phenomenon.

dablac · 2012-04-10T08:03:33+00:00

Oh my god, this is so awful that it actually made me start laughing. Hard.

It's almost like he's following a what-not-to-do guide, essay styled and everything.

thrudx · 2012-04-11T13:19:12+00:00

I don't think I've had a single thing in common with the last 300 chicks I dated. I like sports, training, talking about my misdeeds with friends, banging chicks by the dozen, and making my friends squirt milk out their nose through downright inappropriate humor. The girls I fuck like fashion, Disney, Cosmo and pretending like they don't enjoy getting fucked by guys like me.

This just made my day :D

throwaway43543 · 2012-04-10T11:07:55+00:00

You're a man. You're allowed to be a harsh, insulting, patronizing prick

What do you think about this? I've never seen a girl that loves it. This is completely turn off.

Edit: Okay I've done it. I know that it is not good but I've done; she removed me from Facebook friends list. I've texted her to add me back. Then I've texted that I do understand her but I don't want to lose a friend. Still no response. Then I've texted "Okay then, if you want so, I'll get the news about you from our two mutual male and female friends". Then she calls me "what are those messages? because I've unfriended you? I was eating, didn't see. okay okay I'll add you back".

Fuck! I'm beta but I had no other idea how to make her add me back.

Uptonogood · 2012-04-10T13:00:10+00:00

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Uptonogood · 2012-04-10T15:52:27+00:00

Holy shit I can relate so much with that shit. Granted, I never did anything quite that embarassing but I understand where he is coming from.

Seddit helped me a great deal getting rid of that shitty attitude. Maybe someone should show him around here.

So you see, those pathetic FA's can call us rapists all they want, but we rest assured that our mission is a good one. To help guys like the one in the letter being a better person, if so they want. And to get the girl obviously.

Kozbot · 2012-04-10T18:26:47+00:00

TOO LONG;DIDN'T READ

ForeverAProletariat · 2012-04-10T20:12:12+00:00

I don't think the PUA guy and the investment guy should use the same dating strategies. Investment guy isn't just looking for a woman to fuck, if that were true he'd just pay for one. He's looking for compatibility, marriage, and children.

throwaway43543 · 2012-04-10T10:56:21+00:00

I was going to write something like this AFC few days ago (though not so long) but instead I've kept it very short like "Thank you for your understanding (accepting me to see you for last time), it made me feel better. Not all females are understanding as you are" that I've texted after the meeting. (I asked, yeah in beta way, for a last meeting because I wanted to tell me to my face, not on the phone). And I have tried my best not to look desperate but to show that I'm serious not leaving her though I cannot do anything if she wants so.

Yeah, and that was my ever first dating experience.

Did I ended it too? Nope. I'll keep the friendship from distance. Then I'll try my last chance. Probably won't work. But I have nothing to loose other than 5 minutes of talk and 3 months of bodybuilding, if you call it loss.

Title	Letter From An Epic Beta
Author	TokyoPickup
Upvotes	19
Comments	27
Date	April 10, 2012 3:21 AM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/s1yx6/letter_from_an_epic_beta/
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