I like going down but only when she’s freshly showered. In an LTR situation this is not a problem; you can talk about it or just grab her spontaneously when she comes out of the shower.

But in the short-term seduction scenario, she’s been at the club dancing and making out for the last 4+ hours and her cooch has probably been through a few lubricative cycles. It’s not a happy place for your face down there right after you pull her back to you place or hers.

It get’s kind of awkward when she moves in the direction of oral first, can you really say “I wanna reciprocate but you need to clean that gash out”?

Am I the only one who thinks about this?