Don't settle for being a failure when you can be the biggest failure in town

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2024-06-03T14:45:43+00:00

How many potentially attractive women have hidden their attractiveness under 30-40 pounds of excess weight?

StopManaCheating · 2024-06-03T14:07:29+00:00

31???

That’s a lie or she’s done a lot of smoking and drugs.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2024-06-03T14:09:12+00:00

I was really impressed by this. I was like "She's really wearing a hoodie emblazoned with part of the "Up in Smoke" movie poster...? And brandishing a "fuck you" smartphone case ...? Really? Really? ... "

I also began wondering if state EBT cards can be used to purchase Monster energy drinks.

DrDog09 · 2024-06-03T14:29:09+00:00

"... My heart is pure ~~gold~~ golddigger..."

Fixed it for her. Based on the facial expression, its one of 'I do not wanna, but I gotta' vibe.

blackmobius · 2024-06-03T15:26:59+00:00

Thats a lot for 31. You can just look and tell.

Also multiple personalities isnt cute. It means youve done too many hard drugs and or the maturity level of a toddler.

And im willing to bet between those things, the 10 yr relationship wasnt nearly as “mean” as claimed. I would divorce you too if you had no job or drive at 31. I have a 3 yr old toddler that gets mad when they are told to clean up after themselves. I imagine a similar reaction from her being asked to not do meth.

Illustrious_Bus9486 · 2024-06-03T16:51:51+00:00

As I always say, never half-ass anything when, with a little effort, you can fuck things up completely.

Joaquino7997 · 2024-06-03T14:57:55+00:00

She's gonna have to earn a man's attention...and with that face all she'll ever get is dissed and dismissed.

gabriel-kornilov · 2024-06-03T18:09:11+00:00

Money isnt much of an importance to me when it comes to the men I find attractive...

We know. We all know now. Good ol' 'Alpha fucks, beta bucks" in full action as usual.

Just want to live a simple, comfortable life with a good man...

Yeah? Good luck with that...BTW, the "Fuck you" cellcase is a really nice touch. Classy.

Life_Strain_6948 · 2024-06-03T20:00:04+00:00

I'd give her a poke, but no chance of dating this nut

Dream_Machine_37 · 2024-06-03T20:16:23+00:00

I lost 2,421 braincells while trying to read her English.

Juan20455 · 2024-06-04T06:49:35+00:00

Clearly asking for money

Title	Don't settle for being a failure when you can be the biggest failure in town
Author	Land_of_the_Losers
Upvotes	87
Comments	23
Date	June 3, 2024 1:52 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/1d74yna/dont_settle_for_being_a_failure_when_you_can_be/
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