22 years old and she's already "tired of playing games." 2 kids. This one got started early.

ManateeGag · 2019-12-20T00:08:12+00:00

"Not looking for sex" - she should have had that policy 2 kids ago.

busterbrown78 · 2019-12-20T00:07:10+00:00

She's certainly had enough money to put a shit ton of Botox in her lips.

ElGeneralissimoJefe · 2019-12-20T00:11:51+00:00

I wonder if they’ll ever figure out that saying something like I can get sex anytime/anywhere doesn’t reflect as well on them as they think it does.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-20T00:19:05+00:00

The thing about a skank; it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until it bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

edit: source

LOL, it's even better, and fitting, with the extra dialogue Robert Shaw adds.

2019-12-20T01:05:51+00:00

She can "literally get sex anywhere" but can't take care of her 2 kids on her own. It only took 2 18+ year fuck ups for her to stop having sex with strangers

'Bisexual Woman' - great way to raise 2 kids ya damn fuck up

DangZagnut · 2019-12-20T00:07:45+00:00

Anyone care if she’s 5’3”? Anyone? Apparently we’re supposed to give a rats ass about that.

Not looking for sex? Well cupcake, I feel a whore should get paid, but I don’t believe in paying for no whore neither, if you know what I mean.

Good luck, because I’m only lookin’ for a whore little lady, if you think you just get paid for nothin’, why are you on a whore site?

IoSonCalaf · 2019-12-20T00:42:04+00:00

Something looks off about her face. Bad Plastic surgery?

harharry · 2019-12-20T01:18:17+00:00

Those dead eyes.

“I can’t believe I have to talk to these people on tinder. I don’t even want to sleep with any of them.”

Nothing says spoiled woman more than this. She’s going to be single for a very long time.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-20T01:39:21+00:00

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RRFdev · 2019-12-20T04:13:42+00:00

Yet another fatty midget who has been ridden around like a town bicycle.

"If I wanted just that I can get it anywhere."

Facepalm. When has it ever been pleasing to say this on your profile? Slut.

plainnsimpleforever · 2019-12-20T00:54:28+00:00

"Tired of playing games". Written as though she was an innocent victim of previous 'games'.

Yung_Elon · 2019-12-20T00:29:39+00:00

Jesus christ those lips are horrifying lol

RussellZiske · 2019-12-20T02:44:38+00:00

Does anyone else get annoyed when some dope stretches out a silent letter (timeeeeere)?

AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-12-20T03:28:56+00:00

Of course she's fucking "bisexual" I don't know why but pretty much half of all females today are either bisexual or bicurious. I don't know what happened or where it came from.

2019-12-20T02:16:43+00:00

Imagine already being washed up and tainted at the age of 22.

mblazin1532 · 2019-12-20T01:59:27+00:00

Her face looks like one of those cheap ass blow up dolls that you buy at the shady back alley porn shop.

Battl3Dancer1277 · 2019-12-20T01:28:47+00:00

WTF is up with her face?

Bad plastic surgery?!?!?

No joke. No insult. Just an Honest question.

Cristoff13 · 2019-12-20T06:04:50+00:00

Women should stop putting things like "no hookups" "not looking for sex early on" etc. in their profiles. Its pointless. The sort of guys who try for sex on the first date are going to ignore it.

We've seen enough profiles here with girls who type "no hookups!" - while their pic is them reclining on their bed in a bikini - to see that many women aren't sincere with these statements anyhow. That what they often mean is "no sex unless you're hot".

mgsgamer1 · 2019-12-20T04:12:51+00:00

Timeee=timey?

Same as OMGGGGGG=Oh my God God God God God God?

quercusp · 2019-12-20T09:04:01+00:00

SEX if I wanted just that I can get it anywhere

What an illuminating finding! Did anyone here know that before? BTW her two children are proof of it.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-20T02:37:09+00:00

What is this? A goblin?

loneliness-inc · 2019-12-20T05:37:20+00:00

If I close my eyes and open them again, switch to the next profile rinse and repeat, they're all saying the same damn thing.

TheKingGoliath · 2019-12-20T05:57:02+00:00

I’m tired of hearing about how “millennials aren’t having kids,” “there’s a decline of children being born,” when I can load tinder/bumble and find countless single mothers with multiple children.

Thetrvler · 2019-12-20T09:36:26+00:00

Trust me, if a woman must create a dating app profile, she is officially fucked up. Women here are the equivalent of being in the junkyard. There is a reason nobody around her is buying her....

DepressedDragonBorn · 2019-12-20T03:29:33+00:00

her smile, eyebrows, eye lashes, cheeks, and chin scare me

Natuasi · 2019-12-20T03:59:37+00:00

That frog leap between looking for friends or something more serious always makes me laugh. Like really? We can see right through this bullshit.

truthbomb999 · 2019-12-20T04:42:47+00:00

Friends...on a hookup app? GTFO.

2019-12-20T05:16:38+00:00

“Looking for friends” why tf are you on tinder then?

Ilkerko · 2019-12-20T07:16:30+00:00

ofc she is bisexual

ratking669 · 2019-12-20T09:53:51+00:00

"If I wanted I could get it anywhere lol" absolute whore. That's why she's a single mom at 22.

Sucks that some poor simp will actually pick up this used fleshlight.

crankyblanky · 2019-12-20T12:12:57+00:00

She can find sex anywhere guys

Friends? Not even an app can help with that

Eloquenttongues · 2019-12-20T02:24:20+00:00

I literally flinched when I saw her. Terrifying lmao

usury-name · 2019-12-20T08:34:01+00:00

El Ogro de las Americas

CaptainjustusIII · 2019-12-20T09:46:38+00:00

Of course she is bisexual

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-12-20T10:43:33+00:00

Those lips have seen some things.

Bobolink911 · 2019-12-20T11:40:20+00:00

I love how these hoes stop the sex while LOOKING for a relationship lmao... like bruh, that's not how this works at all!

urbana1 · 2019-12-20T12:13:47+00:00

Only the simpiest of simps would sign up for a no sex one sided ‘relationship’ where he has to throw money and a stable life at a thot and her kids whilst she contributes nothing except being a leech and getting fucked by Chad behind his back.

BarbarianInvasions · 2019-12-20T13:14:03+00:00

Yuck! Unsettling sentence about getting sex anywhere she wants...22 years old and already used up. Pathetic.

BlackMesaIncident · 2019-12-20T14:00:39+00:00

We really need a scoring system for these hoes.

"My kids/son/daughter is/are my world" "Looking for something REAL" "NO HOOKUPS 🙅‍♀️" "Ask about my premium snapchat" "Tired of the games"

suicidemeteor · 2019-12-20T14:04:41+00:00

She looks like she's wearing a mask...

2019-12-20T02:18:11+00:00

Somebody tell her she needs to crawl back inside the TV.

RockyGordinJr · 2019-12-20T04:57:11+00:00

Is that Latoya Jackson?

Scourmont · 2019-12-20T09:39:50+00:00

And here we have a specimen exhibiting the 1000 cock stare...

NeverTrustAVaJayJay · 2019-12-20T14:50:11+00:00

“Not looking for sex” Well not with that face ur not xD

Bitch looks like an after shot from a fire in a wax museum!

IntellegoTheTrue1 · 2019-12-20T14:52:46+00:00

She looks old, washed up and used already.

FreedomFromIgnorance · 2019-12-20T16:28:28+00:00

The 5’3” isn’t nearly as relevant as how many pounds we’re talking. Despite her heavy filter use she’s clearly a whale.

californiawaves23 · 2019-12-20T06:12:49+00:00

Hate crazy is she is good looking enough and will have dudes swiping right fast

2019-12-20T13:15:56+00:00

She/it looks like Michael Jackson. Hee hee! Cha-mon! Oooooohhhhh!

SamsAdvice · 2019-12-20T15:23:33+00:00

"I'm actually looking for friends" = I'm looking to friendzone you.

loner589 · 2019-12-20T17:41:25+00:00

22? More like 32 trying to lopl 10 years younger.

Tailtappin · 2019-12-20T18:21:48+00:00

Why do these idiots always write "timeeeeee"? Can they not spell at all? IF they had the brainpower to figure this out, what they're saying is "time meeeeeeeeeeeee". I know what they're trying to say but obviously you wouldn't add extra 'e's, you'd add extra 'i's.

SuperGoxxer · 2019-12-20T21:27:57+00:00

OH god what the eff is going on with that chin. And the eyes? This photo just pushes me into the uncanny valley and I find it disturbing. Did she have facial surgery of any kind? There's just something off about all of it.

And fuck me if she doesn't have the hive-mind "bisexual" in the profile. Women just copy other profiles, its the only explanation for this bullshit.

Two kids by 22 means she got knocked up at 17 or so, assuming a slight gap for the second one. Hell no -- she's looking for someone to sink her hooks into.

Run.

Jarin01 · 2019-12-21T03:12:13+00:00

With a face like that the only thing she is fit for is giving blowjobs at a truck stop.

MattyK414 · 2019-12-21T05:29:41+00:00

2 kids would certainly waste my time.

applepiebreadpudding · 2019-12-21T17:38:38+00:00

22

why does she look like one of those past-50 facial surgery addicts?

SylvestorTalone · 2019-12-21T20:07:26+00:00

She's 22, why does she look like a weird plastic surgery monster along the lines of Michael jackson?

SirKolbath · 2019-12-21T23:15:54+00:00

If I wanted sex I could get that anywhere

If I wanted to donate to support two random kids I can do that through the Red Cross.

TheUser421 · 2019-12-22T09:50:36+00:00

Is it just me or are they starting earlier and earlier? I know a few HS classmates who already have kids, blew up and or are single mothers.

archevis · 2019-12-22T22:05:31+00:00

My oh my... is this our first actual case of the million cocks stare?

asdf333aza · 2019-12-23T07:14:02+00:00

😂 " Chad and/or DeQuan pumped and dumped me with 2 kids so now, i'm tired of games. I need a simp to come raise these other man's kids"

asdf333aza · 2019-12-23T07:17:29+00:00

Cashier. Single mom of 2. Looking kinda fat. You know she's going places in life. Better pick this one up quick guys before it's gone. 🙄

The_Mole_Dizzle · 2020-02-02T01:42:19+00:00

reptile face

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-20T13:06:17+00:00

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Title	22 years old and she's already "tired of playing games." 2 kids. This one got started early.
Author	foxape
Upvotes	475
Comments	138
Date	December 20, 2019 12:04 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ed1vmu/22_years_old_and_shes_already_tired_of_playing/
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