Euphemism for sleeping together

StrikingImportance39 · 2025-01-01T13:49:34+00:00

I don’t believe I ever used any of them. Just ask if she wants to stay.

Chemical-Ads · 2025-01-01T21:33:53+00:00

« You need to watch this series ! I have it on netflix »

Citizen_Graves · 2025-01-01T15:31:09+00:00

"I would very much enjoy marinating my nether rod in thy squish mitten"

Out of all the times I never used that line, it worked flawlessly every single time.

Thanks, Bloodhound Gang.

Chemical-Ads · 2025-01-01T22:14:52+00:00

« Let’s play uno at my house »

Dizzy-Bench2784 · 2025-01-01T15:10:19+00:00

Can I park my cruiser in your harbour

ExtraordinaryBeetles · 2025-01-02T05:29:23+00:00

God these comments are awful lmao

gothiepie · 2025-01-01T14:12:51+00:00

if you need to use those you’re not ready to have sex

KE2DBB · 2025-01-01T19:47:26+00:00

The old biblical euphemism was “knowing” her.

It’ll always be my favorite.

dancanhernan · 2025-01-01T21:11:34+00:00

Try this one out, stud.

"PLEEEEEEAAASE CAN I FUCK YOU?"

zenhantao · 2025-01-01T16:14:45+00:00

Please let me insert myself into you.

ElmoTheMolester · 2025-01-01T15:21:23+00:00

Virgin

angelussin · 2025-01-02T12:02:27+00:00

I make a good breakfast Like to share some coffee at sunrise

FindingE-Username · 2025-01-02T14:35:22+00:00

2 is so cringe 😭

Far_Mud_2860 · 2025-01-02T20:16:43+00:00

Netflix and chill

SpicyMustFlow · 2025-01-03T19:57:42+00:00

"Sleeping together" is a euphemism. "What's a better euphemism for this really common euphemism?"

Heyyoktp · 2025-01-01T19:50:01+00:00

Can I put my beef in your taco?

LonerOnSorensen · 2025-01-01T15:44:12+00:00

My go-tos are "Wanna continue having fun at mine or yours?" or "Where can we go to cuddle together alone"

AcrossTheShimenawa · 2025-01-01T22:04:26+00:00

I like the vein this post is written in.

However, in interactions where both parties are more socially experienced (aka. have more game and/or older) the simple invitation of coming back to my place after a date implies sex, or at least the possibility of it - depending on if she's still making up her mind. Euphemism and innuendo is usually used sparingly or ironically.

Here are a few examples of lines you can use to pull:

Come check out my DJ set
Come play Mario Kart
Come check out my kitchen, I make the best mac & cheese

and my personal go tos

Come back to mine, my cat does backflips
Come back to mine. You can trust me, I'm white (works even better if you're not white)

slumpboat · 2025-01-02T09:31:54+00:00

going over just to "cuddle"

mywifeslv · 2025-01-02T01:08:24+00:00

Depends on the context

Bumping uglies…

the_1_that_knocks · 2025-01-02T01:16:50+00:00

Knocking boots

Brief_Celebration145 · 2025-01-01T16:23:11+00:00

I never done that. I always approach on the side and all I have on my mind is sleeping with them and it feels like im gravating towards them. They catch on and the more they get close the more I cant help myself untill I get close then now Im fully asborb I say: Your playing with fire right now *they do what ever* "Your gonna get fucking burnt". Now if they pull away good you actully want that just dont talk to them let them go away.

Title	Euphemism for sleeping together
Author	Accomplished_Cow7116
Upvotes	53
Comments	30
Date	January 1, 2025 1:46 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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