Imagine referring to your own child as “baggage”

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-28T21:28:18+00:00

Okay, stupid rant aside, what's really wrong with her attitude that's so repugnant to men?

Answer: she feels like she's amazing despite her emotional baggage, blown out pussy, saggy boobs and crotch goblins.

The reason she feels so amazing despite all the facts to the contrary is because Women are human beings and men are human doings

Too bad for her though, her bumpy past left some physical and emotional damage on her and that reduces her SMV as well as her RMV. Too bad for her that men don't want extra responsibility for less benefits. Too bad, so sad, whiny bitch.

Docbear64 · 2019-08-28T21:16:45+00:00

If you're so amazing then why'd your baby daddy fuck you and ditch you with a kid ?

Simononhisway · 2019-08-28T21:27:21+00:00

My laundry will be done. My house will be clean. I get a meal ready at 8 pm. But for what price? Paying for her needs. Paying for the chad baby needs. Paying the house. Paying for everything. While Chad got her for free!

And I want to add that I can even do my laundry on my own. I can clean my house on my own. I can cook a meal when I need one. So what is actually her value??? 🤔

Who would give 100% to get 0% + a Chad baby ? 🤣

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-08-28T21:34:15+00:00

My laundry is done, my house is clean, my bills are paid, my car is washed, the lawn is cut, my bed is made, and I have a meal before 8 every night. So what is it that you are offering? I've already got that shit covered.

Her only talent is being a splooooge receptacle and a crotch fruit incubator.

I will pass. Thanks but no thanks.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-08-28T21:28:56+00:00

She's the type of woman who looks down her nose at nice guys and makes fun of men who can't understand why women won't give them a chance..

And, now she's discovered irony but it wholly unaware. Women: redefining stupid every day.

Also, frozen food shoved in the oven and put on a plate doesn't count as dinner served.

originaldutchcow · 2019-08-28T22:59:32+00:00

21 years old and your life is already fucked up. The cuck who is going to pick her up is going to be devastated when she is going to rediscover herself in her mid 30s once the child is old enough. Gotta catch a ride on the caroussel one more time before it closes.

I was sitting at the dentist the other day in the waiting room. Next to me was a young woman i estimate to be around 18 years old with a betacuck next to her.

She told him how 2 female friends of her got pregnant by a random chad at the same time. I laughed and said 'oh boy, are they in for a long miserable ride. Chad thundercock does not give a shit, he will abandon them and inseminate hundreds more, no child support or alimony'

She looked at me like a deer in headlights and then laughed. It wasnt a joke.

DangZagnut · 2019-08-28T21:44:04+00:00

“In her defense” she’s referring to single mothers being dismissed as having baggage, ie, children. Not her saying that. But guys saying that about single mothers.

Because they are “baggage” for dating purposes. They just hate the phrase, much like they hate the words “responsibility” or “accountability”.

EmiNVS · 2019-08-28T21:20:47+00:00

She used "baggage" because some people usually refer to kids of past relationships like that, for that reason she said after "also known as our children who we love".

It's like comparing the way someone sees something and the way you see it.

For example: "I like hentai, "virgin's porn" for a lot of you, graphic sexual novels for me"

I may be wrong, don't know if english works like that, but these kind of expressions are pretty common when you speak Spanish.

harharry · 2019-08-28T21:55:30+00:00

What a stupid lady. One that chased feels and now can’t find a guy to invest in her because she couldn’t keep her legs closed.

Let her be a sad, lonely bitch.

paint1218 · 2019-08-28T22:46:34+00:00

I need my meals by 7....this will never work.

GrimTracer · 2019-08-28T22:47:01+00:00

Imagine a cracker bitch using the word: "niggas".

ShylockSimmonz · 2019-08-28T22:55:25+00:00

Well at least she's honest about having no talents.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-08-29T02:40:21+00:00

If only she had mentioned that my dick gets sucked by 10 every night I could have been down.

evenmoremeancomments · 2019-08-28T22:14:48+00:00

Only one meal? What am I, on a diet?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-08-28T21:59:37+00:00

Baggage......sorry but I don't carry other men's luggage.

FreedomFromIgnorance · 2019-08-29T01:09:40+00:00

She forgets that I’ll never have any peace or quiet in my own home because her noisy brat can’t STFU. No thanks, I’ll cook and clean for myself.

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-08-28T23:09:53+00:00

What about breakfast and lunch you lazy ass? And wash your mouth with soap. So low class.

Also I always swipe right when they insult me, really gets my cuck juices flowing. /s

[deleted] · 2019-08-28T23:21:32+00:00

I am the prick she's referring to.

It feels awesome, by the way.

SilverGryphon · 2019-08-29T04:58:57+00:00

Sorry miss, while I fully agree with allowing women to bang who they want, I also believe that you should endure the consequences of your actions. As a non-father I have no obligation of being a provider. Your body your choice, my wallet my choice. That is the way it is.

hatefulreason · 2019-08-29T07:55:02+00:00

suddenly they learn to cook and it's not oppressive anymore

macdaddy0800 · 2019-08-29T09:18:06+00:00

I'll get my food delivered at 8pm and visit the brothel at 930pm...Feminism commoditised the Vagina, before that women were sacred..

rahmoune7 · 2019-08-29T00:11:48+00:00

And you will be divorce raped in about 2 to 3 years , yay date me niggas

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2019-08-29T00:45:52+00:00

I don't know if I'm out of touch or what, but the most troublesome piece of her pitch is the 8pm diner. Who tf eats at 8pm?? Maybe on a weekend when you're out, or camping or something. But not on a Tuesday. No ma'am. I'm winding down getting ready for bed by then. Shit.

reinaldo866 · 2019-08-29T00:48:53+00:00

White women using ghetto talk "Yall some lame ass niggas", I'm surprise the kid isn't black

lemongrooved · 2019-08-29T05:36:07+00:00

She’s trying to shame guys who imply that her kid is baggage (albeit by beating them to punch and doing it for them.) and virtue signal that she’s an A1 greAt mom who kicked those losers to the curb. (Also fishing for compliments with the sigh my sad rant is over... :( and performativly humble bragging... “did I mention I do wifey shit?”)

She’s waiting for the white knight to swoop in and say “aw that guy was such a jerk“ and be swindled by her sad bio and try to reel him in hook line and sinker

Its nothing more than strategy. Maybe in the past she played up the masculine, down for whatever one of the guys party chick thing, and had a very different kind of selling point in her bio, but has adapted. We all frame our shit in the best light, its on everyone to vet

laptopdragon · 2019-08-29T01:33:27+00:00

I have all those things without her.

plus no crying, tantrums, and other problems that come with a woman.

BauranGaruda · 2019-08-29T02:44:43+00:00

Damn almost had me, I prefer dinner at 6. Welp, I’ll carry on searching I suppose!

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-08-29T03:30:48+00:00

Okay, I am late to the game, but I will give this one a shot.

Good Evening** Ms. Baggage Pants.** I sense you have something on your mind. Let's have it.

Yall some lame ass niggas

Woah WOAH! Slow down. Damn woman! Put the kid down and back away from the Gin bottle. I mean I did say "let's have it" but let's back up.

Why are you so pissed off?

not giving amazing chicks chances

Well. We give amazing chicks chances all day. What are you on about woman?

because they have "baggage"

Oh. You're one of THOSE.

aka Our Children.

I would not have put it that way. Wait. Hold on. Yeah. Nope. I would never say that about my babies. But glad you are open about your disdain for your own progeny.

who we love

Good on you for putting that in as an afterthought too. Believe it or not, you are not the first woman I have roasted for doing that exact thing. Yeah. It's that common among your sort.

What else is on your mind?

Okay. My pathetic rant is over.

Was this an attempt to attract men on a dating website, or did you think you were writing a piece for Thought Catalog or Cosmo or some shit?

Moving on. What do you bring to the table. What do you have to offer in a relationship?

I have no talents.

Yeah. We sorta figured that out already Baggy Pants.

Do you have anything at all to bring to a relationship? ANYTHING? (Hint. This is your chance to shine. You can say things like "** I love video games" or "I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" or "My ass is hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire**"

Just put something out there we can believe in Baggies!

You got this! GO!

Your laundry will be done

Okay. Well we already have that covered. Read the comments here.

What else?

Your house will be clean

Well. Hmmm. How do I break this to you. We sorta have that already figured out too. Our houses are all clean as FUCK.

Besides, I said something we can BELIEVE in. Not something you will do for two weeks and then complain about incessantly ever after.

You'll have a meal at 8 every day.

Is that only one meal a day? Whatever. Well. About that. See, we have things near us they call "Diners and Restaurants" They also have this cool thing all the kids are talking about called "Uber Eats". There are about 20-30 restaurants near me that deliver. So, while we appreciate your offer of one meal at 8:00 (morning, night?) we kinda have that all taken care of.

What we want is a debt free virgin with no kids. At a BARE FUCKING MINIMUM. And you do not even meet the bare minimum requirements of a reasonable BASIC romantic relationship.

I think it is YOU who is the "lame ass nigga" here Ms Baggage Ass.

Balefirez · 2019-08-29T04:09:32+00:00

Sounds almost like borderline personality disorder: “I hate you! Don’t leave me!” Who wouldn’t want this prize?

[deleted] · 2019-08-29T09:18:47+00:00

You can bet your ass these same women preach independence but as soon as they put themselves in a shitty situation all of the sudden they need a man to hold everything together.

SelectAirline · 2019-08-29T12:29:52+00:00

I see several good reasons to hire her as my maid, but none as to why she'd be worth a relationship.

ThouWontThrowaway · 2019-08-29T15:26:14+00:00

Women don't understand why their children are baggage because of one simple yet remarkable reason: They believe their SMV is intrinsic. The attention & benefits they receive from men and society had occurred since before they could remember. So much so that they become habituated to believe overwhelming affection and adoration is normal. But it's not normal. You're just a hot person who isn't ugly yet.

Their crotch goblin becomes one of the first indicators of their cognitive dissonance; that their perspective is incongruent with their social reality. They only realize the gravity of their mistake when it's too late. Like a kid who takes out student loans and thinks the money is free and they'll have to pay it back someday. In the magical, hypothetical future that will never exist.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-08-29T12:47:14+00:00

Y'all some lame ass bitches for not giving amazing dudes chances, because they have "baggage", also known as ex wives, jobs, and bills, you know, shit we need to survive; cunt

BukakiTsunami · 2019-08-29T21:07:21+00:00

I bet when she was out hoeing the clubs, partying and living it up, laying on her back for whatever Chad got her moist at that particular moment; she never in a million years would've thought that one day she'd be alone with a child, and would have to resort to begging a stranger on a hookup app to exchange her services as a maid for the financial stability a responsible male would provide.

BukakiTsunami · 2019-08-29T21:51:41+00:00

If I was inclined to "give this amazing chick a chance"

I'm not sure if I'm comfortable knowing that the future mother of my children puts pictures of her child on a hookup app. Just another bad choice in a long line of bad choices for this one.

SylvestorTalone · 2019-08-28T23:58:56+00:00

Laundry, a clean house, and a meal ready at 8? I bet you don't even get that to be honest.

Even the teaser rate is shit.

Lis456 · 2019-08-29T04:18:31+00:00

Advertising herself as a stay at home mom before the first date XD

BukakiTsunami · 2019-08-29T20:37:02+00:00

I wonder if she'd be willing to do a 1 year test run where she can move in for 1 year (or less if she fails):

Every day I will judge her on

How well the meal is
How clean the house is
How much laundry is in the hamper

AND

I expect her to be ready for sex whenever I demand it. If she fails she's out. It's back to her parents house.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-08-29T21:38:10+00:00

Nice try at negging, ho 👌🏻

meerita · 2019-08-29T22:09:45+00:00

I can pay a señora cheaper for having my laundry and house clean. I can order delivery or cook by myself. You're and your "bagage" are 100% useless to me.

galacticakagi · 2019-08-30T02:14:46+00:00

She didn’t refer to her kid as baggage. Other people did.

playitagainzak_ · 2019-08-30T06:54:44+00:00

She's a garbage person, but the title is misleading. She put 'baggage' in quotes in reference to what men who reject her see her kid as.

I was expecting someone unironically calling her kids baggage.

ofthewhite · 2019-08-31T15:58:02+00:00

8 is way too late for dinner.

GamingYourMom · 2019-09-01T05:26:07+00:00

I'll take care of myself. Nice try tho.

aad7990 · 2019-09-02T19:52:29+00:00

Bitch I eat at six...

Castlehill650 · 2019-09-04T02:05:27+00:00

You know, at least she actually brings something to the table for once (cooking/cleaning/laundry) instead of attempting to guilt trip dudes she doesn’t even know because of mistakes she makes.

Oh wait..

DisappointingSnugg · 2019-09-13T22:31:59+00:00

Definitely pathetic

Galaxy_Photography · 2019-10-08T17:55:13+00:00

Are you that dumb that you don't realize the baggage part is in quotations for a reason? She's paraphrasing someone's negative words.

MyAries · 2019-08-29T02:58:41+00:00

Damn that second half sounds good though

rextokyo · 2019-08-29T07:54:07+00:00

In her defense at least she's disclosing up front lol

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