STFU Question

sexyshoulderdevil · 2016-10-03T17:10:49+00:00

Jack10 harpooned my original post with a much more nuanced approach to the mindset of STFU.

Soak it up: READ ME

RuleZeroDAD · 2016-10-03T16:43:05+00:00

STFU is a strategy and beginner default move when one feels unprepared or emotionally out of control to deal with a shit test. Handle the situation with actions, and not words if your first inclination is to DEER or otherwise try to defuse feelz with logic.

"Caveman" is just aggressive fucking with your pleasure solely in mind. No taking direction. No "let me get on top" from her bullshit. No half-hour mouth worship with starfish chaser. Best from behind with a handful of hair. Fuck it like your goal is it to break it. She'll thank you after. You'll discover that your gentle, take things slow princess wants anything but.

stonepimpletilists · 2016-10-03T19:06:21+00:00

STFU means no one cares what you feel, especially the wife.

Caveman? Spit on her ass during doggy, pound her like you're trying to pin her to the bed so you can go watch some TV in peace

freshona · 2016-10-03T16:25:51+00:00

Right on the first one.

As to the second, google Rocco Siffredi.

Persaeus · 2016-10-04T02:53:41+00:00

STFU is already well explained in comments, I will add this to caveman.

She should feel like she just got fucked by the warlord that put your head on a pike. My own personal style is roll her over, put a pillow under her pelvis and go to pound town. The advantage of this is you can get a much more powerful downward stroke; and literally bounce her off the bed. Alternate between pulling her hair; and pushing her shoulders down into the bed with all your weight using your two hands. Now afterwards, cavemen don't cuddle and talk about it. Get up, wipe her juices off you, get dressed and leave. If you want to be a gentlemen, hand her a towel on the way out the door or don't.

TheFamilyAlpha · 2016-10-03T17:05:53+00:00

It means do not respond to the shit test

Yes.

Can I get some good references for "going caveman"?

Google?

Scurvemuch · 2016-10-03T17:08:48+00:00

STFU can be literally shut up ( about the subject) until you learn better ways of handling yourself.

Don't be an autist though. It would be really bad if your wife were to bring forward an actual concern of hers, and you made jokes about it.

You can address the issue, but your FEELZ and your NEW RP MAN JUSTICE is not for her.

jeezydasnowman · 2016-10-03T17:15:58+00:00

Stfu simply means don't DEER - no explaining, rationalizing, defending, entering her frame.

Talk but keep things light (not heavy), amused (not serious), and ngaf (not concerned).

Caveman is about sgm-style fucking. Stop reading that epicurious whatever I can't pronounce and read the sgm.

BobbyPeru · 2016-10-04T03:20:59+00:00

It means STFU during shit tests, literally

samvang · 2016-10-05T19:57:23+00:00

man the fuck up. crush puss. reading this makes me frustrated and excited. all i wanna do now is crush puss

Title	STFU Question
Author	logger1234
Upvotes	1
Comments	15
Date	October 3, 2016 3:51 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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