Hamster scares me

rporion · 2014-04-15T23:09:00+00:00

The hamster does not know fear.

It does not know regret.

It only knows the wheel.

JP_Whoregan · 2014-04-15T23:41:22+00:00

Every friend I've known who's gotten a divorce was fucking PLAYED by their ex-wife, and played hard. What I mean is, don't be surprised if your wife actually starts being very nice to you, starts smiling more, and starts saying things like, "I don't want this to be harder than it has to be", or "Let's just make this easy for the sake of the kids", or "I don't see why we need lawyers involved", "I'm sure we can both be reasonable about this", etc, etc, etc....

...then one day, you wake up at your new bachelor pad apartment after the separation with a family court subpoena from the hotshot new lawyer that her friends convinced her to hire, for the expressed purpose of fucking you, and not in the way she used to fuck you.

I'd say hire the best damn lawyer you can afford and immediately cease contact with her. I don't care what she says to your face, she's trying to soften you up and apply the lube so the assfucking doesn't feel so bad. I've seen more guy friends of mine get screwed because their wife "told them" she wasn't gonna be a bitch during the divorce.

It's in her narcissistic nature to take you to the cleaners in court. The way the laws, courts, and judges are skewed waaaaay to the side of females, it's going to be too tempting for her NOT to do it.

In the mean time, I'd avoid fucking other women until the divorce is final, because then she can hang the "cheater" tag on you, and then it won't matter how good your lawyer is, she will get half your shit AND the alimony.

CarlsPudding · 2014-04-15T22:54:08+00:00

It makes me feel like a mentally ill person.

Don't let her gaslight you.

KyfhoMyoba · 2014-04-16T00:03:07+00:00

You are, like most men, paying attention to what she is saying, rather than to her actions, which, I presume, precipitated the divorce. Whose frame will prevail here, yours or hers? It's up to you.

Hamsters aren't even aware of their own existence.

itsemalkay · 2014-04-15T22:50:58+00:00

You can't, why are you talking to her at all? Move out and move on. Let the lawyers talk it out.

CarlsPudding · 2014-04-16T02:41:48+00:00

You don't. You break all contact as much as possible. She's begun the descent into absolute self-righteousness. For her, there is no turning back. The hamster is now on an overdose of meth and absolutely cannot stop running.

You make every interaction with her brief, civil, and documented. Do not fuck around. Do not mistake her for the woman you married. That woman is dead and gone. This is the woman you're divorcing.

Source: Married a ho, divorced a flawless cuntbag.

[deleted] · 2014-04-16T03:04:29+00:00

You are not divorced yet! You assume, for all intents and purposes, that she is sociopathic, narcissistic and machiavellian, THE ENTIRE TIME. Alright?

She is gonna try to play with you head, you are gonna try to read her actions, and you may fail and she is gonna rape you in the ass at court.

Lawyer up, and cease all contact with her. I know it doesn't seem neccesary right now, but trust me, it is what you need to do.

Tarnsman4Life · 2014-04-16T03:08:36+00:00

Women are emotional creatures and often selfish, many are not capable of sustained rational thought. You do something because you make a rational decision to do it, a woman does something because she makes an emotional decision to do it. She feels neglected so she feels entitled to go out and take some strange dick. Afterwards she feels good about it so it must be ok. Then she doesn't understand why you are not happy that she feels good.

Devvils · 2014-04-16T09:58:55+00:00

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT. It is much easier for me. Without you, I'd probably be already buying her flowers and making excuses for my behavior.

kempff · 2014-04-16T08:17:59+00:00

FWIW, Roman Catholic exorcists advise: Do not listen to the demon's questions. Do not respond to them. Do not engage it in dialogue. Order it to leave the possessed in virtue of Jesus' authority.

culofiesta · 2014-04-16T08:35:32+00:00

This happened to me as well. GF broke up with me because I stopped putting up with her shit. I stopped treating a woman in her twenties like a child and kissing her ass like her parents and friends do. I stopped tolerating temper tantrums and mood swings.

She attacked me, hoping I would hit her back. When I didn't she said she would tell everyone I did anyway. I told her that was impossible since she had no marks.

After a few days she honestly believed I broke up with her. When I changed my fb status to single and started dating she was mad that I "humiliated" her despite her going out and fucking a hipster drummer the night she broke up with me.

When I started seeing other women she seethed and asked to get back together. When I laughed she cried. She still thinks it's all my doing.

I really believe you can hamster to the point of mental illness.

Rimeheart · 2014-04-16T00:11:50+00:00

Get paternity tests.

mordanus · 2014-04-16T01:28:55+00:00

That sucks bad man and I genuinely feel for you. I had it out with my wife's hamster a while back and I know exactly how you feel. If you need to talk pm me.

aaron_the_just · 2014-04-16T04:13:29+00:00

Don't try to have agreements/disagreements/rational discussions with a woman. Instead everything is about feelings.

Just apply the RP stuff you've learned, when the time is right, start gaming her. It'll make the divorce go easier.

You can probably plate her post-divorce if you want. Personally I figure I rode my ex-wife enough when we were married, I'm kinda tired of her right now.

mr_throwz · 2014-04-16T02:01:02+00:00

It must get very lonely for her, being the only right person in a world full of... wrongos?

harkrank · 2014-04-16T11:54:04+00:00

Always protect your money. It has to be gold bars six feet under somewhere in the woods only YOU know about or money in an offshore account.

Your house should be owned by a company owned by an offshore company you control, your business should be owned by an offshore company you control.

This advice is meant even if you don't marry. Do you think you can outsmart the government by just refusing to marry? 10 years from now only gay people will marry and the government is coming for any bachelor money they can find, because they have to cater to the women who empowers them. Unless 100% of men adapt a Red Pill attitude you can forget about the government not doing all it can to transfer your money to women.

Theophagist · 2014-04-17T04:58:20+00:00

I honestly have never ever been in a relationship where I didn't feel like I was being gaslighted.

Devvils · 2014-04-16T11:16:20+00:00

I'll analyse it as an amateur psychologist.

You wife is showing narcissistic behaviour. Narcissists are great with double think - holding two incompatible ideas at the same time. She is also attempting to rationalise her previous behaviour, leading to cognitive dissonance.

You as a man think rationally, and can't stand the cognitive dissonance you wife is exhibiting. in essence you are trying to rationalise you wife's irrational behaviour, which is giving you anxiety. You feel mentally ill because you are probably becoming clinically depressed - see a doctor. Depressed people behave irrationally, keep that in mind when making big decisions.

bama79rolltide · 2014-04-15T23:03:08+00:00

Do you have children?

dray121212 · 2014-04-16T04:39:12+00:00

Just gotta accept it man...she may have no regrets, blame you for everythign etc etc who gievs a shit

vengefully_yours · 2014-04-16T14:30:27+00:00

You don't talk to her, you will always be the aggressor, she will always be the victim even if she was abusive and did everything wrong. Everyone will believe her as well, because women are helpless damsels in distress and you must be violent, abusive, controlling, negligent, and philandering for her to do anything wrong.

Don't do anything nice, she will take advantage of it. Make her fight for and prove everything. No more Mr Nice guy, because it will only fuck you over. Trust me on that, she will use anything and everything, factual or fictional, provable or fabricated against you, and everyone will take her word for it. Everything she did wrong and is guilty of, you now have done in her mind and in that of everyone she speaks to about it. If she cheated with ten guys, then you must slept with ten women, or more. If she hit you with random household items, now you beat her constantly. If she was violent and controlling, guess what you are.

Don't be nice, don't supplicate. Be civil, but fuck nice, she has to work to get what you have earned.

[deleted] · 2014-04-16T16:10:09+00:00

Don't move out of your house and if you have kids definitely don't move out of your house.

ColdEiric · 2014-04-16T16:20:49+00:00

She needs you more, more than you need her. She fears the loss of your money, the loss of your presence, the loss of you.

You are okay, you said it yourself.

Me and my wife are getting divorced. That's okay.

Her hamster have spun and erased every single memory of you two together. Because if it wouldn't she would feel completely lost and lacking of everything she had with you. She needs to feel something which is false, something which she knows is false, because you're a single man, a single man capable of building anew. She's not. Not alone. RPWomen are consciously aware that women, they are merely support. But this one isn't. So she hamsters and hamsters, and the memories are gone.

BluepillProfessor · 2014-04-16T16:29:44+00:00

How can you talk to her? YOU DON'T.

Hire a lawyer if you are going to get divorced. Nothing else to talk about until the Arbitration or Settlement Conference.

You arguing merely validates her hamstering. Amused mastery if you must see her. Just nod, smile, and roll your eyes. Say as little as possible stop validating her.

HeadingRed · 2014-04-16T19:25:00+00:00

Without the rationalization engine the hamster would fall into a deep depression and loose fatal amounts of self-esteem.

Title	Hamster scares me
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Upvotes	48
Comments	83
Date	April 15, 2014 10:48 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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