No oral shit test destroyed

Iupvoteforknowledge · 2015-04-29T05:13:46+00:00

I recently had a plate of six months claim she didn't want to blow me because I was fucking other girls and might catch something. That's a deal breaker for me I said and pulled my pants up. She ripped them off immediately and began deep throating me.

So much for that.

simkessy · 2015-04-29T03:44:38+00:00

Before theredpill, this girl I was seeing said she didnt like doing oral and stuff. I'm like "that's okay, we should do what you're comfortable with"... I thought I was being considerate/supportive/nice guy.... What a mistake.

krustytheclown2 · 2015-04-29T02:41:32+00:00

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evilkenevil · 2015-04-29T14:19:09+00:00

This is the girl that will refuse oral once the ring goes on.

oldredder · 2015-04-29T03:04:11+00:00

Deep down she knows her real value is what she will do for you, not what she can use as a lure to keep you around. Spit truth & be blunt, frame is your friend and she is your sex toy. Not your friend.

R_E_D_1 · 2015-04-29T14:19:55+00:00

Every girl on earth that has ever had any dealings with a man knows that we want our dick sucked. More importantly, she is more than willing to do it for a man she knows is alpha, even if she hates it. If she's not willing to give head you're either not being as alpha as you need to be for that chick or she's lazy.

Frankly, I won't even fuck a chick if she won't suck my dick first. I'm like Kendrick Lamar: This. Dick. Ain't. Freeeeeeeeeee.

letmeseeyourrealface · 2015-04-29T09:44:22+00:00

Had a similar experience with a ONS. I put my cock in front of her face and she didn't do anything, just ignoring it. So I said: "Suck it" and put it very close to her mouth. After 5 seconds she started sucking it like a queen. She was a lot more submissive after that. You just have to show the girl what you like. She will follow.

DoDraper · 2015-04-29T12:38:10+00:00

Last weekend, it was middle of a hot up and game my girlfriend said something like she's not in the mood of giving head or something like that in some.. So, I immediately stood up and told her she could go back to her place. And I walked into the kitchen.. there she chased me down into the kitchen, and gave me the most amazing throat fuck I ever had as if her life depends on it.

Ahh, woman with their little little games.

coffee_and_lumber · 2015-04-29T15:57:34+00:00

Before redpill, my wife didn't swallow. After redpill, she swallows while moaning like I just handed her a hundred thousand dollars.

SilentAlpha · 2015-04-29T13:46:09+00:00

The thing that should stand out here for all men is that while first refusing and stating she doesn't like oral....she then finally comes back with "Spitters are quiters"

Any girl who doesn't 'do' oral or claims to 'hate' oral never uses the line spitters are quitters.

dickinlipss · 2015-04-29T12:46:43+00:00

LTR fr: "Why are you mad at me?!""You don't give blowjobs. I jackoff because you don't satisfy me. Eventually that's not going to be enough"(Angrily gives blowjob because she 'has' to which is pretty hot)

Gives blowjob from then on happily as if she always wanted to.

shoestringgod · 2015-04-29T03:53:30+00:00

If you have a field report can you please relate it back to theory and why what you did worked? Much more helpful and full of substance as opposed to a quick summary of something that just happened to work.

Futdashukup · 2015-04-29T19:03:40+00:00

Swallowers are born, not made.

DrMungMung · 2015-05-05T21:47:52+00:00

I was dating a very strict catholic woman that flat out told me "I don't do oral.. slutty girls do that kind of thing"

"Only slutty girls enjoy pleasuring their man?.. .hmmm maybe I should find one!"

She went down.. and guess what?.. she loved doing it!

TheQuickAndTheRed · 2015-04-29T16:18:30+00:00

From my Blue Pill days; when I was in high-school (and College, but my College days were filled with depression into my awakening, so we skip that period) I was your standard D&D Nerd who had nothing going for him (outside of rich parents). But, I wasn't fully Blue Pill, I had my moments of Red. To spite being holocaust-skinny, more concerned with World of Warcraft's release date and my DnD Campaign (Living Eberron, for those wondering).

Yes somehow I managed to get a girlfriend. Not even like a 3-5/10. HB8 (She became a 6 by the time I ended it and is now a 4 from getting fat). We'll call her Goth Girl. My two, more "Alpha" friends were after her tail from day one. One of them was even her grade school friend. Oh no!

But in my mid-teens I landed that. I did the things you guys teach before they were taught and next thing I know; I've been dating Goth Girl for 2 months.

At about three months she starts saying she'll maybe never have sex or doesn't want sex. Doesn't want a dick in her mouth. Blah blah blah. I then used logical analysis on her hamster to basically talk her into it. As my High School LTR; this girl turned into a total freak from there. Because I kept applying frame where I could (my game was weak, but I had my moments.) and kept making her think about her seckual openness.

Coming back to the point; No Oral/No Anal shit-tests are all some of the better shit tests to your frame. They're hard to navigate, sure, but with solid frame and good presence you can be quite convincing.

BlaiseDB · 2015-04-29T16:34:56+00:00

That can come off two ways. One is that being in a relationship involves certain mutual self-sacrificing behavior whether it is driving the distance or swallowing dick. The other is the implied threat of never seeing her again unless she gets with the program.

My gf is pretty conservative. Left to her own devices it would be 5 minutes of missionary once a month. She gave me head once and then outright refused saying she didn't like it. She pulled other crap until I dumped her just before Christmas.

After a few months of me dating someone else she came to her senses, apologized, and there was much fellatio and irrumatio to be had. I still need to train her to either swallow or at least take a facial, but that is in the works.

Many years before TRP I was dating a girl who didn't like oral. A friend of mine who is pretty alpha but never a womanizer said straight out "That's it: if she won't give you head it's over."

robertpaulsontitties · 2015-04-29T12:59:49+00:00

I don't get it. Is "driving to her house" a euphemism for eating pussy? I never heard that one before.

2015-04-29T12:14:34+00:00

Can theredpill melt steel beams?

Sebaceous_Sebacious · 2015-04-29T09:33:43+00:00

I then casually say I don't like driving to her house either.

I think you just wrote this for me...

Title	No oral shit test destroyed
Author	TheSmellOfOnions
Upvotes	128
Comments	55
Date	April 29, 2015 1:36 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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