Delusional 46 year old (at best 2/10) has huge list of demands for her next victim

Old_snowboarder · 2020-10-23T16:56:31+00:00

You are not fabulous my dear, you are middle aged and fat. I wonder if going to the gym would count as one of the 'new experiences' she'd like to try?

iny_m · 2020-10-23T16:54:51+00:00

What the actual fuck goes through women’s head at 46 thinking they can demand lists like this...?

AurelianWay · 2020-10-23T17:04:06+00:00

Now I understand when people say "putting lipstick on a pig".

adriannmng · 2020-10-23T17:08:19+00:00

For sale 1974 truck with 200000 miles on it. Will only sell to movie star in good shape, needs to have an empty 10 car garage. Does not want to drive it. New owner must wash and polish it daily. Not allowed to drive other cars so be good with a lot of walking. Sacrificing for twice the sticker price of a new truck. Will respond to serious buyers only.

XxPegasusxX · 2020-10-23T17:49:19+00:00

Can somebody tell me what the fuck women mean when they demand a 'real man'?

AstroPixelCollector · 2020-10-23T17:11:58+00:00

Man just reading that I feel like I'm married to her already.

GayyFieri · 2020-10-23T19:42:23+00:00

The delusion of old women always astonishes me.

Fat and old and she starts out nagging.

Why do women nag on profiles? Do they think men find that attractive?

For that matter, why do they criticize men on profiles? Because men love a woman that just bitches constantly

adriannmng · 2020-10-23T16:57:37+00:00

Ah yes, she is fabulous. Fabulous at making laundry lists based on some Disney fantasy.

Tsnacker77 · 2020-10-23T21:56:35+00:00

I see this everyday. A FAT 40 something cow making demands.

The nerve.

waxmybigot · 2020-10-23T19:04:21+00:00

Her panties will be out the window for any guy better than a 6 with a muscle car, guaranteed.

rpool179 · 2020-10-23T18:19:31+00:00

🤢🤮

HaraldGHOW · 2020-10-23T19:31:21+00:00

I'm a grown woman.

Yeah, well, how do I put it - you've grown a bit too much.

2020-10-23T20:32:12+00:00

About 30% of women on Tinder look like they used Homer's make up gun and she's one of them.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-10-23T22:02:48+00:00

Anyone notice how the wall seems to be curving on the left side? .. me thinks there may be some photoshopping going on here.. looking for a real honest man while lying.. you can’t make this shit up!

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-10-23T17:51:11+00:00

What is the consensus opinion on what women mean when they list "REAL" (in all caps) as one of the criteria for the type of guy they want

I don't think it is literal (although women like this are prime targets for being catfished by a fake handsome soldier returning from deployment - I have read all about it)

I mean "Driven", "Secure" and "Independent" could all already be code for "Rich". Secure might mean self esteem wise but the other two definitely mean rich and successful

So what is "Real"?

kfree313 · 2020-10-23T19:50:25+00:00

They say they want an honest man until an honest man really runs into them then it’s “he’s too forward” “he’s too controllng” lmao .. let these bitches die off .. the most high is pickin em off one by one slowly but surely

smfuel87 · 2020-10-23T22:41:10+00:00

Your equal is a dumpster lady. Know your fucking place.

Rayzor_debiker · 2020-10-23T20:02:15+00:00

Title reads "at best 2/10".

You're really stretching it there, buddy.

I-am-the-lul · 2020-10-23T22:55:42+00:00

Drama Free Man

She will provide more drama than you could ever want.

wilk24 · 2020-10-23T20:16:06+00:00

Nah I don’t think she’s bad looking, but what’s with the capitalization of all the first letters in the words? At age 46.

AlextheHun24 · 2020-10-23T20:24:40+00:00

She looks like she got hit by the ugly train and launched toward The Wall™ at 100 mph. She doesn't look fantastic.

x-typo · 2020-10-23T19:34:57+00:00

A 46 years woman saying “New Experiences”

Wut...

3HardWay · 2020-10-23T20:30:25+00:00

I was totally on board, but unfortunately the ability to type words without capitalizing the first letter of every word is on my list of deal breakers.

IOW my brain just shot itself in the face looking at her bio, but it was still a bit better than the picture....

Cybernetic_Phantom · 2020-10-23T21:02:27+00:00

😂 more like fabulous goblin

Ok-Collection-8948 · 2020-10-24T01:30:37+00:00

That’s a dude

teh_pope82 · 2020-10-24T03:11:44+00:00

She is shaped like a Minecraft character

2020-10-24T15:24:11+00:00

looks like her mom got knocked up by the Joker.

Alturius · 2020-10-23T21:50:08+00:00

LMAO. Is this a genuine profile? She demands every quality from a man that she lacks herself.

No doubt the "great sense of humor" that she expects in a man, is the same sense of humour as guys likes like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, etc.

Martellus732 · 2020-10-23T22:07:00+00:00

Well, I guess it's true, black does make you look less fat.

CoffeeToby · 2020-10-23T22:59:38+00:00

Idk how they grow them I psychotic. She has lost her mind.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2020-10-23T23:27:55+00:00

i never knew jello could take human form

ugh

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2020-10-24T03:44:47+00:00

Somebody has spent too much time at the Macy’s makeup counter.

atmus11 · 2020-10-24T06:10:27+00:00

Built like a LG refrigerator

SocialAssassin4Hire · 2020-10-24T08:23:57+00:00

That’s a man baby!

NosniboR_Tommy · 2020-10-24T13:44:40+00:00

'Looking for my equal to share new experiences'... okay go find some obese people at slimming world and take them on a day trip to an all you can eat buffet!

Nerdialismo · 2020-10-24T18:38:23+00:00

Holy shit that's a lot of demands for an almost half century year old woman, how can you be this delusional at such old age?

Nerdialismo · 2020-10-24T18:39:13+00:00

Holy shit that's a lot of demands for an almost half century year old woman, how can you be this delusional at such old age?

happychickenpalace · 2020-10-25T01:43:18+00:00

I find this to be a rather startling observation. The uglier and/or older a woman is, the more men seek to have casual sex with her. It's the complete opposite to a man, that if he is good looking women want to hook up and 'not want anything serious', adding him to their stable of booty call FWBs while they put off marriage or even monogamous relationships as long as possible.

YeahIJerkOffSoWhat · 2020-10-25T18:06:47+00:00

Built like a fucking Free Safety.

nice_n_sleazy · 2020-10-26T21:31:43+00:00

Shes really grown - in all directions

nwfdood · 2020-10-27T22:01:11+00:00

Kinda looks like a linebacker to me.

ApprehensiveSupport6 · 2020-10-28T10:54:30+00:00

Shieeeet looking like a Chris Farley persona

Title	Delusional 46 year old (at best 2/10) has huge list of demands for her next victim
Author	Lord_Hatertroll
Upvotes	169
Comments	84
Date	October 23, 2020 4:52 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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