What are some of the most unbelievable closes you've ever pulled off?

gabriot · 2013-01-21T20:01:27+00:00

I'll share an old one.

Went to a kegger that a HS friend was putting on at the end of first year of university. I was driven there by a female acquaintance (Andrea, HB8) who was part of the extended friend group. I'd been chatting with her in the past half-year. At the party I didn't hang with her a ton but spread myself around to different sets of people. Just having a good time.

Later in the night I got a text from Andrea saying to come upstairs to the guest bedroom. I immediately knew what was up. I went upstairs without saying anything indicative to anyone else. When I got into the guest bedroom we started talking on the bed. Just riffing like we always did...

Then a knock at the door. It was one of Andrea's AFC White Knight friends trying to convince her not to go through with whatever she was about to go through with. I shoo'd him off.

Then another knock at the door. It was one of Andrea's other AFC White Knight friends asking what was up. He was sent by my ex, no doubt, who was downstairs. He again tried to break up the interaction and I got him to back off.

After getting rid of the second AFC I was like, "what's up with that?" to Andrea, hopped on the bed, and started making out with her. I'd never kissed her before and barely kino'd. It was ON. Foreplay was pretty limited (Andrea was never a fan) and she proceeded to remove my jeans.

After pulling out my erect manhood Andrea then exclaimed the first thing any sexual partner would ever say about my dick:

It's too big!

That moment has colored my self-perception to this day. Anyway, Andrea got on top of my too-big shaft when ANOTHER person interrupted us. It was our mutual friend (Hernia, HB7) who was just looking for blankets for people at the party who were starting to pass out. Hernia saw a little more than she bargained for. Plus, not only did she see us doing it, but she saw her ex boyfriend getting a blowjob in the other room beside the one we were in. She fumbled around the bottom of the bed looking for blankets among discarded clothing items, then proceeded to GTFO of there. We resumed.

The next morning I emerged from the guest bedroom to applause from my friends. I'd f-closed, despite multiple attempted cockblocks, for the first time in my life.

Dr_Tang · 2013-01-21T21:17:49+00:00

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themoor · 2013-01-21T21:20:00+00:00

Back in highschool (more than two decades ago). Just went up to a girl at a party, kissed her, and pulled her into the bedroom.
Year after highschool, was about to bang a chick after a concert at another FWB's apartment. As I'm about to go into the bedroom, the FWB says, "After you do her, I want you to do me." Twice in a night.
About age 19, at an art opening. A woman about 25 was with our group. I forget the conversation that was going, but I whisper in her ear, "I'd really like to fuck you." Success at the end of the night.
About age 21, was drinking with fellow employees after our shift at the restaurant. A waitress (hot, 35) was clearly flirting with me. She left for the bathroom and I just followed her in and made out hard. We got a hotel room later.
Mid-twenties, at music club, girl asks me if she can buy me a beer (first conversation we had). I say, "I'd rather take you home." She left with me an hour later.
Also mid-twenties, dancing with chick at a salsa club. Really into it. No conversation though. She leans in, "You will go home with me", as sort of between a question and demand. I did.
Was going to a conference, in my mid-30s. I got on a dating site and found a woman who was DTF. I couldn't afford a room at the expensive hotel where it was. I had my dad's travel van. Met her in the lobby and told her where we were going. Banged her in the van in the parking lot.
Last week. Grab a beer and saddle up to the bar next to a woman watching an NBA game. We chat friendly-like. Nothing sexual or even flirty. But I can tell she likes me. After an hour, I grab my keys and say, "I'm going home. You should come with me." She does without hesitation.

the_grim_CREEPER · 2013-01-22T00:03:59+00:00

Downtown with 3 friends around closing time, my drunk friend gets in a fight. We got separated. He runs to a side-street to hide. Calls me, "Hey TGC, I am on such and such get a cab and pick me up!" I find a cab and explain the situation to an awesome cab driver. We are driving up the strip to pick up the 2 other friends. They hop in the back, I sit up front. We grab the final friend on such and such side-street. He hops in and we drive home.

On the way home one friend says hey "TGC, who is your friend?" and before I can answer I hear a girl enthusiastically say "Hi, I am Aimee!" I whip my head around in complete confusion.

Apparently Aimee had gotten into a little spat with some girl, panicked, and hopped in our cab when I picked up my two friends on the strip.

Aimee decided she was going to invite herself over for the night. We let her come in and my friend decides she can sleep in his bed. He tries to f-close and fails. She is uncomfortable and finds her way to my room. She says she just wants to go to sleep and not be hit on and what not. It's late I am tired I say sure whatever and go back to sleep. I wake up a few hours later to a tap on the shoulder. "You're trouble." She whispers. I am still half asleep and just agree. She taps me again, "TGC, did you hear me?" I say "yes but you're a tease and I am tired." A few moments later I can feel her squirming lightly a little bit, I roll over and she is fingering herself in my bed. She looks me dead in he eyes, "since you can't I will take care of myself!" I definitely was awake now! F-closed.

rhymeswithsymmetry · 2013-01-22T06:35:10+00:00

In college during a particularly hot streak I was on, I came back from the bars alone. Not a big deal, I lived in my frat house and there were always girls hanging about, especially with the younger guys who couldn't get in to the bars. A group were hanging out in someone's room and I stumble in way past drunk. I sit down on a couch next to this girl and proceed to just enjoy being drunk with my friends and listen to the conversation. I start to get eyes from the girl next to me despite not having said a word since walking in (just sporting a stupid grin on my face). At some point someone suggests playing beer pong and everyone begins to make there way to the common room. I'm last out of the room, right behind the girl I was sitting next to. I reach in front of me and grab her hand and spin her back towards me, press her up against the wall in the hallway, and kiss her. We make out for like a minute or two before I lead her back to my room. We get to the door and she says, "we should get out there with everyone else." I just smile and playfully give her puppydog eyes, then kiss her again pressing her against my door. I still haven't uttered a word. She opens my door and pushes me inside. We collapse on the bed and start making out. Shirts come off. Then, from the hallway, we hear her friend calling her name. The girl stops and says, "we really should get out there." I put my finger to her lips, smile coyly and starting kissing down her body. As I'm teasing her, there is a knock on my door and one of my frat brothers whisper through the door, "hey, rhymeswithsymmetry you seen [girl's name]? Her friends are looking for her." The girl calls out saying she is in there. Her friends who were with my brother ask if she's staying or coming with them (its like 3am). She looks at me and I just shake my head no. She tells them no. We resumed and finished.

TL;DR I seduced and fucked a girl without uttering a single word despite being interrupted by her friends and mine.

ben0wn4g3 · 2013-01-22T13:13:10+00:00

Just a couple of my favorites, as they really shouldn't have worked: I dancing like a twat on 'stage' in a small club, spotted this hot small chick walk past below me, bent down, grabbed her and put her next to me. Started kissing.

Asked a chick if she had played upside-down before, she said no, I literally picked her up and turned her upside down, carried her around the corner, turned her back and started kissing her.

One more for luck: Went out in a suit, dancing on a table I ripped my trousers open, thought fuck it, threw my trousers on the dance floor and carried on fully suited with my boxers on. I was like a celebrity, I could not walk through a room without women talking to me, I actually fucked one of the hottest girls ever that night.

Turquill · 2013-01-22T04:25:09+00:00

I once rolled in to a Taco Bell around 2 in the morning. My friend was driving and I was completely wasted. While waiting at the drive through we noticed that two cute girls were in the car in front of us. I bet my friend I could get their number. I hopped out the car right in the drive through and marched up to the passenger window.

The window was down so I lightly knocked, It was tricky because I didn't want to scare them. I had a huge smile on which made her roll down her window pretty quickly.

Till this day I am still not exactly sure what I said, but I do remember it being the smoothest most silver tongued game I've ever said. I do remember her response though "wow, omg that was amazing. That took a lot of confidence. Yes, you can have my number and my REAL number too" Apparently she always gave out fake numbers.

Felt amazing walking back towards the car!

User_0 · 2013-01-22T15:07:09+00:00

My roommate brought two girls home from the Waffle House. Lisa and Jenna. He's actually into Jenna and Lisa is just hanging around. I walk in a bit later sit on the couch and completely ignore all of them.

Next night, I'm off watching Kung-Fu movies with another friend. Lisa and Jenna show up. Much later roommate calls and says "Hey, where are you, those girls are here and Lisa asked about you."

I respond, "I'll be home when the movie's over."

Two hours later I show up and sit on the couch right next to Lisa. The entire sides of our bodies are touching, but I'm still ignoring her. Roommate and Jenna go out to smoke. I stand up, look at Lisa and say "Get up." She stands up. I grab her hand, lead her to my room, press her against the wall and start kissing her hard.

I fucked that girl senseless. She was young, naive, submissive, and open to anything. She had an amazing body; firm in all the right places and just the right soft in the others.

She and Jenna would randomly come over every other night or so for the next two months.

2013-01-22T07:08:38+00:00

girl texts me to come hang out at the pool in her neighborhood. i suck on her boobs in the sauna by the gym. i was 16.

2013-01-22T03:06:58+00:00

/r/gonewildstories is a good place for you to get inspired.

batshit_lazy · 2013-01-22T06:53:46+00:00

TL;DR: Tall HB7 who was spewing feminist, man-hating bullshit. Started fucking with her for kicks and practice, and shit worked.

Just last night I got very late to a party and things had started winding down. I went into a room where a friend was sitting together with an HB7, and sat down with them (he wasn't gaming her).

Turned out this girl was in a serious man-hating mood that night, and went on about the usual "all men are pigs" bullshit.

I just leaned back against the wall/on the floor and teased her from a distance. Not really trying to pick her up, just practicing conversational skills and having a fun time fucking around with her. After a particular tease she says

I don't like you.

In a stern voice. Shit-test. I agree and amplify with

I know, nobody does. Once I went to this huge party, and everyone left.

She laughed and said

Okay, maybe I like you a bit.

Fast forward 10 minutes, she has gotten out of her chair across the room and is sitting next to me. I'm still lying in the same spot up against the wall (it was comfy!).

FF another 10 minutes, we're lighting up the 'dance floor' while the rest of the party (about 5-10 people) are sitting, watching us and cheering us on a bit. Make out with her there a few times.

FF 20 minutes further, we're heading home in my friends car, and he drops us off at her place. Got some pretty hard LMR right when I was about to rip her pants off, because she had a roommate. So didn't F-close, but eh. Got her number, she gave me a ride home, and judging by her texts, I can get it on with her as soon as I want to.

Also, something I'm a bit proud of: I K-close pretty consistently at clubs on the dance floor without even speaking a word. In fact, I did so just this Saturday at a Madeon concert. My moves are stellar ;)

SlammyMcClammy · 2013-01-22T01:43:01+00:00

I will keep this one short. Got two different girls numbers from the bar. They were sitting at tables directly beside eachother and they did not know each other. First girl saw me talking to the other for a good 20 mins or so as well.

2013-01-22T22:50:51+00:00

Not really a story or anything, but a friend of mine uses "we should make out" or "we should kiss" which goes against the grain of what's "right" but he gets k closes on a regular basis.

intjpua · 2013-01-22T07:48:39+00:00

Slept with a girl who was (mostly) a lesbian, who hadn't been with a man since high school, ten years earlier. Dunno how, really. I was just my usual charming/funny self, and pursued her really aggressively.

Slept with a girl who'd been celibate for over three years because she'd had an awful experience. She was sworn off of men. I persisted for about a week, with her always proclaiming our dates as "not a date". I merely agreed..."Yep, definitely not a date." One night, after a not-date, I asked if she'd like to stay the night. She did, we had sex, and her dry spell was over. The secret to this success was that I was always willing to back off immediately, when she felt crowded or panicked by how fast things were going. She knew she could allow me to go further than she was comfortable with and push her comfort zone, because she could stop it when it became too scary.

Several girls 15+ years younger than me. I've somehow found myself surrounded by a bunch of really young folks, of late. And, I'm getting along very well with the girls, much to the confusion of the dudes who've tried (and mostly failed) with these same girls. I'm dating two of them, currently, and they know about each other, and talk about me to each other.

ltkernelsanders · 2013-01-21T20:15:12+00:00

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Title	What are some of the most unbelievable closes you've ever pulled off?
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Date	January 21, 2013 6:03 PM UTC (13 years ago)
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