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[–]sadcelloFDS Apprentice162 points163 points164 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I seriously wonder how men are going to react if the woman give him promise sex (no sex until marriage or just making out without penetration, blow job, anal and orgasm on his part) in exchange of promise ring.
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice[S] 52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love this concept. Where can I invest? :P
[–]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the plate of (fake) promise food and the promise chores!
[–]throwawayaway388FDS Newbie68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a man ever gave me a promise ring, I'd toss that trash into the ocean and never look back. I'd sell the ring, though.
[–]NessaMonsta17FDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are big Pickmesha's dreams.. Or shall I say exagerations.
[–]lskfjd743FDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Promise rings are only acceptable if the man is in high school.......
[–]KAT_85FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep
[–]textbasedpandaFDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought promise rings were exclusively an underage thing? Like it's a promise to get married once the couple turns 18? When did this change or was I misinformed this entire time?
[–]beautysubthrowwFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't even realize promise rings were I thing beyond grade school.
[–]FurryBellyButt0nFDS Disciple25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Computed the Clown Formula:
Promise ring = shut up engagement ring if the engagement duration exceeds 1.5 years --> Forever Girlfriend and/or Placeholder < PickMe Clown
[–]AotearoaCanuckFDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO. Promise rings are soooo stupid! You either want to marry somebody or you don’t. There is no in between.
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
OK but where can I get the creator code for that ACNH wedding dress?
I have a mighty need!!
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice[S] 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, I photoshopped and painted the dress and the hairband myself :)
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh dang! It's cute lolol
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice[S] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you :D
[–]FurbiesOnFireThrowaway Account0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know it's bad when he couldn't even do that in your pickme days. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
[–]Pretend-ValuableFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those hashtags! 😂
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[–]FurryBellyButt0nFDS Disciple25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AotearoaCanuckFDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice[S] 19 points20 points21 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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