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[–]SeekingAlpha 26 points27 points28 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How did "later" go?
Sounds pretty good to me.
[–]Blazer9000 33 points34 points35 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Bitches love smiley faces.
[–]itsiceyo 32 points33 points34 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the only B word you should ever use beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful
[–]jacubbear 44 points45 points46 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only C word you should ever call a girl is cute. Cunts love being called cute.
Sorry
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ItsNotShane 12 points13 points14 points 13 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
deleted What is this?
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahah
[–]Stephen-Stills 5 points6 points7 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My constructive criticism
[–]ExpertOnNicheThings 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i lolled
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IMO smiley's and haha's have very little to do with being beta and a whole lot to do with how old you are. college age bitches eat smiley's up.
[–]squarehouse 6 points7 points8 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not DHV. You're just keeping your investment lower than hers. Good.
The main thing I see is that she's going on about her phone. Honestly, I read the exchange like three times, and I can't even remember what was wrong with her phone. It's just boring. Why is she telling you this? Why should you care? You shouldn't. Good job ignoring all that.
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[–]Mr_Muckle11 points 13 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link
This is 1/9 #s I got this weekend, I have plans with another girl tonight in case she flakes. I'm not new at this, but I'm always trying to improve. Thanks.
It went ok, I guess. I'm headed over there tonight.
http://i.imgur.com/5j1En.jpg
She knows what I want.
I told her the notebook was my favorite movie here.
http://i.imgur.com/uKsmV.jpg
[–]vauss4 points 13 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Good job with the address, been noted.
The Notebook seems like the oldest trick in the book, do girls still fall for that/believe its the truth?
[–]Martic11 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I actually like that movie. 0.o ....
[–]StesDaBest 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
damn thats good work sir
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it. Awesome work.
[–]snuggle_fish -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh Glob, if a guy told me the Notebook was his favorite movie I would laugh in his face. How desperate do you have to be?
[–]Mr_Muckle 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have a great sense of humor. I'm sure you're lots of fun.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like you slipped just a little at the end there. Like she could tell it was a tactic with the goal of persuading her by being nonchalant.
[–]itsiceyo 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LIKE A BOSS
[–]Boyscoutfromcali 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I have a feeling she mightve actually had a phone problem.
[–]Mr_Muckle 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She actually did have a cracked screen. Ha!
Drank a bottle of wine, "watched" a movie, made out, etc.
No sex, which was cool. Not a slut, but fun.
I spent the night(bad idea), will see her again.
Downside: instead of a one nighter, I'm now juggling 4 girls this week and the weekend starts tomorrow.
[–]mobsta -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Agreed and applauded you throughout the thread until you said she wasn't a slut because she didn't have sex with you, which implies she would have been a slut if she did in your eyes. Seriously? If that made her a slut, then what do you call yourself?
[–]Mr_Muckle 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I am a manwhore, slut, etc. I have no shame, and give zero fucks.
[–]mobsta 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You do realize that enjoying sex doesn't make someone a slut or manwhore, but simply human? Because I'm not sure if you're jokingly calling her/you that or seriously think it's slutty.
[–]Mr_Muckle1 points 13 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
My definition of a girl being a slut is banging on the first date.
I didn't bang the last girl that I seriously dated until something like our 8th date. She was GF material, girls that I bang within hours of meeting aren't.
[–]mobsta 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay that explains things.
[–]Mr_Muckle 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That might be true. However I am college aged, and so are the girls I hit on.
[–]skgoa 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am in the same situation and I use emoticons a lot. Not only do they convey emotion and are a normal part of online conversations, funny emoticons can used to great humorous effect. Hint: learn to make ASCII art penises and vaginas. That one should be used in the right context and should be reserved for the right kind of woman, of course. ;)
[–]CinSity0 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Emoticons, lol's, etc are not "beta". End of story.
Feeling uncomfortable using them is.
[–]6PoolPwnage -3 points-2 points-1 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meh, It's alright. I would of called her out on flaking, maybe like this.
I really need to get this phone switched out.
Response: Oh, sucks for you. We're gonna have a really badass time tonight.
Why the hell did you call her silly? That's like me inserting "Penis" randomly into a sentence.
You do what you need to do and call me when you're ready:p
Uhm, you just gave her a reason NOT to hangout with you, lmao. A little Beta there buddy...Just a little.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ditch the emoticons.
A :P should never be used; a :) can be replaced with an exclamation mark; and a ;) can be warranted once in a blue moon. Use "haha"s sparsely and keep the sentences short.
Anyway, not bad. The end was a nice touch.
[–]itscoolbrah 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just texted this chick and did all these things :(
ok i need to stop doing that
[–]cannyfraunch 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not true at all, it all depends on your age and where you are.
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mr_Muckle 9 points10 points11 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I always use smiles and LOL. I am a jovial person, I act the same trough text and person to person interaction.
Interesting post about her thinking that I'm gaming her, post more.
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]squarehouse -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd avoid smileys. The smileys in your texts were unnecessary, and just served to reduce sexual tension / make you look beta/feminine. You convey being jovial without the smileys.
[–]squarehouse 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I reserve LOL's for one thing: When I'm being cruel/teasing. Main thing when I'm texting I try to avoid sounding like her girlfriend. For example:
Me: I would totally give you a broken tv
Her: No i got cable .. so it should work.. right?
Me: Lol
Her: LOL!!!!!! Thanks for looking. Out for me. My friends.. lol
Not actually gaming her except in a social circle sense.
[+][deleted] -9 points-8 points-7 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Overall it looks ok, better than bad-game and no-game, however I would've blown her off a lot harsher than that. This could've gone way better than it did.
Instead of "lol, another time" I would've said "gay", and left it at that. Let her hamster start spinning in that brain of hers.
I see an excessive use of emoticons on your part. This isn't good.
Also, you painted over her name at the top of the screen, but forgot to paint it over when you called her by her name in one of the texts.
[–]Bobsutan 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His being non-reactive to her flaking helped him far more than being bitter about it would. Ideally though you shouldn't be getting these flakes in the first place. If anyone wants, I'll post some anti-flake techniques later.
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