Q4WOMYN When you fantasize about having the cock you always wished you were born with, How large is it and what color does your imagination paint it to be?

TheGreasyPole · 2017-10-02T22:11:47+00:00

Slightly crazy and oddly specific shitpost. Reviewer detects OPs slightly sweaty and prurient interest in the comments.

Despite clear trans-porn wank bank potential overall decent quality shitpost. Use of aggressively insulting language, particularly in finale. Could lead to comment thread that attracts reviewers slightly sweaty and prurient interest.

6/10. Would bang after a few beers.

writingtoc · 2017-10-02T22:19:26+00:00

7.75 inches is perf. (big enough to make me feel a little, uh, impaled, because I like that shit on a deep psychological level, but not so big it's cartoonish or extremely painful). Also I like getting hit on the inside which some other women do too but most do not.
Pink (although tbh this doesn't matter very much it's just that I have a specific dick in mind as I answer these questions and it happens to be a white one)
Girth>length. It's the girth that truly gives the 'stretched/impaled' sensation.
Uncut. Again I feel that I'm in the minority here but uncut is def. superior to cut and I question the sexuality of any woman who prefers cut D. Also I like banging Brits which might have something to do with it.

Love8Death · 2017-10-02T22:31:44+00:00

I already have a dick, and if I fold it in half it's the same size as yours!

cinnamonchick · 2017-10-02T22:34:33+00:00

goatismycopilot · 2017-10-02T22:38:10+00:00

It is average in size but gets up in the morning to make coffee and feed the dog so I can sleep in a bit.

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pinkgoldrose · 2017-10-02T22:28:46+00:00

If I had one, I would have it surgically removed. Then, ironically, I would die of a bad UTI.

justhanging92 · 2017-10-03T00:56:37+00:00

True high-quality individuals prefer a cock of many colors.

RockinSocksII · 2017-10-02T23:09:35+00:00

2 and 1. Just like my boyfriend's. <3

Love8Death · 2017-10-02T23:57:45+00:00

Now this is a post-shitcore post

Drippyskippy · 2017-10-03T00:03:35+00:00

I think OP has a cock fetish. Probably fantasizes about a woman with big tits and a meaty cock pegging him.

TheChemist158 · 2017-10-03T01:41:23+00:00

When I have a dream where I'm a dude, my dick is small, somewhere between 4 and 5 inches. Not all that girthy either. It's pale, about the color of my belly if not a bit whiter.

If you rather be mutilated like a Jew or not and have that trunk snippedy snipped.

Oh, absolutely uncircumcised.

SnotNoodle · 2017-10-03T18:18:57+00:00

Can I order a decent, non-mutilated mocha latte light brown?

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