I'm not a whore so no sucking/fucking on first meet...

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-07-15T03:28:42+00:00

Maybe if she sucked more, she would have less kids. So we have half redneck ( Y'all) Half UK/Aussie ( Root) and full baby factory. It looks like it's 5 oclock to get the fuck out of here.

8? It's a vagina, not a clown car.

Edit. Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

attongirdeaux · 2019-07-15T05:08:22+00:00

37 and 8 kids. wtf this isnt the dark ages.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-07-15T03:29:32+00:00

She's going to make you an offer, you can't refuse.

When you wake up next to her you may wish it was a horses head.

Trashpanduuuh · 2019-07-15T03:48:23+00:00

Jesus Christ,8 kids?!

Westernhagen · 2019-07-15T03:33:02+00:00

The shadow from the hat is only partially hiding the nuclear meltdown that is her face.

Autisticus · 2019-07-15T04:02:40+00:00

That is not 37

RedStellaSafford · 2019-07-15T05:42:24+00:00

The poor grammar in this made my cerebral lobes explode.

_ImS_ · 2019-07-15T04:38:32+00:00

Her: i am no whore!

Also her: has been cum in on 8 seperate occasions.

IncitingDramah · 2019-07-15T04:31:11+00:00

Starting her own baseball team yall, need someone to man up and finance this endeavor!

Overkillengine · 2019-07-15T04:32:19+00:00

"But any standards that I bloviate about will of course be immediately thrown out the window in favor of a suck and fuck fest if you are hawt and Chadly enough. I didn't get 8 kids as as single mom by being chaste and disciplined after all."

suckmyfuck91 · 2019-07-15T08:09:51+00:00

Tipical italian american who thinks she's cool using italian words here and there when she can't even speak the Language. ANYWAY she looks more 57 than 37

KhajiitFL · 2019-07-15T05:43:51+00:00

No fucking on the first date? Could have fooled me with those 8 different baby daddies.

toysjoe · 2019-07-15T06:39:51+00:00

You think she would’ve learned her lesson the first 7 times.

AS1776 · 2019-07-15T08:03:08+00:00

No one night stand

Which translate into:

Will accept one night stand but I also can’t say that preemptively and still respect myself.

Fhaze1117 · 2019-07-15T03:49:41+00:00

Well she's right though. She'll be phone fucking and sucking you before y'all meet- phone sex. Then 100% fucking and sucking when y'all meet in person for the first time. Gotta love her honesty...along with her 8 kids. 🤷🏻‍♂️

houseoftolstoy · 2019-07-15T12:22:01+00:00

don't expect a fuck or suck first meet lol

That language is a bad sign. Not necessarily the swearing, but the vernacular that indicates a loose attitude regarding sex. She does not say it, but I would bet that those 8 kids have multiple fathers.

Bruchibre · 2019-07-15T06:59:43+00:00

37? I would have said 47.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-07-15T10:24:35+00:00

"Don't expect a suck and fuck on the first meet."

She'll definitely be doing both as long as you're hot enough and show her absolutely no interest. Source: She is 90% of women on OLD.

mogorgetmogged247 · 2019-07-15T13:47:54+00:00

Italian Americans are such cringe

SpectrumPulse · 2019-07-15T05:15:49+00:00

suck fuck

Sneed!?

MarkBoabaca · 2019-07-15T07:55:55+00:00

The dyed and fried hair looks like a desperate attempt to remake herself for the 100th time. Wrinkles around her cheeks and mouth give me the impression of a woman in her 50s. Either that or the elastin is worn out from being stretched mercilessly. What would cause that type of stretching? Certainly not oral sex since she's not that type of girl. It's a mystery.

meerita · 2019-07-15T09:12:38+00:00

8 kids. OMG. Financially ruined in the first month.

RedPilledLife · 2019-07-15T10:15:10+00:00

No thanks, i rather be sleeping with the 🐟🐟

crassrecords · 2019-07-15T11:43:25+00:00

>8 kids, different fathers.

>Not a whore.

Pick one.

fyrmwyrmsherm · 2019-07-15T12:08:30+00:00

I bet those are some sad worn out tits.

Gordon-G · 2019-07-15T06:23:42+00:00

What a mess

all4reddit · 2019-07-15T08:26:17+00:00

Holy shit. 8 kids.

You know you'll end up #10 on the ranking, after the kids and the incontinence pads.

MuayThaiYogi · 2019-07-15T10:15:24+00:00

I suppose she got 8 children by NOT fucking or sucking dick on the first date. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! These whores are amazing with their philosophy. I mean, this makes all the sense.

DatingTank · 2019-07-15T10:31:37+00:00

Eight (8) (!)

OldFashionMarine · 2019-07-15T10:35:49+00:00

Let me know if one of you guys want her.......I'll sell you a bus to cart her and the kids around in. Lol

beenthere789 · 2019-07-15T11:07:42+00:00

Well, hopefully the kids are musically inclined. I guess she can go into show business with her own home made Partridge family. Other than getting a beta after spitting them out like a pez dispenser, might as well make them work for their food.

[deleted] · 2019-07-15T12:01:51+00:00

Eight?! Man she must have ridden that carousel until it broke down!

ransay3277 · 2019-07-15T13:10:50+00:00

8 freakin kids???? I like my cigar lady, but I take it out once in a while.

WarrenGFarting · 2019-07-15T14:30:58+00:00

I feel like if someone were to look in her vagina they would see that yodeling kid from Walmart on a mountain

white_shadow131 · 2019-07-15T15:18:33+00:00

Damn terrone, making Italy look bad

washingtonpanther · 2019-07-15T16:22:11+00:00

"not a whore" "has 8 kids"

One of these is not like the other.

D49A · 2019-07-15T20:40:34+00:00

She’s not Italian because In Italian we say: madre italiana, not italiano mamma

ChuckFinley357 · 2019-07-15T08:46:55+00:00

Just hold out until the second date. Although after 8 fucking kids, I don't think it's worth it. Could probably drive a semi-truck through that.

Ipride362 · 2019-07-15T10:28:39+00:00

Try punctuation

phoneticau · 2019-07-15T10:28:47+00:00

otto bastardo bambinis vaffanculo puttana, translate eight bastard children go fuck yourself whore

_do_not_read_this_ · 2019-07-15T11:26:05+00:00

"Don't expect a fuck or suck first meet:

"Mamma of 8 beautiful babies"

Shit she'd probably get pregnant just sucking on it. Pass.

ruifaf · 2019-07-15T11:36:47+00:00

"but if you arrive in your Lamborghini I only date you when I'm ovulating"

Krampus1313 · 2019-07-15T12:35:43+00:00

lol she is jersey shore guido.... I'm married to a Siciliana born and raised this hoe doesn't even know the difference.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-07-15T14:07:31+00:00

8 kids? Yeah I expect a fuck and suck on the first date.

KoopaKlaw · 2019-07-15T14:23:58+00:00

Not anymore.

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2019-07-15T14:44:08+00:00

8 kids? Be as well opening the window and fucking the night. It'll feel the same.

distructron · 2019-07-15T14:54:38+00:00

Nope. That loose facial skin tells me she’s not 37 but actually somewhere in her mid to late 40s.

TheNoncaringMurse · 2019-07-15T16:05:12+00:00

what about on the second meet?

FutureSquall · 2019-07-15T16:18:30+00:00

Another baby factory looking for a “real” man to clean up after her and be an ATM.

I_hate_roastbeef · 2019-07-15T16:33:04+00:00

8 womb filth=roast beef flaps of Dumbo ear proportions.

KazarakOfKar · 2019-07-15T17:26:38+00:00

That is a hell of a hard 37.

AncapGhxst · 2019-07-15T18:41:58+00:00

Yeah she'll definitely do it if buy her a drink.

Lord_Teapot · 2019-07-15T21:13:20+00:00

cleavage in the pic, 8 kids, and she wont even put out, hard pass.

jacketguy · 2019-07-15T22:27:46+00:00

telegraphing their own whoredom as always

locomotronn · 2019-07-16T20:28:40+00:00

She types like a trashy hooker

[deleted] · 2019-07-17T17:14:16+00:00

Just 8 kids? That's not that bad...

SanaderDid911 · 2019-07-17T17:58:36+00:00

Imagine finding ur mom on some shit like this...

InfiniteStream · 2019-07-17T18:08:04+00:00

 8 pieces, half calabrese and half siciliano

Are you a Pizza?

mushrim · 2019-07-17T19:05:07+00:00

Sounds like the type who'd totally suck and fuck first meet if you pushed it enough

SamsAdvice · 2019-07-17T20:47:51+00:00

"Hey y'all" and "Italiano" contradiction. She's really throwing down the Italian to seem exotic, but she sounds southern.

BluePillCypher · 2019-07-20T00:56:58+00:00

At least her babies are beautiful.. wouldn't been a deal breaker if they weren't 🙄

Falln2pieces · 2019-07-20T17:18:09+00:00

8 fucking kids at 37yo?

Fuck, I'm 38 with 3 kids and look 20 years younger than her worn out ass.
I think she needs to just stick to the sucking and forgo anymore fucking.

Title	I'm not a whore so no sucking/fucking on first meet...
Author	alcoop_
Upvotes	448
Comments	118
Date	July 15, 2019 3:23 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/cdca7m/im_not_a_whore_so_no_suckingfucking_on_first_meet/
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