"I don't suck dick"

epistemic_humility · 2015-12-30T22:17:16+00:00

Yeah

when she says that you either don't meet her dick sucking criteria or she is nervous/afraid/entitled.

Guide her head. say 'lets change that' lol

don't expect her to stay down until completion just a little here and there to get her used to the idea that she doesn't suck dick but she does suck yours.

vandaalen · 2015-12-30T23:13:56+00:00

Hooking up, or actually being in the bedroom?

If she says it during a talk on the date, you can bet that she has sucked dick by the mile and swallowed cum by the gallon and she has just thought about doing it with you.

If she says it while you are naked and at it, I'd actually say "K.", put on my clothes and leave, or tell her to leave, depending, where you two are at. Fuck dat bitch.

JimFury · 2015-12-30T22:54:08+00:00

Id fuck her once then never talk to her again. If she doesn't suck dick she's not even worth being a plate.

GraphicSeniorNudity · 2015-12-30T22:24:13+00:00

Celebrity rule.

If you were Ryan Gosling would she tell you she doesn't suck dick?

The-Ban-Hammer · 2015-12-31T00:49:51+00:00

"I don't suck your dick"

That's what she's saying.

GunnarX · 2015-12-31T01:07:55+00:00

I'd say "I've heard that before". Up to her if she decides to or not, but I would smash once then never talk to her again.

InscrutablePUA · 2015-12-30T22:17:35+00:00

1) She would do it for an NBA/NFL star

2) You're not in shape/alpha enough

3) Just take your dick out and push her head down or stick it in while she's lying down naked

4) Just go cold right after she says that... check your email, messages etc. especially from other girls

anddennn · 2015-12-31T14:54:11+00:00

"Anal it is!"

Gawernator · 2015-12-30T22:04:10+00:00

Put it in her mouth and watch her suck it. lol. Or drop her like a bad habit. My current LTR said she doesn't do that when we were at the tinder phase and now she deepthroats me 5 times a week lol.

WisdomModifier · 2015-12-31T00:16:51+00:00

"You do now"

daddymonsterpoodle · 2015-12-31T05:07:39+00:00

I would guess that either she isn't turned on enough, you are not dominant enough and she is shit testing. Either carry on, bang her and next her or pull your pants up and show her the door.
I don't know the context, if it was "sweetie pie, please suck my dick, pretty please" then I understand why she didn't. If you had already railed the shit out of her and she says that then Next. She is just being a bitch.

justblaze5687 · 2015-12-31T08:28:32+00:00

Not saying this to come off as superior, but I've never come across this. The closest I've come across is when I was younger, one girl gave me "I've never given head" and at first I didn't believe it...but once she started...yeah, I definitely gave her the benefit of doubt. She required much coaching.

As for what I think I would do? Honestly...I would probably laugh and not take it serious because I can't even imagine myself associating with a woman who maintains a personalitly of non-dick sucking practice. Then if she were to hold frame, well, it's not in my nature to be aggressive and it would simply be a "Well then, have a safe trip home" and go permenantly radio silent. There's no need to have any woman in my life who holds hostility towards having my cock in her mouth. I'm barely okay about having women around who don't take it in the ass, let alone who wouldn't fucking suck it.

raceAround126 · 2015-12-31T08:52:50+00:00

I have never had this issue. While I still might slam it that night, she is basically already testing to see what sexual blockers she can put on you so she can just veto anything she wants to. Not because she "doesn't like it", it's just a power play nothing more.

"If I can veto blow jobs and he still buys me dinner, I wonder what fancy holiday he'll take me on if I reduce sex to once a month?"

Women think this way. I've had a dead bedroom already once in life - 8 years in fact - and I have no intention of ever going there again. Once a girl says anything is off limits (which is pretty vanilla at least), I'm done with her.

Dsdcimyc · 2015-12-31T16:47:42+00:00

Guide her. If she still doesn't, pump and dump. Don't waste your time with a prude, it's never worth it.

nummas · 2016-01-02T00:40:43+00:00

Hard next.

vic_rattle18 · 2015-12-30T23:39:31+00:00

Shit test

[deleted] · 2015-12-31T04:53:26+00:00

It means that she's thinking about sucking your dick, just say "yeah sure" and then put your dick in her mouth anyway.

And if she doesen't want to suck it tell her that sex with her was boring and you don't want to continue this. Wait a few days and the next time you come to her place there's going to be a garbage bin full of banana peels.

penguin_says_slide · 2015-12-30T22:11:48+00:00

How important is dick sucking to you?

Personally I'm not too fussed over it. One of my wings though will evaluate a girl's mouth over her tits, body, whatever.

If it was him he'd pull up his pants and kindly ask her to leave. I'd expect her to get mad at him, call him a pig and so on and so forth just to see if his frame breaks or not and then 9 times out of 10 she'll get on her knees "begrudgingly" and give him the best blowjob of his life.

Title	"I don't suck dick"
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Date	December 30, 2015 10:03 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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