EDIT: UPDATES AT THE BOTTOM
Last night I was at a party, lots of people, food, drinks, games, everything. Since I had to et up early this morning, I left a bit on the early side, and on my way out this HB7, with a beautiful smile, and the prettiest face comes into the door and says to me Leaving already?. Work! I have to wake up early tomorrow morning.
I get to my car and think about it for a second, then I go right back in, I look for my buddy the host, and ask him who this HB7 is. He doesn't know. So I approach her with Hi, remember me?
She: Pretty boy running away for work
Me: Exactly
She: Changed your mind?
Me: No, I really have to go, but my name is Leo, you are? and offer my handshake..
She: Diane and holds my hand (socially accepted kino)
Me: Diane, what a regal name, you are not a Queen of some sort and expect me to kiss your hand and call you Her Majesty? Do you?
She: How did you guess?
Me: Well, I don't kiss on a first date, not even hand kissing. Give me your number so maybe we can have a second date
She: ### ### ###
Me: Thank you Diane And I leave her with a wink and a smile.
From the car I text her Nice meetin your Her Majesty, worry not your secret is safe with me, Leo I read somewhere in this board to text right away saying something funny about the way we met, and repeating my name. She might exchange phone # and texts with other guys.
She text me back right away: This party is not as much fun without you
I don't text anything back
After 30 min or so, she text me Already in bed? Like a kid
Still I don't text anything back.
This morning at 9 AM she text me ** Good morning, slept well last night?
I still don't text anything till 11 with I was up at 5, been working since then, almost done, just a boring business lunch then I can relax all day.
She Nice job! How can I get a job like that?
Me: If you're good I can't help you, but if you're naughty ...... how naughty can you get?
She: I can get very naughty, with the right company
Me: Of course, same here. Why don't you send me a naughty pic of you?
She: I am at work
Me: Go to the bathroom, undress, do the deed
She: You do it too
Me: You like to play truth or dare, don't you?
She: (sending a pic of her breasts) yes
Me: (sending a pic of my v-shaped body) I do too, and I always pick the dare
She: Nice body, you workout?
Me: YES I workout. so, tonight my place or yours? I suggest mine I can show you my workbench?
She: You don't waste any time, do you?
Me: I told you, I never kiss on a fist date, but on the second one... it's a different story
She: LOL
Me: May I as you something personal? since we are on our second date?
She: Sure, since we go back so long
Me: Nah, I'd rather do a truth or dare tonight
She: Looking forward to it. And your place, is the workbench strong enough?
Me: OK gotta go now, meeting friends for lunch.
Pretty sure I can f-close tonight. Ever since I got a very decent body, I have used my pic to escalate escalate escalate whenever I find it appropriate, it doesn't work each and every time, nothing does, but it's work taking a chance here and there.
I will be pulling the Naked Man tonight.
UPDATE #1: so she wanted to shat via SMS, this is what we chatted about (some edits due to privacy issues)** http://imgur.com/IZF2x
UPDATE #2: 7:00 PM she's coming to my place.
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