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Let this be a warning to you...

by johneyapocalypse | March 31, 2019 | askMRP

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Still believe your sweet princess is a unicorn? Maybe a glittery-eyed, sparkly unicorn with glowing hair and a pot of gold at the end of her rainbow? Maybe she's the sweet creamy filling of your coconut cream pie?

Yah, this dude thought the same... about his high school sweetheart and mother of not his five beautiful children. After all, he had the perfect marriage.

Moral of the story: We're all human, we're all fallible, and your wife, like you, is fallible. Many believe the system and the courts and the very nature of paternity favors the sweet mama, so watch your ass and stay vigilante.

With the arrival of every new DNA testing company, it seems, Pandora's Box opens a little more each day.

Edit: This reads like one of every two MRP posts:

We were typical highschool sweet hearts, we go out together, we never fight, I feel like I've done everything a loving husband should do... I work long hours and maybe haven't always been there when she needed me... And never in a million years would I ever have suspected my wife of being disloyal - she's always done everything she could to support me and take care of our children.

Edit 2: This reads more like a Stephen King novella with a Fabio cover:

Not only are none of them my biological children, together four of my children have three different fathers.

Edit 3: And finally, her reaction, which reads like a warning preached at MRP:

So I confront my wife with this, expecting her to confess and beg for forgiveness. She doesn't confess. She doesn't even take it seriously. She says the tests must be flawed.

I keep bringing it up and she keeps brushing it off, getting progressively more annoyed at me. When I bring it up she will try and guilt trip me. "We've been together since highschool, do you seriously not trust me?" etc. But how am I supposed to trust her in the face of such overwhelming evidence?

Edit 4: My own: Fucking soulless bitch.

Edit 5: Seriously dude?

Is there anyway, anyway at all, you think I could or should save my marriage?


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Title Let this be a warning to you...
Author johneyapocalypse
Upvotes 34
Comments 49
Date 31 March 2019 10:42 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/223914
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[–]red_matrix21 points22 points  (7 children) | Copy

Funny how paternity testing is illegal in France. It must be a much bigger problem than most imagine if they had to resort to extreme methods to hide how uncontrollable women’s hypergamy really is.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yep and France is well known for very high levels of cheating.

The genie can’t be put back in the bottle though, Spanish companies doing brisk business on mail order

[–]triclops417 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

The government only cares that someone is on the hook for child support, they don't care whose it "really is". You get more child support with the French System

[–]Suck-Less1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

The UN, MIT and UK all did research on this. AncestryDNA and other companies like this are showing some really interesting results too. It looks like the paternity fraud rate is between 20-30% depending on region.

[–]McLuhanSaidItFirst0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Found out my grandfather was a complete stranger

[–]Suck-Less0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Unfortunately, you aren’t even close to alone on that. This is so common I think there are support groups out there for it. I hope the one you knew was worth knowing.

[–]blackswan2whiteswan0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Depending on social class. Lowest SMV = 33%. Everywhere

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

I told my wife that if she ever gets pregnant I will get a paternity test no matter what the circumstance. It’s not a trust issue, it’s just a matter of policy. Now it’s in her head that if she ever has an affair she better use condoms or she will be caught!

[–]An_Actual_Politician11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Bitches who cheat never use condoms. That's why that cuck percentage is so high.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy

I saw this earlier too and can’t believe he is interested in saving the marriage. He is living in fantasy land.

Similar story here but my kids share some unique traits from me that are rare. Still makes you wonder though...

Edit: similar only that we have been together a long time. Not the rest of the shit show.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

There was this thread in the big-boy sub where a dude wrote a wall of text and then threw in something like "oh I'm a heroine addict" or "oh, then I quit heroine" and it was great and funny because it was so out of the blue - just one little phrase - a tiny part of a larger commentary - and yet so profound.

Kind of like your comment: "similar story here."

Dude, if there's anything similar about your story - as it relates to the creep show I linked-to - then you need to, well, fuck, I don't even know what you need to do.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Similar story only that my wife and I have been together since high school. I have no doubt on paternity but reading stuff like this just lets you know what any woman may be capable of.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol. That's very innocuous.

I feared for a moment that you had a truly similar story to that fucked OP.

Good for you. Carry on.

[–]JameisBong14 points15 points  (19 children) | Copy

I'm guessing the dude shoots blanks and she figured it out.She decided to cuck him because he was a good provider and she wanted children no matter what. Jesus Christ man what a fucking shit show,i hope he leaves that crazy bitch.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 24 points25 points  (18 children) | Copy

She wanted children so much that she fucked at least three different men - other than her husband - to ensure that her maternal lineage was carried on.

Maybe.

But I don't believe it.

Instead, I'd say that she fucked all those dudes simply because she's a whore.

[–]QuirkyDoctor7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

I certainly would say she's a whore. Many cases read of cuckoldry on Reddit, the kid(s) will have the same biological father. For this woman, each kid has a different biological father. Who's to say she hasn't whored around other times?

Other comments are right as well. Women will hamster any sort of rationalization for their behavior. This whore has no guilt or remorse. Three of those children are adults. The husband has pretty much fulfilled his beta bux provisioning duties.

Cases like these are always good reminders to continue to internalize RP truths, and take necessary precautions (especially for those who may still want to get married).

[–]JameisBong5 points6 points  (15 children) | Copy

Not necessarily, I've spoken to a few of the women who've committed paternity fraud...their whole goal was to have a baby before they hit 30 and the beta provider wasn't ready. So they had an oops moment and shot out a baby. The men predicably were too busy to realize the dates don't add up and ended up as cucks only to find out about the betrayal during divorce.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 3 points4 points  (12 children) | Copy

Fair enough.

But five different kids with three/four (or more) different dudes?

Having a baby "before they hit 30" is one thing - but being a whore - and having a bunch of brats from a bunch of dudes - and then attributing them all to one sucker - is another.

[–]JameisBong3 points4 points  (11 children) | Copy

It is but you aren't a woman,they justify all kinds of shit. One woman cheated and had her kid because she thought her fiance was gay, another just wanted a daughter to add to the son. Side note based on my experience paternity fraud is at least at 40%,alot of men are raising cuck babies and they don't even know it.

[–]SeamusAwl3 points4 points  (8 children) | Copy

I read an article about a study that looked at these DNA sites. It found that in 1st world countries, about one in 5 kids born in a marriage didnt belong to the husband. Australia had the highest percentage in at close to 30%. The US was at 22%. Paternity testing should be mandatory before birth and can be done during the amnio.

[–]JameisBong2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

Yes, that's why i think it's 40-50% at a minimum.Its not always she's a whore,alot of women want children and they don't care about who is the father as long as there is a beta provider to raise those kids in comfort.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

Yes, that's why i think it's 40-50% at a minimum.

no study has ever found rates even close to this high. rates in the 30 are about as high as it gets, and this is only for certain groups of people

[–]JameisBong0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

There's probably a reason why France wants to outlaw paternity testing at birth...my guess is the rate of extra marital affairs in France guarantees that some men are raising cuck babies.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

in France, you could be right. the "tryst" is point of pride in French culture.

everybody wants to be player, until it's time to do player shit . . . . lol . . . like raising someone else's spawn

also, people's hamster on 23andme/ancestry not being accurate for paternity. maybe this was true when these companies started, but nope now. their technology is more than adequate now to determine paternity.

also, there's a fair amount of stories about the uncle actually being the father.

[–]friendandadvisor0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

no study has ever found rates even close to this high. rates in the 30 are about as high as it gets, and this is only for certain groups of people

These studies may be flawed. Self-reporting? "Well, I was a cuck, twice, yes..." Don't think so.

20 percent sounds about right for EuroAmericans, but, that's me. I could be low-balling.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Available data is based on genetic testing non-paternity events , not survey results.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

in the US, there are also huge disparities by race, education, and wealth . . . shocking i know

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Your point?

[–]JameisBong4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Women will rationalize the worst situations,whore or not this old bitch has rationalized this situation away....and so will other women.

[–]friendandadvisor0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Not necessarily, I've spoken to a few of the women who've committed paternity fraud...their whole goal was to have a baby before they hit 30 and the beta provider wasn't ready. So they had an oops moment and shot out a baby.

These 'oops moments' happen when the woman is being a 'whore'. Don't fear the word, JB.

[–]JameisBong1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I agree somewhat...but women have a weird way of rationalizing their worst decisions,from starring in a girls gone wild to cucking their husbands . It's just what they do.

[–]friendandadvisor0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Whore" sounds right.

[–]coinbaserep22 points23 points  (3 children) | Copy

I read his story earlier today shitty deal for him

But I’ve been with my girl 18 years since we were 20. There’s no way she would do this to me

we have 2 Beautiful boys.

She’s a unicorn and nawalt

What’s that dna testing companies Name....Asking for a friend

[–]fuckmrpRed Beret4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Lab corp does paternity testing.

[–]hack3geRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I use them for my TRT bloods - guess I’ll be giving them some more of my money.

[–]JameisBong1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ancestry.com

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

The archive version - http://archive.is/EDmU7 for posterity.

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good man.

[–]SuperCrazy075 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

Honestly, I saw that on the main reddit page and thought this guy wrote some fiction to get karma.

It’s just too unbelievable. None of the kids are his. He would otherwise try to make his marriage work...but she didn’t confess. So he asks Reddit to please advise. And upvote.

I mean, it’s possible. But, more likely than not at least some of this is exaggerated - and possibly all of it is fake.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Truth is often stranger than fiction. You can't make this shit up.

I think, for karma and reddit gold, I will attempt to better that story when my creative juices are at a peak.

[–]SuperCrazy070 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Let me get you started:

So guys, I am married to the woman of my dreams, literally the girl next door, but something was always a little off. I just couldn’t put my finger on it. We have five kids, all with disabilities and other issues.

Then, a few weeks ago, my mom was attacked by an angry dolphin. She went to the hospital and I was by her side til the end. She confessed that when I was three she had a daughter with the neighbor and agreed to let him raise it...and a son with another neighbor, again letting him raise the child. She just couldn’t afford them. I have two half siblings!!!

Then, to my horror, it dawned on me that I married my half sister. I asked my mom why she never said anything; she told me I was just so happy and, besides, her best sexual experiences were getting gangbanged by the neighbors. It made her happy to see us together.

She died shortly thereafter. It hurt so much.

I didn’t know what to do. I finally bought flowers and told the love of my life the situation. Maybe this is why the kids have issues?

She then crushed my soul. She confessed that she’d been screwing the neighbor all along and that none of the kids was mine. I still love her and think we’re meant to be.

Imagine my shock when I found out the neighbor she was fucking was my other half sibling! This is just such a mess.

We went to talk to him unified as a couple, but as we approached his house, the police were everywhere. Apparently during the night he had been chopped to bits and put in the oven.

Guys, I don’t know what to do. That’s the night I had a weird blackout and so I don’t have an alibi. I am afraid the police will be lazy and blame me.

I just want to raise the kids as though they were mine. With my brother out of the way, my relationship has the potential to be perfect.

I’m just here to confirm I’m doing the right thing.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

What's worse than finding out that one of your kids is not actually yours?

Finding out that two of your kids are not actually yours.

What's worse than finding out that two of your kids is not actually yours?

Finding out that three of your kids are not actually yours.

What's worse than finding out that three of your kids is not actually yours?

Finding out that four of your kids are not actually yours.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

He still hasn't tested his last one! So he may go 0 for 5.

[–]Dialerstring2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Cancel that bitch like Nino..!

[–]screechhaterRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Guy is in fantasy land.

I would next that cunt in 15 seconds of the news.

Never underestimate the “power of the hamster”

[–]TopOccasion291 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Jesus fucking Christ.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

if you want see more of this stuff, go to the 23andMe or ancestry subs and search

"non-paternity event" or "NPE" or my favorite "mom lied"

word to the animals that haunt this sub, don't be red pilling or trolling these sites ffs.

also worth noting the obvious, probably a high level of sample selection bias in people that go on reddit to emote about their results

[–]adeptintact1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think all fathers of children that are supposedly theirs should test their children for paternity. Rollo and CH had some good articles on this. No matter how much you think or believe that your gf or wife has not cheated, you cannot guarantee it. There will always be a small question in the back of your head about paternity.

You are investing significant financial resources to support the child so it is to your own benefit.



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