39 yr old Ox with a bun in the oven. NO LIERS OR BULLSHIT. Make me laugh. Entertain me.

tango-01 · 2020-09-08T20:02:16+00:00

This profile is like a WAATGM Bingo card. Basic, hideous, pregnant, demanding, damaged, delusional, hamplanet, tired of games.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-09-08T22:51:31+00:00

It's been a while since i pointed this out.

I am just repulsed and disgusted with pregnant women, heavily pregnant women, women whose waters are about to break, going on OLD sites and hookup sites looking for men and advertising themselves as if they were 19 year old coeds.

GMAFB.

Ladies, you are not in college. You're not 23 years old and having fun in grad school. You're not 24 and living in The Big City, ready to have fun.

You're 39 and PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD.

Why, why, WHY do you think you are entitled to anything? Beggars can't be choosers, but, um, you're not even beggars... It's just revolting, it really is.

The revolting part is not their age or their pregnancies. The revolting part is their whoring themselves out as sexual creatures. They aren't sexual, not anymore - they've already given their sexualities to other men to the extent that those other men's children reside in their bodies. And that's not sexually attractive at all to me. Now, if she were pregnant with MY child, she'd probably be attractive. But she isn't - she's knocked up with another man's child, and that's not attractive or appealing at all. Not in the least.

Pregnancies are a beautiful thing. But a heavily pregnant single woman advertising herself as a sexual creature and making herself available for sex to men other than the father of her child is, well, disgusting.

What makes it worse, and sad, is that no man is out there telling these women to stop. If they had men who cared about them, they'd never stand for their women advertising themselves or allowing themselves to be photographed or pimped out like this.

Sad, really.

Pie_sky · 2020-09-08T20:16:08+00:00

Sassy

That's slang for being an annoying bitch.

DangZagnut · 2020-09-08T19:35:34+00:00

Not looking for a baby daddy? Of course not, baby already has a daddy.

She wants new daddy money. Always.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-09-08T20:09:52+00:00

Doesn't use punctuation and is accustomed to missing a few periods.

Sad Sad Sad Clown World.

shrinkshooter · 2020-09-08T21:13:39+00:00

When your "before pregnancy" and "during pregnancy" pictures look exactly the same...

Autisticus · 2020-09-08T20:38:27+00:00

At 39, I hope the baby is not retarded. Its bad enough being raised by a single mom, it doesnt need any additional disabilities

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-09-08T21:49:44+00:00

Totally not a thick woman, I’m black, I’m an expert on da thicness, that ain’t it. I assume she’s not an RN, because lord knows she would have said so, I wonder if she is a health aide. Also, where’s the father of the bun in her oven?

fuzzy_brb · 2020-09-08T21:19:45+00:00

When I see "thick,curvy" in a profile, I automatically know she's gonna be FAT. A truly thick or curvy woman doesn't need to announce it because you'll find out for yourself soon enough.

2020-09-08T23:46:08+00:00

I too like someone who makes me laugh, but as someone married to a woman 12 years younger and in better shape than this literal whale, the laughs I get from her are not exactly the type I’m looking for. Difference of laughing with, or laughing at, and at 300 pounds it’s definitely laughing at.

jacquesreve · 2020-09-08T20:48:05+00:00

She needs to look up the definition of thick woman in the dictionary.

ws15TKdk · 2020-09-08T21:05:39+00:00

I wouldn't sit next to her on the bus, with someone else's ass.

loneliness-inc · 2020-09-08T21:37:30+00:00

sassy

sweet

Pick one!

NickTesla2018 · 2020-09-09T03:21:46+00:00

Seriously, what the f*ck ?! Absolutely disgusting.

GayyFieri · 2020-09-09T07:54:10+00:00

Let's just make a list, shall we?

- Single mom and

- Pregnant

- Stupid (liers)

- Fat

- Old

meerita · 2020-09-09T00:27:36+00:00

"I've been told" = family members who lied to you just because you're a total disaster and they don't want to tell you the truth because it's too embarrassing.

DwayneBlackpill · 2020-09-09T05:09:55+00:00

This would confuse the hell out of me. Only looking for a "friend". But dont want a cheater or a liar and games lol.

Alturius · 2020-09-09T23:16:22+00:00

39 now so she could be 40 when she gives birth. Other women see women like this and think they can put off having kids until they are in their late 30's, then their world falls apart when they can't get pregnant.

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kevin32 · 2020-09-09T00:41:36+00:00

We're allowing the post u/guynpdx, but for future reference make sure her social media is fully censored. Thanks.

mellow_dude · 2020-09-09T02:44:08+00:00

Pregnant right at 39? She probably got it from the sperm bank.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-09-09T06:46:26+00:00

'thick' is also slang in the UK for stupid - so when she refers to herself as a 'thick woman' she's actually right on both counts.

Rayzor_debiker · 2020-09-09T06:55:37+00:00

I can actually feel my IQ points dropping as i try to read this incoherent mess of a description.

My English teacher is rolling in his grave.

kekuse · 2020-09-09T09:33:37+00:00

There was a fat beast from Niagara Falls.

It rested its chins on one of his balls.

The ball did explode,

in her memoirs she wrote:

"Another man trashed, awaiting more calls."

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-09-08T20:56:46+00:00

When most other people tag DIY, they aren't talking about motherhood.

Martellus732 · 2020-09-08T22:41:29+00:00

Shouldn't she post "thicker" not "thick"

shadewashere · 2020-09-08T23:23:27+00:00

If she only knew how to write...

DVD-RW · 2020-09-08T23:57:25+00:00

What kind of guys fuck this kind of women? Lmao you must be desperate af to put your unprotected penis inside of her.

Pilotman49 · 2020-09-09T02:09:55+00:00

Doesn't seem to believe in punctuation of any kind, either

Cursedwithknowing · 2020-09-09T02:12:30+00:00

"Bullshit or Liars or cheaters" =All of her relationship choices while she was rejecting good men

escapadablur · 2020-09-09T03:27:55+00:00

Damn. Only the desperate of desperate of men would go for something like that! I'd only date or have sex with this female if I were paid a minimum of $500. I guess that makes me a shallow chauvinist.

Adam95x · 2020-09-09T03:32:38+00:00

Any women who posts her snapchat so openly has a 98.3% chance of being into hookups

2020-09-09T09:30:46+00:00

I would have stopped reading and swipe left after the word Sassy

Thortung · 2020-09-09T11:34:50+00:00

The sad thing is that you just know that there are thirsty enough dudes to give the line a tug.

2020-09-09T11:51:33+00:00

Thick she says smh.

2020-09-09T16:20:24+00:00

By her own admission she is a 'THICK' woman, yes one who didn't learn her lesson the first time and select a decent breeding partner is a bit thick isn't it? You'd have to be pretty thick to want to lay your wallet down for this fat bitch

KingAbdul13 · 2020-09-11T23:01:45+00:00

Lol “thick woman “ I think she spelt overweight wrong

2020-09-13T00:45:04+00:00

It's the one long run-on sentence for me.

Title	39 yr old Ox with a bun in the oven. NO LIERS OR BULLSHIT. Make me laugh. Entertain me.
Author	guynpdx
Upvotes	222
Comments	79
Date	September 8, 2020 7:33 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ip0ej7/39_yr_old_ox_with_a_bun_in_the_oven_no_liers_or/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/39-yr-old-ox-with-a-bun-in-the-oven-no-liers-or.231832 https://theredarchive.com/post/231832

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