Dick Pics

frequentlywrong · 2015-11-06T19:15:24+00:00

Stolen quote from somebody:

Getting dick pics is like a cat giving you a dead mouse "I can see you're proud, but I'm going to throw that away without ever touching it"

Seriously, how the hell did you think sending a dick pic is a good idea?

RedJem · 2015-11-06T21:03:43+00:00

You can send them, but do it in a tasteful manner.

For instance, next to a wedge of red velvet cake, swaddled in silk.

kabylewolf · 2015-11-06T18:12:43+00:00

Don't send dick pics. EVER.

If she really wants a dirty pic of you. Let it be something funny/sexy.

For example. This is one of my go-tos that I send. It's hilarious, causes a new topic of discussion (who took that pic?) or why did you take it? And she sees the goods that chicks like (strong back, big ol' booty, forearms).

BrunoOh · 2015-11-06T18:02:42+00:00

"i'll send you something dirty so you know it's me"

That's when you tell her "Meet me at X on Y, wear a dress, no panties".

[deleted] · 2015-11-06T19:06:31+00:00

I'd skip the exchanging of pics and go for the first date as soon as you get their number. Women aren't turned on by dick pics...the pics in your Tinder profile should entice them enough to meet you in person.

IVIaskerade · 2015-11-07T01:38:16+00:00

Tinder isn't for sending dick pics. Tinder is for getting girls' numbers so you can text them. Texting them is for setting up a date. A date is for setting up a situation where they get a good look at your dick anyway.

Late30sMasculist · 2015-11-06T21:59:09+00:00

Most say something to the effect of "that was disappointing", but by then i feel like sending one would be a beta move. Thoughts?

Sounds like your cute joke is not giving you the results you want. So use another line.

WhiteKnight49 · 2015-11-06T23:07:24+00:00

You are missing an opportunity to be clever. Try:

Sending a funny picture of something/yourself covered in dirt with a frowny face
If you have the abs, send a pic of your "cut" (side abdominals with view of 6-pack), but wearing low-rise jeans. You want to pique their imagination, not give everything away. When they ask for more, you can tell them they have to earn it.

Title	Dick Pics
Author	RedPillN00B
Upvotes	16
Comments	34
Date	November 6, 2015 5:44 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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