Thinking like a woman

chumpta · 2010-12-29T21:36:10+00:00

When you think like a woman, you are imagining… no, you are accepting as a given… what it’s like to mercilessly judge the smallest details of a girl. What it’s like to be one foot in, one foot out with every girl you deign to talk to. What it’s like to cast a jaundiced eye at every girl before deciding she is worth more of your time. What it’s like to make silent demands of girls that you wouldn’t make of your male buddies. What it’s like to keep your options open until she has won you over. What it’s like to screen a girl, to qualify her, to shit test her, to tease her without worrying about giving offense, to refuse to backpedal from any offense given, to have an inner conversation with yourself while she is talking to you about whether she meets your ideal, to call her out in a good-natured manner on any of her bullshit, to seriously doubt her attractiveness until proven otherwise, to lean away from her when she is talking, to refrain from laughing if her joke falls flat, to notice her nervousness, to be laconic while she tries to impress you, to be comfortable with silences because it is her job to keep the conversation alive, to act noncommittal, to disagree with her occasionally, to glance furtively around the room every so often, to end conversations first, to happily hold court with other girls joining your conversation…

but intjpua, i just want to be nice to girls!

tl;dr be as judgemental of girls as they are of you. the real issue then becomes realizing just how judgemental they're actually being - that may surprise you.

cptncrnch · 2010-12-30T01:51:00+00:00

Now I can't get the image of a pussy snapping shut out of my head.

emooz · 2010-12-30T08:53:22+00:00

to shit test her

After I learned some PU and realize what shit test is, I love doing it to girls it's fun as fuck and I fully understand why girls do it. Try it guiz! ;)

2010-12-31T01:01:32+00:00

How is 'be aloof' not contradictory to 'be social' ? It's almost impossible to do both at the same time.

kinnadian · 2010-12-30T03:55:22+00:00

this guy sounds like an asshole

to tease her without worrying about giving offense, to refuse to backpedal from any offense given, to have an inner conversation with yourself while she is talking to you about whether she meets your ideal, to call her out in a good-natured manner on any of her bullshit, to seriously doubt her attractiveness until proven otherwise, to lean away from her when she is talking, to refrain from laughing if her joke falls flat, to notice her nervousness, to be laconic while she tries to impress you, to be comfortable with silences because it is her job to keep the conversation alive, to act noncommittal, to disagree with her occasionally, to glance furtively around the room every so often, to end conversations first, to happily hold court with other girls joining your conversation…

if i did this she would just up and leave and find some other jerkoff to chat her up.

Title	Thinking like a woman
Author	intjpua
Upvotes	49
Comments	17
Date	December 29, 2010 8:38 PM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/et9h3/thinking_like_a_woman/
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