Girls! We all know you have a boyfriend. I know. Or you're married. Because women can't be single. It's science. They are like children and need a man to take care of them so they aren't lonely. Heres my point though:

I don't care if you have a fucking boyfriend. Pam had Roy. See where this is going? I'm like Jim.

Having a stupid boyfriend won't stop me from pursuing you. Unless that boyfriend is in the mob or cartel or something. Then I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. I mean if that's who you're with you made your own bed. Lay in it. Have a nice life.

However if you're with some average chump like Roy, then it's fair game and I will NOT stop trying.

Jim and Pam are why.