She divorced her husband and rode the cock carousel. Then she decided to find an handsome wealthy professional to marry. But after two difficult years trying to find a good man, she has given up.

GooeyGlobs4U · 2020-08-25T17:25:47+00:00

mid-life woman...

58

...whut?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-25T17:05:46+00:00

I know we've had this here before, but it's been long enough that we have new readers who didn't see it the first time, so I'm approving it.

On to the article!

From the second line of the article:

followed by Ben who was a disappointment in bed

From a few lines later:

But please don’t portray me as a man-hunter,’ she begs, perching on an immaculate white sofa at her home. ‘They seemed to be either liars, hopeless in bed, had a mean streak or had a former wife hovering in the background.’

And just a few scant lines later:

After half a decade of having no significant other — and, she freely confesses, no sex — she turned to online dating.

Lying lie-hole full of lies! (unless she meant the interval between her divorce and trying OLD; this is a poorly-constructed article, so it's not clear.)

‘At times I sat at home crying. I asked myself what I’d done wrong. Am I too old? Am I unattractive?’

Yes. Also yes.

She concludes, rather sadly, screwing up the list in her hand into a tiny ball: ‘I don’t think I will ever find love again.’

Again? Why'd you let it go when you had it? Idiot.

Oobedoob_S_Benubi · 2020-08-25T17:34:55+00:00

or had a former wife hovering in the background

You have a former husband, you hypocrite.

and looks ten years younger than her age.

... Nope, she does not.

You would expect her to be pursued by a string of eligible men.

How many men are interested in a sixty year old divorcée, you think?

‘Why not be picky?’, she asks. ‘I found there were too few decent ones to pick from, that was the trouble.’

That's literally why you either have to lower your standards or prepare to end up alone. You're vastly overestimating your own worth.

There is little sense of chivalry left, either. I am happy to pay my way, but in the old days men would have offered to pay for your dinner. Very few do now.

Because you're not a twenty year old hottie any more.

Internet dating is like a sweet shop, so men will show interest in hundreds of women but I don’t think they really want to follow it up. They are always looking for something better.

Yet you admit to being picky yourself, you hypocrite.

There is so much more in there, but I can't be arsed. It all boils down to the same things: this woman is a huge hypocrite and overestimates what she's worth herself. She expects dating to be as easy as it was before she got married but she does not have that appeal any more.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-25T17:33:40+00:00

Glamorous?

Good God the mother country is beyond fucked.

DoDo_01 · 2020-08-25T17:15:47+00:00

I will just highlight the following:

"Financially self-sufficient"

"There is little sense of chivalry left, either. I am happy to pay my way, but in the old days men would have offered to pay for your dinner. Very few do now."

Oobedoob_S_Benubi · 2020-08-25T18:20:15+00:00

‘I checked some of my men out. They were still looking for other partners on the internet when I was seeing them.

‘It was a huge let-down to find out they were cheating on me, but this just seems to be the way now.’

No, no they were not cheating on you. They didn't commit anything to you. They didn't make you any promises. They didn't make vows to you.

They don't owe you anything. They didn't owe it to you to refrain from dating other women while dating you. They don't owe you honesty, or full disclosure, or fidelity. So they were not "cheating" on you. And even if they were, you're shittalking them IN PUBLIC in a tabloid. In Merry Olde England, if I'm not mistaken, your clucking could be libel if it's not true. So you're not exactly Miss Clean Hands over here.

Guys who are just dating you DO NOT OWE YOU A FUCKING THING. So nothing they did was "cheating" on you.

Overkillengine · 2020-08-25T17:33:46+00:00

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If you were looking to buy, say a head of lettuce, which would you pay for?

The fresh one on the shelf with nary a blemish on its leaves? Or the one redolent of wilt, and rot that has been thrown in the dumpster after sitting on the shelf too long?

Granted, you could make some use of the latter after cutting away the rotten parts. But you sure as hell aren't going to pay the same price for it that you would the fresh one. And you aren't getting as much out of the rotten one either way. Especially since someone else has already been there and eaten the good parts.

ChadInKorea · 2020-08-25T18:12:17+00:00

Glamorous? No, honey. You’re a sexagenarian who still isn’t able to have a stable life and make the right decisions. You made your bed. That’s sad and decadent, not glamorous.

Balefirez · 2020-08-25T21:35:52+00:00

“Looks ten years younger than her age.”

No. No she does not.

Tyred_Biggums · 2020-08-25T20:00:59+00:00

Who looks 10 years younger

It’s always 10 years. 10 years younger is code for “looks exactly as old as she actually is but with right lighting and a ton of a makeup she can look slightly younger.”

2020-08-26T03:47:34+00:00

"You would expect her to be pursued by a string of eligible men "

Says who, precisely? She is a nominally attractive older woman, but the male interest market for women her age are in retirement homes. Late 50's guys are banging under 40 single moms because they can, they don't want one their own age. They certainly don't want to keep one when it's easy to get a bunch of disposable pussy online.

HellishGod · 2020-08-25T20:12:19+00:00

Typical post-CC rider feminist garbage skank, she blames everything/everyone else, except HERSELF. High-quality men should flock to her, she is such a prize after all. Remember, if you want a high-quality good man, then be a good high-quality woman, not a worthless leftover bitch.

toolate4redpill · 2020-08-26T10:50:06+00:00

Looking acceptable for your age is NOT the same as "looking 10 years younger". She would be a damn rough 48 year old.

Also this is a great article for younger guys to read. Even when some women get to be nearly 60 and have damn near ZERO market value, they still have impossible standards. So why fucking bother.

Also to answer HER question, well off single, attractive guys her age are going out with 30 to 40 year old women. What she's getting are the guys who've given up

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-08-26T01:37:49+00:00

> Kim Thompson clutches a piece of paper in her well-manicured hands.

Bahaha. they think 'well manicured hands' means something to me

TXJohn83 · 2020-08-26T03:05:32+00:00

She is a secretary trying to bag a hedge fund manager in the article, and she is wondering why she can't trap him... Hate to tell her she passed the 'surprise' pregnancy phase 20 years ago, I am willing to bet that is how she got the first husband.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-08-26T03:47:26+00:00

Yikes! Save yourself the headache, gentlemen. Save that money for a nice sports car and get a plant or some fish.

philosophic_insight · 2020-08-25T21:54:02+00:00

I look at this woman and I see an embittered old shrew who really needs to know whats she wants and what she will get are somewhat incompatible ... 58 and her list, those guys are married or been divorce-raped they won't want you for more than a quick romp and then burn the sheets after.

suicidemeteor · 2020-08-26T02:47:53+00:00

"Hopeless in bed"

"No sex"

hmmm

2020-08-26T02:08:53+00:00

'Comically disastrous results'... The story of her life it would seem

joemalarkey · 2020-08-26T16:10:42+00:00

she looks EXACTLY like an older Megan Hauserman. Who has done Playboy, if you're bored.

asdf333aza · 2020-08-29T22:33:59+00:00

Barf. How many lines does she have in her neck.

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