I have no words

Encrypted587 · 2020-08-23T14:24:09+00:00

Chuck it back in the ocean

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-08-23T15:44:50+00:00

That's natural.

They evolved from munchlax to snorlax.

Cryptolexicon · 2020-08-23T16:01:35+00:00

Yasss Queens! 😆

LEVEL UP!

Wide-Brick · 2020-08-23T14:20:24+00:00

in 2005 they at least had a shot. If they would have watched what they are and gone to the gym they COULD'VE at LEAST looked somewhat decent.

seems like they just said, "EFFIT! Y.O.L.O.! Let's eat!!"

and it only took 4 years.

socalsurf83 · 2020-08-23T14:30:42+00:00

Dang. Only took 4 years. Now that’s commitment.

Harveezs · 2020-08-23T16:02:11+00:00

Let me tell you a secret, they all have "medical reasons". NOT

EnvironmentalRest4 · 2020-08-23T15:50:32+00:00

You can tell by the first picture they were already going there.

Lord_Hatertroll · 2020-08-23T14:01:14+00:00

except: nr 2 probably developed a blowhole

theRobertX · 2020-08-23T15:27:33+00:00

Looks pretty typical to me in my experience.

Ask them and I guarantee they actually have high self esteem.

doordash

someevilwhitemen · 2020-08-23T16:09:03+00:00

ahhh the second picture explain why you call them landwhales in america

lulz3r · 2020-08-23T14:32:43+00:00

They only get fatter with time.

CDEDC · 2020-08-23T15:09:58+00:00

This is the exponential increase we studied in high school.

2020-08-23T15:56:40+00:00

What does pictures of whales have to do with.... Wait.

anon_likes_tendies · 2020-08-23T16:19:51+00:00

Stevie Wonder could have seen that coming

mtbox1987 · 2020-08-23T18:25:37+00:00

I have words: morbidly obese

PresidentOf4UM · 2020-08-23T18:28:40+00:00

Netflix "Cuties" Season 2

Kindly-Town · 2020-08-23T18:34:44+00:00

Eligible for feminist membership.

Joroda · 2020-08-23T16:39:48+00:00

Not even Captain Ahab would get anywhere near those blowholes.

Beneficial_Garage · 2020-08-24T18:08:36+00:00

What is that they are laying on? Sand or cookie crumbs?

MuricanCapitalist97 · 2020-08-23T15:53:24+00:00

There's no greater satisfaction than knowing that your exes and women who have fcked you over are going through this same progression while you get swole, accumulate wealth, and live a peaceful and productive life. Saw my ex on IG a couple of weeks ago and she had gained a TON of weight since our breakup,... barely recognizable. Meanwhile, I dished out $800 for new gym equipment that I use daily and liquidated another $1K in mutual funds to buy myself some new toys. For some reason women think it's a good idea to eat their problems away.

KUL-DANK · 2020-08-23T20:01:03+00:00

FAAAAAT

illyrian92 · 2020-08-24T06:00:12+00:00

Damn nr 2 morphed into jabba the hutt .

2020-08-23T15:13:38+00:00

2020?

CognPsycNeurScie · 2020-08-23T16:28:24+00:00

mission accomplished!

Jakeybaby125 · 2020-08-23T17:34:49+00:00

I think the lack of water has convinced these whales they deserve 8's and 9's. Get them back in the ocean before they get even more hydrated!

McAdott · 2020-08-23T19:28:32+00:00

Shame, no close up picture.

The_Beardy_Man · 2020-08-23T20:39:49+00:00

Could someone call greenpeace to help them back into the ocean?

Urbantexasguy · 2020-08-23T20:41:51+00:00

OMG...what happened to #2? She was actually kind of cute in 2005, then she swallowed an inflatable raft!

Godfatha_3000 · 2020-08-23T21:11:11+00:00

And there she blows......

REDDITSUCKS2020 · 2020-08-23T21:50:02+00:00

Jesus. If a woman (or a man) is already getting overweight in their late teens early 20's, they are headed to becoming a whale in short order. If someone is fit and average/below weight at 25, there is at least a reasonable chance they will continue that. But those people by their mid 30's need to decide if they are going eat a proper diet to keep the weight off.

GreenMile83 · 2020-08-23T22:23:37+00:00

10 + years ago I worked retail, and in the morning you'd have to go to the bank to drop off the deposit. I didn't do this very often, but the girls that worked there were stunning. One girl had brown wavy hair, dressed elegant, probably C, gorgeous eyes. They were all just amazing looking.

Except One; this whale manatee, that had that weird torso like #2 on the right. She had slits on her shirt under the armpits to get it on and off (I assume.) Didn't talk to her when she would take the deposit, but I'd check out the other girls. The other girls were nice to her, but she likely seethed watching the attention they got. You couldn't have a greater contrast. I imagine she hated them, refering to them as "skinny bitches" and finding excuses to hate them instead of controlling her intake.

Anytime i see a massive whale I think of that.

TXJohn83 · 2020-08-23T23:01:22+00:00

It’s a mass beaching.

2020-08-24T00:24:30+00:00

Some women don't just hot the wall; they cannonball through the damn thing

swaggykmk · 2020-08-24T00:44:46+00:00

In just 4 years?!!!

edgysecularist · 2020-08-24T00:51:42+00:00

Why is there no 2020 picture? Oh dead

xMB99 · 2020-08-24T02:17:30+00:00

Number 2 looks like squidbillies wife.

mantits- · 2020-08-24T03:16:57+00:00

2 in particular... wtf? In only 4 years?

I’m a bigger fella but shit I’ve gained 40lbs in... 17 years. Not 300 in 4.

My friends have asked why don’t I go for bigger women, before mgtow I would say it’s because I know what it takes to get bigger and it’s disgusting.

(I’m only 200lbs so I’m not I giant or anything insane)

Perseus_the_Bold · 2020-08-24T04:51:25+00:00

Many twinkies were sacrificed in the making of this joke.

cryptotelemetry · 2020-08-24T06:01:47+00:00

I would love to see the 2020 version. Probably the size of 3 houses by now.

iB0ssiB0ss · 2020-08-29T18:25:23+00:00

Obese before and after

Title	I have no words
Author	Lord_Hatertroll
Upvotes	163
Comments	57
Date	August 23, 2020 1:59 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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doordash

2 in particular... wtf? In only 4 years?