25 Signs you are the kind of insufferable hamster people everywhere fucking hate.

zyk0s · 2014-12-16T21:30:40+00:00

Looking into the author, this goes beyond regular female solipsism, and falls squarely into narcissism and egomania. She's promoting her "book", which she sells for $4 on Amazon as a kindle ebook (anyone can publish something like that). It of course, has no reviews, but there is an enlightening 3 page sample. The title is "Conversations for Smart People", and the second section is another list, "10 Reasons Being Intelligent is Difficult". Watch out guys, this is a being of superior intellectual prowess who is obviously too good for this world.

themoor · Tue Dec 16 22:13:13 2014 UTC

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.....what will I do when I hit that wall?

Cats

Blame men

Double down

Read more Angelou

Go lesbian (and hamster I was this way all along...but patriarchy)

Cry into my green tea

Go work for Salon and write "man up" missives

Audition for The View

Cyralea · 2014-12-16T21:12:52+00:00

Typical female solipsism. Note how that's a fairly good list for what makes for an attractive man. She has no ability to understand that those things make her a lousy partner for high quality men.

You are not afraid to be alone because that is 1000 times better than getting less than what you deserve.

Well, that much is going for her at least.

[deleted] · 2014-12-16T21:37:22+00:00

Alternate title: "25 Signs You Are An Insufferable Bitch That Will Die Alone With Cats Shitting On Your Grave"

zyk0s · 2014-12-16T21:20:02+00:00

What we are witnessing here is the gender reversal of a neckbeard complaining how the world is cruel to them even though they are nice: a woman of low SMV (black, masculine face, extremely aggressive attitude) trying the convince the world her failures are due to the unkind world she lives in.

It's a particularly cruel kind of tragedy. The more a man is confident, the more successful he becomes, which feeds his confidence, but for a woman, the effect is opposite. In fact, the exhortations from feminists to double down on that attitude she must be receiving are really the analogue of calls for nice guys to be nicer. After all, equality means everyone should be equally miserable.

[deleted] · 2014-12-16T20:55:46+00:00

25 signs you're lonely as fuck. Jeez. Anything for them to feelz the feelz I guess.

[deleted] · 2014-12-17T04:31:38+00:00

For anyone that's interested, I re-worked this list and made a thread on the RPW sub.

Here's the thread.

:0)

NightwingTRP · 2014-12-16T22:12:11+00:00

What in the name all holy fucks is #10? I just knocked a whole bunch of shit off my desk from laughing so hard. It's like a whole new level of retardation and hamstering being rolled into an utterly meaningless selection of name drops. It doesn't even make sense.

EurasianAesthetics · 2014-12-17T00:43:42+00:00

Can confirm I know a woman like this and it is an absolute TURN OFF. It's hilarious though, she wants to be with a man so bad... she sleeps around desperate for someone alpha to settle with her, but is a feminist/misandrist bitter woman who is "all proud" and "doesn't need men". Hasn't had a bf in 6 years and she's 25 and 7/10 looks wise.

IVIaskerade · 2014-12-16T22:30:25+00:00

So she's rewording the "men are just intimidated by my experience" argument. It doesn't work, but I guess that actually coming up with new arguments (or just accepting the facts) is too much work.

scallopkid · 2014-12-17T00:12:34+00:00

Why is it so hard for modern women to embrace their femininity? Why do they insist on being like men?

copralalic · 2014-12-17T01:43:37+00:00

The bitch thusly described is totally un-dateable. Probably un-fuckable, too.

contrafagotto · 2014-12-17T12:16:29+00:00

Narcissistic personality disorder. Run for your life.

[deleted] · 2014-12-17T19:43:56+00:00

over-masculinized women attract overly-feminized men.

she gon' have a hard time finding that alpha male she wants

...unless she's hot.

haha, i love that women can profess all these expectations, but really, she just gon be pumped and dumped unless she's crazy hot. they really have nothing more to offer the world than their looks!

Grimpillmage · 2014-12-17T09:41:04+00:00

I think it is satire. Look at the author.

This was literally written by an independent, proud, black woman who don't need no man.

Title	25 Signs you are the kind of insufferable hamster people everywhere fucking hate.
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Date	December 16, 2014 7:56 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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